McFaul

Aye I don't think you could get away with it, I couldn't neither, there'd be tell tale signs, we'd be shite spies.

Brevik does the weights as well, and has posted pictures with mineral water.

Ah well that makes it alright, there's a few of them, sick wankers.

There's plenty others coming out with lines like "Pardews Babes". Sick bastards. I honestly hope there's no one on here who has the lack of decency shown on that thread.

pmsl

J69 is posting like me when I have the worst hangover in 2 years today.

No Ben Arfa too. He'll be looking at: Harper Perch Williamson Taylor Santon Obertan Bigirimana Anita Marveaux Vuckic Shola Oh dear.

It's true though, and jumped up little gobshites won't change my opinion. Plenty people have said similar down the years.

I was totally staggered when I learned Luanda is the second most expensive city to live in the world for expatriates.

I think it is particularly worrying. No one can predict what is going to happen, and reputable news channels report things which have already happened with a sprinkling on insight from some "expert" on any given subject, but there are more bells ringing at the moment than at any time since the cold war. Firstly Japan need to pipe the fuck down, just give that tiny uninhabited island to Taiwan, and China will pipe the fuck down. America v China isn't worth thinking about, and China (imo) have wounds caused by Japan which may take another 100 years to heal. I think common sense will prevail. The Gulf issue, is the most worrying situation we've faced in my lifetime. It's alright saying ah fuck all will happen, there's always diplomatic jousting, and muscle flexing going on there, but not like this. Israel are cunts. I'm not saying jews are cunts, but Israel as a country are fucking cunts. It's our fault going back 60 years but that's another story. Even though they're cunts who have utterly wound muslims up for years globally by their disgusting treatment of Palestinians, they definitely have a right to defend themselves. They as a nation are paranoid, they believe a large scale muslim attack is inevitable at some time in the future, they've been preparing for something they see as an eventuality for 40 years. The Daily Mail exposed their nukes in 1986, even though they are cunts, they wouldn't use them unless they felt they had no alternative. With Iran widely believed to be developing the capability to build nuclear weapons, even fucking China (their ally) are telling them to pipe down, I think we march closer by the day to the point where we see the biggest war since World War 2. Iran need to be dealt with or we could all end up fucked. There have never been more warships in the Persian Gulf than there are now, we're there, the yanks are there, the Aussies are there (fuck knows what they'd do like), the French. They're there because of how important the Persian Gulf is. 35% of the worlds oil passes through the Strait of Homuz. If Iran gets the hump when we, the yank, or Israel inevitably destroy their nuclear sites, then it's nailed on that Iran's fight back will involve sabotaging and mining the Straits of Homuz, thereby utterly destroying the world economy. There is no way you can possibly measure how important the Arab oil is for everyone in the world, I've read lots of the potential implications, and should the oil flow cease through there in the medium term, 1929 would seem like the late 80's yuppy era compared to what we'll face in the coming years. These aren't here say assertions they are a reality, that really really could happen, or even worse Israel think fuck this and actually start dropping nukes. Fucking Iran. I get my haircut in the west end at an Iranian place, the lass left Iran 11 years ago who does my hair, she said it's no myth, 90% of Iranian people want to live a western life. They're generally more intelligent than most muslims too Iranian people, and far better looking than the rest, but their government are evil cunts who stop the country from developing with their draconian muslim hard line ways. It's a shame for the people because the country is rich in raw materials, and could prosper without the economic sanctions we impose on them. It comes down to hardline muslims, they're cunts, that's not racist liberal muslims would agree. I don't know the best thing to do is regarding Iran but anyone who just thinks aye we've heard it all before, well I hope they're right, but people have a good right to be concerned. What we're seeing is almost the perfect storm in terms of a potential kick off.

Aye you're spot on there like. There used to be this keeper down Eldon Rec about 10-15 years ago, the only way I can describe his looks is a smaller much much fatter Ed de Goey look alike, he used to fucking stink as well, but he remains to this day the best keeper I've ever seen who wasn't a professional, his reflexes were unbelievable.

