McFaul

I've heard he's a bully on a football pitch, I'm 6ft2 and a big lad, but I've never made a purposefully nasty tackle in my life, apart from against people who've tried to do me, apparently he bools younguns all over the place. Truthfully and I know loads of people who know him, and people who have experienced him, and I've not heard one person, not one say anything nice about him. A "canny lad deep down" would do but I've never even heard that.

Crom ‏@cromscott .@Lee_ryder just sent me this.. what a pathetic cunt..http://www.guardian.co.uk/law/2012/aug/10/twitter-legal-risks … Quite staggering.

His piece today man ffs. I don't even know where to start. He describes people who want Ashley to sell the club eventually as "extremists", we're definitely not a massive minority, and ends up by saying no one will buy us because the Americans preferred Liverpool and Villa. Well Liverpool because of their global sympathisers, and history since 1970, are a bigger more marketable club at present than Newcastle United. Villa though ffs. Even the tiniest bit of research will have shown him Villa were bought the year before NUFC were even up for sale for £64m, less than half the £134m the toon were sold for, and when Villa were purchased FFS had absolutely no inclination to sell the club anyway. Fucking nobhead. He uses such pathetic examples.

Clearly, and I mean clearly, reads toontastic.

I really should know this, no doubt some cunt will, but when was the last time we lost five or even six league games in a row? There was a few fours in 0708 and 0809 but no fives. What's the most league defeats we've had in a row?

Watched a film called "13" last neet. What a load of wank, please don't waste 90 minutes of your life. It's about a gambling game, where millionaires turn out in this mansion to bet on people dying. Basically there's 16 blokes who play this game, all skint, while millionaire and billionaires look on having placed seven figure bets on the outcomes and they stand round in a circle with their gun pointed to the back of the head of the person in front. They all get one bullet, and have to spin the cylinder which has 6 bullet slots. When the light turns on they have to pull the trigger, obviously some cark it. That's a brief synopsis. Jason Statham and Ray Winstone are in it, they should be embarrassed by such a shit show. Why is it too, that these yank films nearly always portray the English people in it as cunts? 2/10

So fuck. Kevin Scott was once linked with a move to Man Utd, and Real Madrid looked at Chopra as a kid.

The players Pardew was working with last season were nearer to Wigan's standard than they were to Chelsea's who he finished above. We're not Brazil 1970.

Pardew has achieved more than Lambert and Martinez in the game, when did they win manager of the season. Martinez in particular, last season Wigan had about 22 points from 28 games, that was his responsibility, yet they went on an unbelievable run producing almost championship form to stay up. Why was he unable to motivate the players to play at the level for the majority of the season? Lambert will be a top manager in my view, but till he's matched Pardew I don't know why he's a better manager. Make no mistake about it, NUFC are and should always be far bigger than Villa, but why would he come here in our present state? More chance of getting funds to do his job at Villa, where he wouldn't need or be forced to bum the manager every time he spends a million quid on a prospect.

They couldn't get the ball off us for 60 mins with 10 men ya daft cunt. Better football than us they'd scored 6 goals in 10 games before they played Fulham.

Aye, words to that effect.

LBT has to be a parody. I know it's been verified that he's in Norway, a lot of his posts are designed to wind people up, which is fine, but not every single day. When I was calling him Brevik, he turns round 3 months later and says his cousin was shot by him, right oh.

214lb actually, 196lb by the time of the GNR as well

Why did you say oops?

It was the Milk Cup in 1986, Rumbelows didn't take over sponsorship till 1990, without being a pedantic cunt.

Thanks. My post was just a few pissed off grunts this morning, made into a magnificent piece you can read here http://payaso-del-mierda.blogspot.co.uk/2012/11/we-drift-like-worried-fire.html thanks to Gene Clark.

Great post, I make that exact cycle journey quite often although my favourites are Newburn to Carlisle, and Gateshead to Prudhoe via Consett. The poor old man, that story is made more upsetting by his dogs hysterics. The rest is akin to my views about so many things, the "your support is fuckin shit" at the Maritimo fans illustrating a new low, and obviously your views about Pardew and the board are spot on too.

Pipe down loonytoon ffs.

"See yoo soon eedeeo...eedeeots" "It's for you"

No it's because the momentum was lost first and foremost, you could visibly see it and feel it in August, players like Cabaye thinking, I was my countries best player at Euro 2012, yet I'm playing for a club which has shown no ambition to at least consolidate its' position. He'll be thinking about his next club already without a doubt, so will others, the club ethos this season has shown no signs of a determination and willingness to improve, it's bound to effect the players. When you combine that with the extra games (a significant amount of extra games) the ever growing injury list, having to play certain players out of position, the complete loss of momentum, and marginal defeats, you have a group of players who's confidence is suffering. The root cause of it comes back to one thing. You can look at Pardew's performance, but this is the same manager who went to the European champions and won 6 months ago and stuffed the reigning English champions 10 months ago. If I remember correctly, when Pardew was appointed you described it as a master stroke by Ashley within a few months, now that things have hit the rocks, it's everyones fault bar Ashley's? Ashley is a cunt, he is the root cause of nearly every problem within the club, it's not a case of the fans spitting the dummy because they won't spend, it's a case of fans spitting the dummy because they won't spend when they've made massive transfer profits, and the team and squad over the last 3 years had fluked their way in to a position where we could actually compete. It feels lost at the moment and like I say Pardew is not fucking Jesus dishing out fish to 5000.

