McFaul

Absolutely stunned by the news Hollywood are planning to make a show about Jamie Vardy/Leicester and want Robert de Niro as Ranieiri.

If we lose this I'll buy a beige Alan Whicker suit and wear fake tan, like you did outside your house in that photo.

2-1 win

Fight the odds every three months. I have 10 great weeks, then two when I'm all over the place wondering what my latest scan is going to say. Memory gone, nearly died 3 times now, large part of my brain gone, but it could've been worse I could've been born a..............

Bravery personified that. Anyway, I'll get you a ticket for Brentford away next season and I'll have a football discussion with you and your pals in some cracking bars up Ealing.

Not having a go at you, but how many games have you actually been to in the last 10 years? I've heard you on voice, you sound like a gentleman version of Michael Chopra, I don't think you're a stuttering lad, but if you were stood beside someone who is quite clearly right and has your football knowledge multiplied by four thousand, it would be interesting to see if you made similar comments.

....AND? Man Utd younguns go to the Second Division in BELGIUM at Antwerp. I mean, by your reckoning, no player would choose a freshly relegated Championship side ahead of Premier League suitors? Absolutely. Unless they thought they could get a better salary than they're on in the Premier League. He wasn't getting his game at Blackburn and he was more than fucked off to the extent he left early, and Villa are hardly going to be desperate for someone who genuinely couldn't get his game at Ewood Park when they've come top 6 three seasons running. As I say there are people who know about football and people who should stick to the odd funny in general chat (not you by the way). This is what happened to football in 1992 as the mackems rightly point out. The only way irrespective of who the club is, a player would stay at a Championship club over playing football in what is becoming the world league, is a seriously overpaid arsehole with a long contract, and a monkey who has lost half a brain and was actually blind and deaf would understand that so easily. The mackems have a point about 1992. Although it was every club not just us.

Leeds to Fulham when there's no guaranteed promotion sums it up. They're a joke club yes they are, but so are fuckin we. Europe's 12th best supported team for years, and in our own shit league we've been top six once in the last 12 years. ONCE. We are a bigger joke club than Leeds. They never had the support we did, but who has? The fact is Leeds have more potential than most of the Premier League, so do Sheffield Wednesday, so do many of the teams outside the topflight. Your point is they'd rather play for us in the Championship, than a club with 38 games to prove they're good enough, in arena's where international managers have their magnifying glasses, while there'll £11m superstars running about at Rotherham and MK Dons like Ross McCormack who get fuck all. Only a complete wank (who isn't geordie) would play in a very murky championship than play in the top flight, irrespective of the attention our club receives. A bald monkey would understand that as a fact of life.

Total bollocks that. Leeds have a bigger global brand than Bournemouth ten times so, would they rather sign for Leeds? Not one player in existence would play for anyone in the Championship over a go at the Premier League IF they had a genuine choice. The bubble will burst beyond all belief if we don't come back up immediately. There'll be huffs straight away if we don't win the league let alone go up and rightly so. Even the sniff of the Premier League and players are all over it like a rash. Everyone presumed Fulham would come straight back up, so Ross McCormack was delighted to move there from Leeds United who will always be twice the club Fulham are. It's a sticky sewer of shite and flies, we had brave cunts in 2010. Who's brave now?

NUFC: Sat 16.04.2016 Swansea City (h) 3pm) 1 Tue 19.04.2016 Man City (h) (7.45pm) Sky 0 Sat 23.04.2016 Liverpool (a) (3pm) 0 Sat 30.04.2016 Crystal Palace (h) (3pm) 1 Sat 07.05.2016 Aston Villa (a) (3pm) 1 Sun 15.05.2016 Spurs (h) (3pm) 0 3 points, 28 total SAFC: Sat 16.04.2016 Norwich City (a) (12.45pm) BT 1 Sun 24.04.2016 Arsenal (h) (2.05pm) Sky 1 Sat 30.04.2016 Stoke City (a) (3pm) 0 Sat 07.05.2016 Chelsea (h) (3pm) 0 Wed 11.05.2016 Everton (h) (7.45pm) 3 Sun 15.05.2016 Watford (a) (3pm) 3 8 points, 35 total NCFC: Sat 16.04.2016 mackems (h) (12.45pm) BT 1 Sat 30.04.2016 Arsenal (a) (5.30pm)* Sky 0 Sat 07.05.2016 Man United (h) (12.45pm) BT 0 Wed 11.05.2016 Watford (h) 7.45pm) 1 Sun 15.05.2016 Everton (a) (3pm) 0 2 points, 34 total We are 1/9 with the bookies we should be 1/1000. We need to win 4 of our 6 games, more chance of me winning Bradley Walsh's "The Chase". The mackems have had luck on their side for years in these situations. Just watch.

