McFaul

Lucky cunt fish.

The year after the game your on about that end was dangerously full, loudest away end I've ever known though. 7,000 toon fans in full cry WE'VE ALL SHAGGED YA WIFE SPEEDIE, SPEEDIE. I've never seen a footballer as visibly riled by a crowd before or since that day. The cunt scored a hatrick as well.

Aye, was fogged off the first game. Efan Ekoku ran us ragged the cunt, and they were in division 3. I still say O'Brien's pen was the most disgusting I've ever seen.

Aye that was the next season. I used to play for the first eleven at school, and our manager got us two lots of bookings to be ballboys, half for Crewe, and half for Oxford (a 4-3 win) I chose Oxford, I think I made the right decision, apart from the North Eastern Co-Op ballboys tracksuit bottoms having a hole in the arse and the Gallowgate taking the piss as I walked past.

Haha aye Pav had a tough start, he was shite with crosses. People nicknamed him dracula because he hated crosses.

I'm 100% certain Francis played for QPR against us in our relegation season. I remember he won a free kick, and Colin Clarke scored in off the post, he always used to score against us that cunt.

Mark Draper that was it, what a fucking player, he was absolutely class.

Notts County could've beaten us 10-0 that day, Tommy Johnson, Martin Kuhl, Craig Short, and that midfielder who went on to play for Villa were far, far better than us. Notts fucking County. Bristol Rovers gave us a home hiding as well, Gerry Francis as manager.

I tell you how wank we were generally between 1988 and 1992, I honestly believed in my heart of hearts we weren't as big a club as Sheffield Wednesday, Man City, West Ham, Villa, Nottingham Forest and I certainly didn't think we were bigger than the mackems or Boro. Granted I didn't appreciate our history like I do today, but all I'd seen till that point was total shite, with the odd Gazza/Beardsley inspired mid table classic. People have can't truly and fully what Keegan did for NUFC without experiencing those years, which is why I consider people who choose to slate him over his last spell as scumbags.

It hurts even more when you're 12 years of age, I cried all night after the mackems. McGhee and Quinn were superb that season though, but the next season McGhee seemed to lose it, was injured a lot and Quinn's already ample derby and arse seemed to go to Cruddas Park 26 year old mam of three fatness levels.

I remember the Paul Moran miss at the leazes end, but are you sure it was against Wolves. He was so shit the game he played at home, he was hauled off at half time. I read something in later years that he'd been on the drink with Gazza the night before who was here cos he was injured, and had a terrible hangover. The 3-2 win was good, Oldham were the best side in the division that season, but the Sheffield Wednesday win was excellent, they'd just beaten Man Utd in the League Cup Final and we thought we'd get stuffed.

I specifically remember the Wolves game because Stimson was so shite, the entire crowd rose as one and applauded the referees decision to send him off. I bet people think I'm exaggerating, but there was not one dissenting voice, man, woman, and child all were delighted.

I agree. I didn't miss a game in the 1990/1991 season, and honestly this season has been like watching Barcelona in comparison to the dark days at the end of Jim Smith's reign, but I can say with absolute certainty and clarity I'd have rather had Kevin Scott at centre half than Williamson. Centre back is priority then a striker.

Shut up old man. There are 8 year old kids who know more about Newcastle United than you do. Cue some made up story about someone he met on an oil rig.

One thing is for certain, and that's Leazes will be saying he was right all along, and he has been. Ian, we had a bad injury list when we lost 3-1 at WBA, Nolan who was a key figure that season was missing, as was HBA. I wrote on here 8 weeks before he was sacked, Pardew was taking over, the 1-0 at Arsenal and 5-1 against the mackems merely delayed things.

Absolutely no way possible I could agree more with a post than I do this one.

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I've had half a smirk on me face since 1230 when I read the back page in the shop.

It's by far and away the closest I've come to belly laughing this week!

The lead story today, Simpson thanking the fans for singing about him shagging Tulisa. Ryder mentions her twice in the piece. FFS hard to contain my laughter reading it.

We were falling in 2006/2007 because without doubt, in our modern history, we had the worst injury crisis we've ever had. Roeder had a good right to moan about his luck, he had none, we had to play people like Ramage and Huntington who weren't good enough for the reserves let alone the first team. What people don't grasp when they say anything positive about this fat bastard, is how much he has devalued the club with his dealings, his actions, his attitude and his insistence on managers telling everyone about where we are financially, and how far we are behind "the big boys". We had a higher turnover than Arsenal, Liverpool and Chelsea in the last 13 or 14 years, and when FFS we weren't far behind Liverpool. Now we're rubbing shoulders with shitey Everton and Villa ffs! It's like Reggie Perrin has bought the club, and made his grotty empire. Another thing, I'd rather pay £700 a year for a season ticket to see us have a go, but this window summed up what they are, fucking wanks. They want a profitable club who can come 9th/10th/11th and will eventually sell when someone puts a bid in giving them a reasonable profit. Worst thing that's ever happened to NUFC is that fat bastard buying us.

Are you sure about that? We were in Europe 9 weeks before he bought the club as it gans.

I haven't even been to the match man never mind had a drink. I hate the cunt, HAAAAAAAATE. Nothing and no one in life do I hate more than Mike Ashley.

Utter wank. I would honestly cheer like fuck if Ashley did a Matthew Harding. We are a pale shadow of the club we were 8 years ago. 21000 with 15 year old kids singing Jimmy Saviles Cattermoles dad, shoes off if you love the toon, YSIFS to a band of 36 from a tiny club nearer to Lagos than Newcastle. Fucking embarrassing, we're becoming a bigger Sunderland, from being a magnificent club 8 years ago.

Well am not gann. Got a very important meeting tomorrow morning, and I can't be arsed. Shit fan. 1-0 win "a good professional showing from the lads, I was pleased with the two shots we had on target, not forgetting Gabi's two completed passes, he's knocking on the door once again, the fans have to be pleased with what they've seen tonight. Mike has given me a budget for January, and let me tell you it has a few O's in it. Five to be precise."