McFaul

You'd get more movement off Paul Wyn. The fact is the best toon side of this millennium became so good, because no other team was as fast as we were, Dyer, Robert, Bellamy, Jenas our pace was unequalled. Aye have one ball player like a Pirlo, but the best sides of the last 15 years have been pacey as fuck, it's what you need.

Just done the Euro's on a set spread sheet. England knocked out on Penalties by France in Le Stade de France in Paris in the Quarter Finals on Penalties. Two group 0-0 draws with Russia and Slovakia don't help matters but a 2-1 against the sheep shaggers lets us scrape through. The French lose their Semi against Germany on pens, and the Krauts go on to beat Spain 1-0 in the Final.

Aye. You turning out?

Greatest legend in the history of British Television. Can't believe he only got voted 55th best ever TV character.

There's a few Moxey's on here having seen their skin.

I turned out for it, surrounded by stinking mackems. Anyway the England squad is out in 40 minutes. It's widely reported Townsend is being left out. Fucking disgrace, his form is as good as anyone in the league over the last month.

Turning out for a show called the Money Monster later today. Anyone seen it? Any good?

We could be in The Conference, with them in the Champions League and I would look down my nose at these tramps from a great height. They're not even a wart on our arse, they a rotten old dog shite lying beside us who Lawrie McMenemy did well to clean up for a good number of years. HORRENDOUS city. I was brought up a Christian so I should not be so direct about these downtrodden tramps, but how else can anyone justifiably describe them? They know this is how we feel and they know it is how they're perceived nationally. Poor cunts.

Nothing will EVER change in this rivalry. Just accept it. Forever and ever we will arrogantly look down our nose at you. I was brought up to be like that but as you get older the jigsaw becomes one big piece in why we should look down our nose at you. You have by far the most horrific accent in the English language. The yanks whinge about the accents of people from places like North Dakota, the odd one will think its not bad. Mackem though. It is horrific. No phrase can totally explain how bad it is. Holocaust of an accent? Possibly. But deep down in their souls the rare one with a degree of intelligence can not come close to have a degree of pride in being mackem. HORRIFIC area. Europe's worst level of heart disease, something that for life and I mean this, we will take to our graves is, is how grateful to god we are not to be born or exist with the most horrific accent of any language and quite clearly be Europe's ugliest cunts. Goodnight now.

They are inbred cunts, there should be something done about their accent as well. It’s a big place Sunderland, nearly 1% of England’s population is a mackem, yet successful mackems are few and far between. Kate Adie is probably the most famous in the last 100 years. The fact is no one has a good chance of making it big with a mackem mentality/accent. That is a fact. I’m not saying it to be controversial neither. It truly is Loserville. It has the lowest life expectancy in Western Europe as a city over 250,000, it’s an embarrassment on human nature. Something should be done, because they should grow up with the same chances as everyone else but they’re drawn in to a world of depression, mediocrity and ill health

I know. Anyone would think they wear light pink home shirts.

These Yorkshire people feet away from my seat did my head in as well. Fat cunts. So so loud when you're inches away.

There's not one person on here ugly enough to be a mackem, I genuinely mean that. Horrific sights last night. The match was OK, Australia were a lot better than I thought they'd be, didn't recognise one name in their side. Some tidy boilers amongst them too, one of them was aborigine but still looked amazing. The mackems though aye they roundly booed Townsend, but a few of them were booing Fraser Forster even, a keeper who never played an official match for us. What an absolute bunch of inbred disasters. I was wracking my brains last night too, someone may be able to help me here, I've had a long hard think about it, I'm not just referring to England here, has an European international game EVER been played at a bigger shithole than Sunderland? I'm wracking my brains, I can't think of any. The capital of Moldova is said to be ropey but it can't be that bad.

I'm turning out at the Stadium of Shite tonight. With my condition I'm going have to be as respectful as I can to these utter tramps that we'll be sat next to. Good to hear Townsend is starting.

I truly am so happy, we can genuinely return to the club we should be with this man. This was the best moment of the Ashley era till yesterday. It can't fail to put a smile on the most dour mans face.

I'd rather be in the Championship with Rafa, than Premier League with Fat Sam. If I sound like a cunt, I am one, but it is genuinely how I feel. Best news at NUFC for at least 8 years.

Ya wee fuckin dancer at ye are!!!! He wouldn't go to Sunderland if they were in the Champions League. Respect both ways here with Rafa.

Who's that daft cunt Elba like? Someone who's been on here before?

Must be a god like figure.

Has anyone had issues with family and friends, statements said etc....that feel like they're unforgivable and completely fuck your mind up, where its all you can think of? Might just be me, but my heads in bits today.

Good lad J69 Congratulations.

Greenshirtmush This is my hero. He's greenshirtmush. No one knows who he is, but he is known by hundreds of thousands of fans all over the country. (ignore the marshmellowman someones put in this picture) This is greenshirtman, in the flesh, it's commonly accepted than greenshirtman is Geordie, don't ask me why, it just is. This picture is from the Vieux Port in Marseilles where one of the biggest football related riots in last 20 years happened. What makes greenshirtmush so special is, he's how cool he is. Near enough World War Three is going on around him, people have been stabbed, arabs are going around on motorbikes with knives, England fans are around ready to batter anything that moves, there's not so much a police presence as a huge war battalion a matter of yards away from him, there's choking tear gas all everywhere, people running for their lives, does Greenshirtmush care? DOES HE f***!!! All he's interested in is his two pints, f*** the french, f*** the Tunisians, f*** the police, there's beer to be drunk. Absolute English legend, alongside Bobby Moore in my eyes.

.....and 18 years after this pic look what is now available to buy. I'm getting one.