McFaul

Well there's at least one voted yes anyway.

This is my final say on the matter regarding Leazes. I accept the moderators aren't going to let him back, but I think it's worth doing a poll to dispell the myth that not one poster on here would be happy to see him back. If you don't like a poster ignore them, the Leazes witch hunt, was one of the darkest moments in Toontastic's long 10 year history. Vote as you see fit.

People feel a degree of sympathy for his plight. He clearly wants to come back on here, and perhaps a reasonable set of rules could implemented specifically for him? I'd ban people for racism, sexism, and vile posts. None of these apply to Leazes' long relationship with the Toontastic message board.

Dave antagonising him now.

I'd rather have Andrex with a picture of a turd under neither the lettering, than Sports Direct. I would as well.

One to set the pulse racing this tbh. Didn't play a single game in three years for Udinese. Norway are shit and he has just ONE cap, while he's scored the grand total of 21 in 100 games in the NORWEGIAN LEAGUE! FFS. Hopefully it's pony.

It gets worse!!! It's fucking Sondico. Wankest brand ever, made shite keeper gloves in the 90s.

We've told PUMA to do one as well. Hope it's adidas, but even NIKE or UMBRO would be better than PUMA.

Bit gimpy this tbh but I'll do one Leazes Mag A 50 something passionate Newcastle fan, who can be challenging and thought provoking in equal measure. Comfortable talking about any aspect of Newcastle United, Leazes is the type of bloke who is capable of discussing anything football related. A man who has served his country, he is proud of our heritage, and should be championed as an embassador of goodwill who has helped preserve our way of life. A welcome addition to any NUFC message board, people of his ilk and passionate resolve should be held in high regard rather than ridiculed.

I must have some french blood somewhere along the line then.

People spend too much time whinging about why its shite rather than doing something about it. I don't post anywhere near as much as I used to, I think you have a forum shelf life, I think Alex realised it maybe mancmag too, I can't see myself at 60 posting on here like toonpack and pacinofan. Forums are good places for exchanging views, and occasionally provide you with a brilliant laugh. The best bits of forums are when you can pick something from someones post that you learn from, but they are few and far between these days. Still pisses all over Huggies Pull Ups Online though. Whether anyone admits it or not, the funniest threads are nearly always derived from rows.

How do you say big broken nosed skinny cunts in french? I feel like signing up to their forum. Cheek of it. Aye we drink beer, but we're taller than the french and we don't go waving white flags every time someone tries to invade us. "ohhhh au jord hui"

I think this kid on their forum is saying we're all fat cunts who drink beer Meal washed down, drink rum and Pinard table and hop bullshit these English, they all look as http://forum.webgirondins.com/index.php?showtopic=7892

Bon voyage. 1- What was your reaction to the Europa League draw? My first reaction was we will piss it, but because we play largely a reserve team I think we'll come second in the group. No disrespect to any of the teams, but our first eleven would be good enough to win it. We played Maritimo they are as I thought quite a poor team, Birmingham City beat Club Bruges last season, so Bordeaux are the only side capable of beating even our reserve team, and I think there's every chance you will. 2- What do you know about the Bordeaux team? And the club? I know quite a bit. I know you won the French title a few seasons ago. I also used to own a Bordeaux top about 20 years ago. I went to La Rochelle with the school, and you could buy, GB tops, Nantes, OM and PSG, so I bought a Bordeaux one. I also remember Clive Allen playing for Bordeaux when he left Tottenham, and if I remember rightly he was a major success there, but didn't stay long. Of your current team I only know Plasil and Bellion. Plasil through watching Czech Rep, he's good, quite quick but he needs a haircut, and David Bellion one of the worst ever players to play for our rivals Sunderland. Probably the worst signing Manchester United have ever made. 3- Are you interested in the French League 1 in England? What is your opinion about our league? I think the french league is OK, too many draws though, and other than OM there's not much passion in the stadiums, and the passion that is there is very much choreographed. I've seen a bit of PSG this season, and they're a million miles away from winning the Champions League. People in England will take more notice of La Ligue, because of Joey Barton's presence this season. I notice Lille built a new stadium for 50000 people, they seem to be filling it which is a surprise because 10 years ago they were getting 8000 in that old ground. 4- Is this competition important to you as supporters? And for the club leads? It'll be important if we win it haha. I honestly believe we are very capable of winning this competition with our best players. Last season we beat teams who will be competing in the last 8 of the Champions League, like Chelsea and Man Utd with ease, so IF we play our best team we can actually win it, but we're in absolutely shite form, even though we have lost only one. I'd rank it third in our priorities after the Premier League and the FA Cup. 5- What are the strengths of your team? How is your start to the season? Ben Arfa is our best player, he's playing the best football of his career, he loves it here and is our little Messi. He is a strength, our main strength is we are very very hard to beat, we play a very rigid formation and when everyone is fit we have a genuinely good player in every position. 6- What is your opinion on Gabriel Obertan, who has played in Bordeaux? He's totally shite. Le Forrest Gump oui? 7- And finally: a small prognosis for the game? If we play Ben Arfa, Ba and Cisse we'll win 2-1. If not I think it'll likely be a draw 1-1 maybe.

