McFaul

Aye but that's not putting it on, I can dee convincing mackem like having worked there.

Who can dee the best mackem accent?

The Shearer one doesn't exist now.

Funniest thing I've seen on here this year :lol: the fatha truly is the face of Sunderland. Has he got a look of Michael Gray or is it just me? Like if Gray drunk Buckfast and did heroin for 3 years.

Fuck me has Mickey Gray hijacked J69's account?!?! safety wink Good lad for doing it. Tom's from your neck of the woods and sounds slightly different like.

Not the type of man who's tongue didn't come through customs imo.

Where can I find that pic wor kid?

HMHM thats Blundell Park in 93 isnt it? Is that yee in the white

Who's deein stand up like apart from KSA? Anyway when we going to here "yewer" clip then? Rearrange these words - person goose to wouldn't in say a boo

There's always one, and it's always you. I actually toned my accent down for the OOT's tbf, and I did.

You sound really articulate

Aye that's what I think I sound like, Oz is accent, Neville in tone without the moaning side.

Hehe better when you came on sounding like a glue sniffer from the B roads its shattered all my illusions.

MF This aint no technological break down oh no, this is the road, this is the road to hell, nu nu nu nu nu nuuuuuuu

Man Utd make their own money, they're big because they are. Man City have cheated. Well they haven't cheated but they have had an artificial advantage over everyone else. Who decides what a big club is, it's certainly not the media, if you win trophies and have a good history you're a big club. Until Blackburn, in this country none of it was artificial investment, I'm sorry like it just doesn't sit right with me that clubs can overtake not just us, but everyone else because a few Arabs are bored and have nothing better to do with their money.

Cath sounds mint I say this as big a compliment as I could pay anyone, you could easily pass as someone from the toon! Not a hint of mackem to say you live in one of their heartlands nuw! Happy days. You can just tell when people sound canny and you do. Amazed by JawD's voice like, I was expecting, Jimmy Nail of 2012 when he's trying to talk posh. He sounds a bigger charva than me! As does HMHM.

:lol: that sounds like someone with a brown jumper, big teeth and geps. Poor HF. Quality.

I'll take that as a compliment, but not to sure what Alex will think about that. Parky I don't sound like Gazza. Gazza sounds like a deranged lunatic who can't string a sentence together.... Would be nice to hear a few other geordies tbh.

KSA :lol: Absolute genius, I love creative people, and I tell you what you've got a perfect voice for radio ye can tell. Not that you'll know what I'm on about but you sound the absolute double, of the funny fucka on At The Races.

Better than a very slightly more intelligent Lee Howey like some....

Weldy made a good call on the phone, we're not completely secure to keep Pardew if they doubled his salary and gave him a £50m budget. It won't be Tinkerman or AVB who have worse seasons this year given their resources, then JFK, Roeder or even Souness have ever had. It'll be Rafa. Thought it for weeks, months even.

good crack Craig What a thoroughly undignified way to end a 35 year association with Britain's most despised club. We could not have written this seasons script any better.

I['d rather wor lass shagged a black pornstar with a 13 and a half inch cock that Keegan went there. I'd feel beyond violated. My feeling for weeks is this, I think Rafa Benitez will be appointed their manager. Disaster that Dalglish has been sacked though really, he is without doubt THE worst manager that club has ever had this time, worse even than Souness.

Got a letter from ex employer accusing me of fraudulently issuing an invoice, I've spoken to him and he's piped down. I feel like fucking issuing my own fucking legal statement.