The Fish

"Monica Bellucci isn't decent Totty", so says the Weeble.

Yeah, heaven forbid the 48 year old man should sleep with anyone old enough to hire a van.

Try-hards have spoiled it

Maybe something, where you can watch a normal movie in VR, with a friend as if they were sat beside you.

Football Manager VR, so your gestures are recognised in-game and Pardew can actually headbutt you in the Technical area.

Someone is livestreaming a large puddle and the people struggling to cross it and it’s a brilliant way to avoid work https://www.periscope.tv/w/1YpKkrVPNVyxj

Hard to care about the club if the club doesn't care about the club.

Ta, but I guess I was asking a question that Andrew has answered. Rift isn't going to really change the landscape, it'll be a fad. I watched a youtube of Microsoft using their "Hololens" to play Minecraft and I was impressed, but guessed the application of the Rift would be fairly limited?

Yeah probably...

I don't disagree, but the opportunity should be pursued. Also, I don't believe that we're unable to progress multiple bids, especially when the players we need are for different positions.

It's not just Fish, it's M&S Fish.

The biggest club he was linked to in the summer was Liverpool, wasn't it? I mean properly linked, not just the Man Utd & Arsenal links that appear for every player ever. (Apparently they're after Vardy and Troy Deeney respectively...) I'm agreeing that it's highly unlikely, but it's not completely impossible. Short term deal with an option to extend if/when we survive, fatten out the contract with incentives for goals, appearances and league finish. It's doable, is all I'm saying. Mind you, this link seems to have been publicised and then refuted by the Mirror, so it's likely to be nonsense.

I appreciate in value with every post.

Sign him and we'll not be struggling against relegation, sell the club to him as a work in progress, press upon him the quality that exists in the squad, remind him of the transfers that players have enjoyed after playing for us. /DevilsAdvocate

To be honest, it's about 65% of a good plan.

Money talks, but I don't think Charnley is fluent.

The only game I've seen show off the Oculus Rift is Minecraft and the Wipeout-esque game above. Do you lot think it will be similar God-games, or will the technology be able to manage frenetic games like COD, or the like?

Buy cheap players who've an eye on their next move, sell them for a profit, try and not get relegated.

Doesn't fit the model though.

How many David Bowie/"Ground Control to Major Tim" jokes did they squeeze in?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0810718/ "The Royal Institution Christmas Lectures are annual lectures by the Royal Institution presenting scientific subjects the general public in an entertaining manner (since 1825), this series was broadcast by BBC Two from 1966-1999." http://www.rigb.org/christmas-lectures

Speaking of Christmas telly, do they still do the Christmas Lectures for kids?

Behave yourself man. He's a prospect, but we need players ready to hit the ground running (also, doesn't he play RW?)