McFaul

I divvint think he's wrong. There's no derogatory word that does justice for what a cunt he is, but at the end of the day we've spent £82m this season and for once I won't blame him for this shit season neither.

I WAS for 22 years, I think Renton is if I'm not mistaken. If you'd asked this 5 years ago, at least half the people here were.

It was partly the horrific end to 13/14 and it was partly the fact my brain ended up all over the place because of my tumor and I obviously genuinely wasn't well. I haven't got the season ticket back yet though.

Spot on. It's a sad reality but since Keegan came the first time our support became polluted by completely clueless wankers who wouldn't have been once in the eighties. It's our club in our city and we'll never stop loving the club, even with that fat bastard. You never heard anything but a geordie accent in the 80s. Never.

He is. He could play for anyone. Best dutch player imo. We are so shite we could make Messi look only quite good.

Stephen Fry is one, he's always moaning about it.

A year ago if you'd have said having Rob Elliot missing relegated us, I and most others would have said you were an idiot. He's been our best player this season and wi Darlow needs to play out of us skin for us to avoid playing Burton Albion home and away. According to Carragher it took Rafa a full season before everyone understood exactly what he wanted from his players, lets hope its a month rather than a year with us. We all have opinions, but just what do we do? Employ a gung ho formation? Or a very defensive one? Or continue with the 8 months of shit we've had so far. Honestly though I would drop Sissoko now. It's not just his ability its his lack of effort, he's built like Vieira but plays like a coward. I hate to say this but I don't think we'll win tomorrow I hope I'm wrong as having said that they have only scored 4 goals in their last 8 games.

Wonderful. Anyway having sat on the Holte End the day we were relegated, nothing (outside of NUFC) would give me more satisfaction than Aston Villa going bust. They loved it so much because a team 200 miles ago were relegated on their ground. Ewerk mentioned it's highly unlikely given the finance of the owner, but I'd tell me doctors to fuck off and get hammered if they went out of existence. It's the club, the fans and even their players are cunts. If I recall correctly, Agbonlahor had 3 kids to 3 different women at the same time. I think that sums them up.

You're an example but I wasn't just referring to you. Anyway, I shouldn't pick on depressed people so apologies, but some posters are more irritating than piles.

To be fair having worked in Sunderland 4 years, 90% of mackems genuinely are NOTHING like people from my city. This woman was absolutely lovely though, she came across so well, and was by far the best mackem I've ever seen. RIP pet.

Toon opposition in the Fairs Cup agg scores Feyenoord - that season Dutch champions, season after EUROPEAN CHAMPIONS 4-2 Sporting Lisbon - that season Portuguese CHAMPIONS 2-1 Real Zaragoza - 2nd in Spain that season 4-4 Fiorentina - Italian Champions THAT SEASON 6-4 Rangers - fat jock cunts 2-0 Ujpesti Dosza - rated as the best side in Europe 3-0 In the past many idiots like people who have worked at the likes Northern Rock and other gimpy jobs should have realised it was often far more difficult to win Fairs/UEFA Cup than the European Cup. A monkey would understand, many, many, many professionals have said the same. There's football fans who have half a clue on these messages boards, and people who should stick to general chat. OBVIOUSLY the European Cup is/was far far far more prestigious, but there is no way it was more difficult to win, a complete spastic can surely see that? Malmo FFS

We beat Feyenoord 4-0 at St James' Park. 16 month later they were Champions of Europe. We had a tougher run to win the fairs cup, than 90% of clubs did to win the European Cup in the 60s and 70s. Forest beat massive MALMO in one of their finals.

True regarding clueless people at the match. I had wor lass one side, and some boiler on the other. I'm not sexist but women and football are about as good a mix as piles and cheap bog roll. Sissoko and Colback are not full backs. Sissoko is our worst player this season I'd let him go for £5m, and 27s was mentioned to Napoli last summer. He was typically horrific against the mackems, first touch of Raoul Moat. Incredible that he gets a game for France.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/newcastle-1-1-sunderland-read-11068922 Not that Lee Ryder is brilliant at his job, but he talks sense here stating Sissoko was the worst player on the pitch. He was staggeringly bad. People who are at the games are generally better judges than people standing in pubs watching while leaning on the pool table.

The League Cup is NOT and never has been a major trophy so in the 20th century this is the comparison between the two clubs League Titles: Newcastle 4 Aston Villa 2 FA Cups: Newcastle 6 Aston Villa 4 European Trophies: Newcastle 1 Aston Villa 1 We are told regularly we have won fuck all, but in the century after they put tabs out on the halfway line, we piss all over them. Villa are a complete nothing club, I've got more respect for Leeds, Sunderland and Everton than these.

Colback had a stinker but he wasn't as bad as Lascelles or Sissoko.

No it wouldn't, it would be like a recorded episode of Neighbours where Madge needs someone to fix her toilet.

We're 2/5. Put You're £100k flat up, and you'd only £40 if we went doon. I've got no one reason to be positive with these lazy bastards other than Rafa. It can be done though. This board is full of miserable cunts when it comes to football, we're like a woman who's husband beats her up nearly every week but still love him.

The mackems have done it for years.

Tottenham have every chance of winning the title. Was it a winnable game? According to the majority of nobheads, no. What happens? We deservedly win 1-2. Man City are having a horrific season by their standards, we beat them last season, why not this season? We don't have one game that isn't winnable. They're all winnable. The problem is the desire of the players, and also the fact they're generally not great anyway, but our results over many years prove that absolutely any game is winnable. We beat Liverpool 7 weeks before they won the Champions League, we beat Chelsea 2-0 at Stamford Bridge 18 days before they became champions of Europe. Yes we are shit, no game is beyond getting points though, not one.

1. Facebook is shite .... 7. The most Northerly part of Germany is 8 mile further North of Newcastle on the old latitude carry on.

The Car Park there is normally a nightmare, you end up on the roof 9 times out of 10. That's where I had my brain operation in August 2014. As far as hospitals go though, the new part is as good as it gets, it's like a top hotel it's that nice. They should all be like that, the Freeman where I go now, isn't as nice.

This boiler in Barcelona has got a Messi tattoo on the top of her leg. Quite clearly the bloke who did it has put Oz on there. That looks more like Oz than Messi.

What would he have got if he was a FC Bayern Munchen or Bay Vay Bay player?