That's him smelling his fingers from my last post.

Aye he was. Even when he was a proper fat cunt he was amazingly agile. I remember when player cam first come out, the first game I watched on it was Bradford v Arsenal, Bradford against someone anyway, and the player cam went on Southall. He must've been 17st, well in his 40's and for the whole time it was on him he was stood in the same spot looking fat and honest to god scratching his arse. I've got no idea why I've just told you that, but that's what I think of when I think of him.

Never be in shock by what Lee Ryder writes mate.

Winding me up after 5 deeply emotional responses you're winding me up Can anyone else hear it? Can you hear it? It's like a dying cat which has just been knocked over by truck and is stuck between the wheels, you can decipher the odd "la" "fochin" and "is right".

Of course I pulled the 80% out of the air, something which has just been vehemently agreed with by another Newcastle fan. Aye it's OK, it went in our favour, and I'm a Newcastle fan. Fuck off.

I didn't forget about the offside goal can you not read?! Sweetleftpeg's just put you right as well regarding the same subject. Cilla Black must have done some sexual assaulting right around the country if you feel that can be the only reason why the country at large think there's something wrong with scousers. Fucking arsehole. Coming on here crying about refereeing decisions yet completely ignoring the valid issues we had with his refereeing.

Fattest ugliest goalkeeper in history, in any level including Tyneside Sunday League. He was the perfect representation of your football club.

All your supporters are like you, in fact most of them are bigger wanks than you. Blinkered FC should be your name. You can cry about the over the line as much as you want, it was NEVER A FUCKING FREE KICK TO START WITH YOU ARSEHOLE! So if you'd scored WE'D have been robbed, and we were robbed because 3 on 1 there's a DEFINITE GOAL on the counter. Scousers man, once you've spoken to one you've spoken to them all.

Thank fuck. Naughty that.

Leazes would come back if allowed although he narf gave Ant it yesterday on twitter.

About the game. "Everton were robbed". They were the better side first half but we had two guilt edged chances and they had two in the first forty five. The second half even Moyes conceded they were better, the offside goal, imo 80% would've given it as offside, looking at his body it was well ahead of Taylor's, but his trailing leg probably played him on, borderline, obviously they score but it wasn't even a fucking free kick to start with, then to compound matters we're three on one and he gives the worst decision I've ever seen in my life. We were fucking robbed every bit as much as them, and can someone please tell me what save Harper had to make? Please tell me. I don't go along with this bollocks we didn't deserve a draw, we fucking did, we had the best chances, 50% of possession and the same corners and shots on target. Biggest bunch of wanks in football. 32000 fucking what a massive club. We'll stuff them at home, and we've failed this season if they come above us.

Errr when you take 15,000 to an European away come back mate. Which English team takes 15,000 to an European away? One Newcastle. 12,000 in Antwerp, 15,000 in Milan, 10,000 in Bilbao, 10,000 in Turin. All this Everton taking more than their allocation bollocks, "6,000 in Alkmaar" you only get 1400 tickets. So daft cunts end up on the piss in Amsterdam, so fucking what?!?! The fact is in my life time Everton have brought over 2,500 to Newcastle ONCE. I remember in 87 when you'd just won the league you had 400 here. You support is a fucking joke, to say you have the audacity to come on here and suggest our support is shite because we took 1,000 to Everton live on Sky on a Monday night, £40 tickets, shithole ground, when there are massive restrictions on who can buy away tickets. If our away tickets were available to the general public, we'd have even had 3,000 there last night like we take every single time. All this abuse of our 1,000 turn out last night, and their gate was 32,000 (THIRTY TWO). Fucking lower than we've had for any league game for 20 years. I'll never get my head round how a club like them are so deluded. By the way there'll likely be 5 figures in Bruges as well, no doubt more than you've taken anywhere in Europe. FUCKING TEN pmsl (TEN)

TEN fucking 10 pmsl ahahahahaha TEN! DIECI! TEN! I keep saying an away support of TEN to myself.

Psychic Parky