The Fish

I don't think there is a lack of effort in the side, just a lack of a competent centre mid & a reliable finisher.

A British player with Premier League experience? Well apparently that's what we've needed, right? Europa League here we come!

I think the test is broken I put 6 pints, 4 glasses of wine & I got Romania (5th highest), then I tried again, with an extra 4 pints cos I'm off out tonight and I somehow get Namibia, (33rd), so then I tried an extra 9 pints and you're still Namibia. 20 pints and 4 glasses of wine and you're unlike anyone else...

You watch stuff in between jobs, fag breaks and meal times?

...go on

Wasn't that Mark Twain??

Aren't you pansexual?

I assumed he was talking about you.

Aye, if Defoe gets injured, or disinterested, they're not exactly blessed with options up front, are they?

As an aside, is it any surprise Allardyce is bringing in a big lump?

Would you take Cabaye back?

He'll get booed by the same numpties who called him worse than shit when he was here.

Makes sense for them to try and sign a centrehalf and more importantly to make a signing early into the window. Why the transfers aren't sorted before the window opens is beyond me.

Fuck Nandos

As long as he's not the only inbound striker, I'm not arsed.

Chill out lads, who needs Austin or Lacazette, we've got Albin Adj....Albion Adjectiv.... Albian Ajeti?

This is her in her early 20s, apparently. I'd rather Bellucci now than Welch then.

13/18

" Jitterbug Jitterbug You put the boom-boom into my heart You send my soul sky-hig....Woooooofffff"

Better than the one they went with.

Barnetta has been hitchhiking down the Felling Bypass

Bravo

Had to google Denise Welch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tbn-VEl67g better.