David Kelly

Fuck off. Go and try it on with Mags or something. 117089[/snapback] i dont know whats sadder, this thread, or the fact that people are still accusing me of trying to shag a middle aged woman who ive never met. do i really need to post the pms all over again to end this one once and for all 117095[/snapback] People with fuck all sense of humor is far sadder tbh! 117101[/snapback] it was funny at first. but anyone who thinks its funny posting naked pictures of a young lass and then linking it to as many different message boards as they can really needs a sense of humour check i reckon. 117107[/snapback] The humor has nothing to do with posting photo's of naked women if we wanted to do that there are millions on the net that we could dig out. But if that's all you've got from reading (if you have actually read it) this thread then fair enough. Go away and stop bothing us.

Fuck off. Go and try it on with Mags or something. 117089[/snapback] i dont know whats sadder, this thread, or the fact that people are still accusing me of trying to shag a middle aged woman who ive never met. do i really need to post the pms all over again to end this one once and for all 117095[/snapback] People with fuck all sense of humor is far sadder tbh!

Does anyone really believe she is a 17 year old girl though? 12 year old at push but never 17!

I am happy to clear this up. Ted Rogers did in fact die in May 2001. As for what goes into the envelope, I think shit is quite sufficient. I mean has the lass really done anything to deserve getting a ticket for the makems?

There's a season for getting a fuck? I thought wor lass had just made that up.

Who felt the need to create a fake user id to take the piss out of Smoothy?

Are photo's of Mancmag in his stockings allowed on here?

Not your fault just a bonus eh?

I can just imagine you all running about with Wacky getting slaps on the forehead like that little bald bloke Can I put forward a plea that anyone that goes through with this tomorrow gets a special legend bage.

I'm so glad I've had sodd all to do at work today.

Perhaps smothy could dress up as Ted Rogers and give her the old 3-2-1 finger shuffle.

Fucking hell, she'll think she's going to win a Dusty Bin with that!

Nah no one in their right mind would have even heard of that!

The Raconteurs album. Looking very promising indeed.

But then you'll look like a loser who can't handle a young slapper for a full day of hide the sausage!

You didn't send your mugshot so she wont recognise you. I say you leave an envelope with something in (Not 50 quid), go down and watch out for her. Get some evidence if she turns up aswell. 116279[/snapback] What he said.

Surely it would be worth changing your mobile number for the chance of comedy gold such as this. Take a video camera on Saturday and see if you can get a full record of this.

They're fucked anyway, once this cash-savvy child-whore realises she's not getting the cash with plan A, she'll just blackmail them for grooming, she's even got a mugshot. 116210[/snapback] And at least one cockshot! It's obviously a scam of some sort so I don't think morales are much of an issue but I don't think anyone should send her the url until after sting on Saturday.

Not yet. They've got to see this through.

There's a blind 'geezer' that sits a few rows behind me at the match. He brings his mate with him who does a comentary (better than most professional commentators too). Waste of a ticket if you ask me, although being blind could be seen as an advantage for most of our games in the last couple of season. Boumsong's his favourite player btw.

Islands - Return to the Sea. Belting.

I hope this thread doesn't fizzle out in the same way that one did. Come on Smoothy show those makem puffs how to do it. 116089[/snapback] In this thread on the mackem site, at what page does it all kick off and get interesting, can't really be arsed to go through all the pages. 116098[/snapback] I just scanned through all of the posts by the lad who started it, the rest is just a bunch of makems talking shite as far as I could see.

I hope this thread doesn't fizzle out in the same way that one did. Come on Smoothy show those makem puffs how to do it.

It's excellent. Very much in the Rock Action vein.

It is rank like but since we only use it about twice a season and I wouldn't buy it regardless I don't really give a fuck. I really like the blue third strip we have this season like, I think it's the best home or away strip we've had in years.