If that's ITK that's more or less what I thought, although I didn't even think it would be 2 years. My thoughts were don't reach this target, then we can sack you waiving this that and the other in your contract.

I'm not sure why you've decided to focus completely on Debuchy there. We needed at least two good players to keep the momentum going. He wanted to do things on the cheap by signing Anita who can fill in two positions, he's always been a centre midfielder who can fill in at full back, but we had the opportunity with Debuchy to bring in someone, while not playing a position which was crucial for our present needs, he was a vast improvement on Simpson. A centre half was an absolute utterly critical purchasing requirement for NUFC this season, it went ignored, we needed a striker, it went ignored, it boils down to the fact that they didn't want to spend the money, and will always get away with it hiding behind "the price was in another place to our valuation of the player". Surely when you have an opportunity to improve your first eleven significantly you take it? Especially for £6m. There's probably £6m fallen down the back of Abramovic's settee in his office at Stamford Bridge, that's how insignificant an amount it is, even for us, a club with at least £30m profit in transfer dealing since August 2010. We'll have played an extra 12 games, by the time we get knocked out of Europe which is a lot for any small squad to deal with. He needed three extra decent players to keep what he'd built going but he wasn't given the opportunity to do so. Is that his fault? Did he knock on Ashley's door and say "please Mike, pleaaaase don't give me the opportunity to improve the squad so we can improve, don't be so silly giving me £15m to attempt to kick on to the next level."

In terms of performance it wasn't great, but the injuries started to mount in September and we went in to mid October still only having lost one game, and that was at the European Champions.

and hate in equal measure. These idiots shouldn't wind me up, I'm 34 ffs, but some of them believe what they say. "Pardew Out" ffs!

Ironically enough, I was on twitter today discussing alternative views with a bloke on there, in reaction to another guy stating Joe Kinnear was a better Ashley appointment than Keegan was. It got me thinking why people look for these alternative views. My opinion is that they look for them because it makes them appear different, it makes them (in their opinion) look more interesting. People who support Ashley, including one of my best friends, almost always fall in to this category. Anyway another lads take on people who look for these alternative views was people have them because they feel worthless when everyone thinks the same way, so many HAVE to contrive something new to make themselves feel comfortable about who they are. I'll remind people that our manager is the current Barclays Premier League Manager of the Season. The only manager in the last 10 years to win it who came outside the top 2. His achievement of coming 5th (while I think we were lucky) noted because of his work shopping at Aldi rather than Harrods like the clubs above us and just below us last season. Ashley deserves NO credit for last season, we still haven't spent the money we generated in 2010/2011 man, the job Pardew did in terms of where we finished with the meagre amounts he had to spend and the average squad we already had was quite astonishing. It's amazing people who watch football year in year out yet still don't understand the game. There are very very few things in football more important than the M word. Momentum. Last season we started it thinking aye mid table will do with this fat cunt spending next to fuck all yet again, but we got to game 11, and we had a look around, and thought fuck me we've got 25 points from 11 games and we're second. We kept on just quietly getting results, 3-1 at Stoke, draws at Man Utd, and it set us up for the whole season. It's not because we were playing brilliant, we haven't got a good enough side and squad to play brilliantly and that is NOT Pardew's fault, it's because we had a good little spirit in the team, and looked like a side while not being brilliant who knew exactly how to get results. This season though there is no momentum, there is none. Pardew is not a miracle worker, we've been desperately unlucky with injuries, there aren't too many games where he's been able to field the same team twice, in a tired squad bereft of confidence, yet all of this is Pardew's fault??!?! FUCK OFF! The blame lies squarely as that potential heart attack victim cunt. The money is there, we needed three players with our additional Europa League campaign not to mention the fact that the money is there, but they just won't fucking spend it. The Debuchy deal sums it all up. We're not talking about Deportivo wanting £11m for Luque after accepting £7m and FFS bending over backwards. They wanted £6m for the best right back at Euro 2012 (imo) and Llambias turns round and says "deaw off we fort it was 6 miww in eurows" fuckin cunts. You could feel it just before the transfer window closed, and certainly just after it, that the momentum was lost for this season certainly, that is not Pardew's fault, he isn't doing anything different, we'll battle on and come 12th like I said, will be an up and down season, but people questioning his position should never go to a game ever again. David Moyes came 4th with the blue dippers, the next season they come 17th. Everton stood by him, and while in my view they are massive overachievers given their stature, fanbase, and size, he almost single handedly made them an established top 8 club over a whole decade. Pardew can do the same, but he'll have to keep on performing miracles as long as the two FAT BASTARDS are in charge of the club.