McFaul

You know what Wykiki, it's no slight on you this, but Leeds are so insignificant these days, they barely enter anyones psyche. They over achieved for 2 or 3 years over a decade ago and that was them. I think lower Prem upper Championship is their level, given the fact their home support is astonishingly shit for a city of that size, and football isn't even the main sport there. If he has walked I think Lee Clark going there would be brilliant for him and the club. Leeds are the right sort of size of club to use as a stepping stone to bigger things in the future, someone like a Leeds, Blackburn, Derby or a Leicester would be ideal for him at this point.

The only side there who are head and shoulders better than us are Tottenham. Strites as well, we're more than capable of doing anyone else. Inter are in their worst moment for 40 years imo. That last sentence reads like a dutchman saying it.

Aye and he sounded like Kate Adie's fatha. LM is the one I want to hear I think he'll sound like a calm relaxed geordie Wogan.

2-1 defeat at Scunthorpe to 6th favourites to win an European trophy in 2 and a half years. Not bad. Quite a decent chance we may get a Scottish team too. Celtic and Motherwell are both in the CL 3rd Quals and if they lose they go in to the play off round, they both probably will given recent history, so in the play off round there'll be Celtic, Motherwell, Hearts, Dundee United and St Johnstone. Would absolutely love us to play Celtic, I'd pray for it even. In the groups a trip to Bilbao would be the stuff of dreams too.

Aye not quite as bad, but still in the same ball park as Paul Ince's crack in 1988. He STILL can't go to Upton Park, or walk freely around East London 24 years later. This Mark Davies I've seen bits and pieces of him, and the comments by Coyle that he's a replica of Paul Gascoigne are either clouded in buckfast or he's trying to bump the price up. He'll be exactly the same as Guthrie.

Homosexual sorry.

Powerhouse, as in 6ft odd midfield powerhouse like Patrick Vieira, or as in Powerhouse, Marlboro Crescent with poppers, arse plugs and lube? I've never had anyone say I sound bent in my life.

Well it's better to be understand by many than a small portion of the population I suppose. In London I always have to repeat myself.

According to the crackpot, and that's what he is (expect to see Dawn Thewlis or Carol Malia talking him one day) "Gene_Clark" or payasodelmierda as he's known as on twitter, I sound, and I quote "like a mincer". All because I said he was a danger to society.

He sounds like Neil Tennant in mine.

That doesn't even make sense.

I bet he's about 28 as well.

Just as well MacToon's not on here anymore he has the same Sergio Tacchini tracksuit top as one of the pictures has him in.

Inter 10 Liverpool 10 Tottenham 10 Anzhi Makhachkala 12 Atletico Madrid 12 Lyon 16 Newcastle 16 Bayer Leverkusen 20 CSKA Moscow 20 Marseille 20 Metalist 20 Rubin Kazan 20 VfB Stuttgart 20 PSV Eindhoven 25 Twente 25 AZ Alkmaar 28 Hannover 96 33 APOEL Nicosia 50 Dinamo Moscow 50

"This aint faakin fayah! We've been fird faakin top since Octowbah, then dwopped dahn to forf cus uv injrees. What abaht Evertun, what abaht faakin Evertun when thyy kyyme forf, when Wafa wan it fow Livupuww, and naah Daniuwws blymin faakin me. Fakkin fourw be two caant". Something along those lines. In real terms it has been a totally disasterous 2 months for Tottenham. Their form only needed to stay reasonably decent to stay third, they won 1 in 9, then England completely ignore him for a manager with a far inferior current pedigree, then they come 4th, and Chelsea pull of a major shock to dump them in to the Europa League. If he wasn't such a mug and they weren't such utter cunts i'd feel really sorry for them. Bale and Modric won't waste another year of their careers there imo, their over-achievement can't last.

Fish and Meenzer too, other posh cunts like Gloom I wouldn't expect to mind.

Still waiting for Gemmill, Chez, Alex etc.....and Leazes howay Leazes.

Lets get something straight here. John Terry is a rat. He's from a family of rats, and I say that in the same tone as Joe Pesci when he shoots the young waiter Spider, in Goodfellas. However, nothing he did last night put him in a worse light than he already was. "Terry in full kit went up to collect the cup". He IS the club captain, what do you want him to do, not be part of it, or go up tjhere like a bell end in a suit? As for the game. Cech had two decent saves to make, if you can't hit the target, and can't score one from 25 corners, when Chelsea score from one, then you don't have the quality of nerve to win it. Of course Bayern were the better side, but Chelsea have had a traumatic season and you can't expect them to play like Brazil 1970, it's a miracle they actually did it. Obviously there were only 7 English in the squad, but the players like Drogba who have been there for years, have bought in to the English bull dog spirit, and that's what won them the game. Chelsea never panicked once in the whole game, and Mikel's two best games for Chelsea have been in the last two CL games, he was outstanding, and even "Lamps" contributed. I won £225 as well so it was all good, and lovely to see those arrogant depressed kraut heads too.

Look at the stand behind as well, that's the home stand, called the Findus Stand then fuck knows what it's called now, absolutely rammed full of toon. We outnumbered Grimsby 4:1 that neet in their own ground.

Just shows our profile is definitely rising like. We play Sporting Lisbon in a friendly away, they only invite top clubs normally, Man Utd the other year. Also we're getting nearly £1m for featuring in the most prestigious tournament in Africa with the yids, Kaiser Chiefs and some other African team. Divvint think we've ever played in Africa.

Hierarchy of the Premiership imo Level 1: Man Utd, Man City Level 2: Chelsea, Arsenal Level 3: Liverpool, Tottenham, Newcastle Level 4: Everton, Aston Villa, Sunderland, West Ham Level 5: WBA, Fulham, Norwich, QPR, Stoke Level 6: Swansea, Southampton, Wigan, Reading Just my opinion, but who above Norwich's level would seriously pay £3m for a 31 year old striker who has had one good top flight season (and it wasn't that good) in his career. Agree with Besty, who the fuck does he think he is. The best club he could ever play for would be someone like Celtic or WBA.

1. Tea 2. Two 3. More people drink tea. In London it's definitely coffee. I used to drink coffee but if I have a cup I'm irritable a few hours later and want more. Makes me sick as well.

Pah I thought it was deasunt. Authentic eavun. Well someone who's not a mackem dee one. Obviously the likes of J69 and HF should be exempt as they have an unfair advantage.

Am nee J69 but I've had a go at deein at mackem accent, the character is based on someone I knew then. Marks out of 10 for my mackem accent.... http://vocaroo.com/i/s02XMUGnNyJr

Certainly did, thanks a lot kidda.