Seriously I think we all feel worse this time than we did in 2009. We are an embarrassment, a complete and utter joke. A lot of our players are more talented than what we had to come up with in 09/10 but I don't think one of them has the heart of a Nolan, or even the absolutely shite Alan Smith, he gave absolutely everything and we deserved to piss it. Our players faced a war. Half of these bastards will wave their white flags and get high salary moves to China and Turkey. We are shite. I'm losing my passion for an entity which was once one of the biggest most emotional parts of my life. Ashley spent £82m, that's fine but he is the core problem. He has slowly ruined the infrastructure of the club to the point where he has a man who is basically his number one, earning £40,000 a year, when people doing similar jobs at other clubs earn £500k. He is an admin man, that is what Charnley was brought in to do, but he has been put in a sophisticated roll of unbelievably high pressure and he doesn't know what the fuck he is doing. I used to be a 20 post a day sad cunt like others on here, but I really haven't got anything positive to say about this wank club anymore. I'm sick of it, and I'm pleased I jacked my season ticket, I need positivity around me given my condition and one source of occasional brightness in my life was these fuckin arseholes. We are going down, to where this club, with the content of its boardroom and its reason for existence, deserve to be. The reason for our existence is simple. Make an ugly man money.

I know having half a heed is a good excuse.

Oh dear

3-0 loss. Many people saying: "they don't effect me anymore." "I couldn't care less." "I told you in August what would happen." "I won't go back while Ashley is there." "Apathy surrounds me with these cunts." "I may have views like a cunt but I'm not one." "Good point Fish." * Minus the player names, that is how this thread will unravel after 457pm today. * Maybe the last one is over the top.

If you got 66 I'm as ugly as you.

At 38 I've had lusts for Faith Brown who's 71.

If you got 66, I've got an 11 and three quarter inch cock.

A more interesting quiz than most of them this. I got 57 and HMHM got 45. Anyone that gets over 30 is no mug. http://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/mar/29/football-quiz-around-the-world-in-80-questions?CMP=share_result_tw

Had some shoulder rubbing times at Derby early 90's but I don't hate them these days and I don't hate Leicester even though we had plenty reason to back in the day. Of the clubs you've listed, one team I do have a negative feeling about is Nottingham Forest. They've won the European Cup twice, so they're a superior being to Arsenal, Chelsea, Tottenham, ourselves etc... that is seriously how they go on. It's nigh on 20 years since they were in the top flight for fuck sake, and in my eyes they are where they should be. This thread shows everything. They still go on about 1974 man. 90% of us weren't born in 74. www.forestforum.co.uk/showthread.php?t=17378

I don't hold much hatred in anyway, shape or form other than against terrorists AND other football clubs. It goes without saying the mackems are our main rivals. For me they're bigger rivals than ever given the fact we've played our last 7 games against them and lost 6. Their lives are dependent on Newcastle failing, and us being beneath them. Fuck cups, fuck pushes for Europe, finishing above the mags is the absolute necessity of life. To anyone who has a clue it's obviously a lot more than football and everything about Wearside and Sunderland I find genuinely repulsive. After that it boils down to the individual. Boro - complete scruffs who would choose beating us over anything, and that is a fact I've witnessed it in their end. THAT is why I don't like them. Then there are so many teams who genuinely hate Newcastle because of gobby, arrogant, mouthy, boastful tosspots about our area, history, culture, like me are all over Tyneside and we always fucking will be! For every studentified Keegan bandwagon jumping wank, there is another like me or HMHM. There is at least one fan of every club in the country who hates Newcastle United and their supporters. We are a deluded small club who expect too much according to Herbert in Brighton, Giles in Bedfordshire and Ste in The Wirral. For me our rivals are obviously Sunderland, everybody is different but I'll give a cunt mark of 10 how I feel about a lot of other clubs. 10 Scum 9 HATE them 8 Don't like them 7 No love lost 6 Cuntish at times 5 Boring but fuck them 4 No opinion 3 Quite like them 2 Canny 1 Magic these Liverpool 10 Man Utd 6 these days Tottenham 7 Everton 8 Leeds 8 Aston Villa 9 Wolves 7

I was sat on that wall at the back, and I'm telling you now just behind us was a 50 foot drop, could've easily fallen.

The kid has about as much personality as a mass grave, it's quite clear. That's not the lads fault, it's just who he is. I'd hardly call it a holiday like, but I'm away down to York for a couple of neets with wor lass later on this morning.

I had a Chinese last night and had to run to the toilet, tripped up on the way as well. Maybe it's my body saying look you fat cunt, you've averaged 20 pints a week for 20 years, sort it out. Whey at least I can take the piss out of myself unlike 93.8% of people on here. @ Meenzer

Not one bloke on this forum has avoided following through at least once.

I should be loyal to him seeing as though he had many of the same teachers as me, 15 years before, but he's a fuckin clown.