Aye definitely 32 points we'll say, I saw them against Tottenham too, worst side I've seen for years in the top flight.

You're not kidding neither are you? Two of the papers gave him 5/10, I think that's extremely kind. Utterly wank.

Did anyone find a pub with it on? Tried everywhere in Ryton, Prudhoe and Wylam, nee good at all. From what I've seen from it today, yet another wank performance. We tend to raise our game against the big teams, and we've only played one big club so far, at Chelsea, so I'm hoping we can raise our game for Man Utd. Its no coincidence that it was 0-0 on 56 minutes when Taylor went off, yet 7 minutes later we're 2-1 down. Perch and Williamson is as poor a centre half partnership as I've EVER seen, both players aren't good enough for Boro let alone Newcastle. You reap what you sow, we've needed a top centre half for 2 years and fatty continues to ignore this. Newcastle's performances this season - 4.5/10. Brock they are the worst side since Derby(and we couldn't beat them cunts neither), no team has had under 30 pts since them iirc, this Reading team won't get 30, we'll see who is right.

He's just said he sees Liverpool winning their next six or seven games

Strongly fancy us to win this, I think Reading are the worst side in the Barclays Premier League since Derby in 2008. Even without Coloccini and Cabaye, we're a class above all over the park, I think we'll have a confidence boosting significant win today.

Leeds are about as big as my cock. Championship sized club at best. Fact they've spent more time outside the top flight than in it in their history. Fact there are 15 clubs with more trophies than Leeds including Wolves, WBA, and Huddersfield. Fact they've never averaged over 40,000 in their history (we have 29 times even Villa have 4 times). Fact Leeds United are a shit club and a total myth.

Takes humility to do that. To be fair I read earlier this season Merson turned round and said his remarks were completely wrong, he's still a cunt though. Fuck knows what happens to Villa next, they need a new team, but they've got a manager who is destined for the top imo.

Leeds won the league cup in their heyday too.

Dekka obviously. "We just couldn't afford it." Just fuck off man. The OWNER is worth £2billion. What happened to the "Mike is prepared to put £10m-£15m of his own cash in? He's a fucking arsehole. £1.2m extra for a world class full back and we "couldn't afford it", fuck off.

A lot better than I was this time yesterday. I've got a £ I hope it sorts itself out Craig. You are without doubt a very decent human being. Makes my happiness at a £378 tax rebate I've just received seem pathetic.

I'll start by saying that I'm delighted that justice was done eventually and Liverpool supporters were exonerated from any wrong doing at Hillsborough. I've said before and I'll say it again, SYP are a disgrace and if we'd have been there the disaster would've unfolded a lot worse than it did with them in my view because we'd have thousands of ticketless fans which they evidently didn't, so I like any decent person is delighted that the truth has finally been accepted. However, there are a hundred reasons to dislike Liverpool. It's a negative to hate, and maybe hate is too strong a word, but they lack all of the facets that surround the word decency, as a club, as a support and as an entity, while claiming they harbour all of the positive things that in their view make them a shining example as a football club. There's not much you can say about scousers that hasn't already been said. It's very difficult to write about them without saying anything negative. They are people, just like you and I, they piss and shite the same, and as with any place on earth there are good and bad people. It is possible to meet a scouser who is well brought up, a decent person and it is possible to meet a scouser who is funny and humble. However, in my view they are in desperately short supply. Perhaps it has a lot to do with their environment, this is only my view but I firmly believe, generally speaking Liverpool is the biggest shithole I've ever seen my life. It doesn't matter what way you visit this city, from the motorway or by rail, there'll be times when you think you're in a cold Kabul. It's a city that was once the second most important in Britain. The biggest port in the world, the Manchester shipping canal put paid to that though, and it's population has halved from 950,000 in 1941 to about 450,000 today. You've been left with huge areas of desolation, and obviously the people are a product of that. You've been left with an older population and the previous generation bitter at seeing a once proud city a pale shadow of it's former self. From the 40's on there has always been a victim like state about scousers, and it's not just Liverpool fans, the people in general. Anyone would think they were the only people who suffered in Margaret Thatcher's decimation of Northern England. A lot of people put the blame on why scousers are the way they are, in the fact that they live in a bubble. They don't really see anything outside of Merseyside. It would certainly explain the self esteem Everton fans seem to have, you wouldn't even know they exist outside of Merseyside, they are a community club, as opposed to a club that represents a region like Newcastle United. This partizan insular attitude which has no equal in this country, makes scousers the way they are that's my view. The Liverpool fans are widely recognised as the worst in world football, a few pictures below show you things you just don't see with any other club: You could go on showing pictures of their fans all day, the worst one was obviously Heysel but I think the sickest one of the lot was steaming the gates in Athens, and what makes people hate them is they always proclaim themselves as innocent. If you say anything negative about them you're a bigoted jealous twat. They're unique, what they probably know is they're generally hated around the country because they're biggest cunts these islands have known since the Vikings in the 7th century, but they'll never admit it.