McFaul

You called? Craig of the house of Bellamy, not Craig of the Haydon.

He'll have his autograph book and pen stuffed down his sock on Sunday. "It's Craig!!!! Oh my god Craig!!!!".

Perch and Williamson being our main line of defence, in my view means we probably have to score 2 or 3 to win the game. A draw would do with Coloccini's absence even though these are shite.

The kid on the right I remember thinking oh dear at the time. Every time the camera went on the crowd though I remember thinking you are the face of Sunderland, they can't all be. Nothing against ginger people, but there can't be a town in England with more gingers than Soonlun.

Is this what you tell yourself when you're taking all these mobile phone photos? Agree about the mackems though. At one point they showed a close up of two kids with identical mod type haircuts, and they both looked ill. Thing is they've assembled one of the ugliest teams in the league as well. All of them are pasty ill looking freaks with acne scarring. caant. There was one kid, really skinny, hair unbrushed for weeks, with a chin like Harold Bishop. So pasty aye, not a tube of moisturiser between them.

Am nee Brad Pitt, but am areet, I'd be sexy if a could lose 2 stone, but am telling you this now mackems are fuckin ugly. From Jarrow to Peaterley they're fuckin ugly. The camera went on the mackem faces loads of times. I honestly believe it's to do with centuries of inbreeding. There's something about their faces, I don't know if it's diet, they just look downtrodden common tramps almost to a man.

Bingo. If the centre half was Taylor or Coloccini that ball would still be climbing into the ionosphere Bingo.

Harsh on Wogan.

By heading the ball in that direction you've guaranteed a goal, he's got no awareness of where the keeper is or which direction he's running in. Sunday League defending. The whole incident occured because he wasn't quick enough and he wasn't strong enough to fend off a 10st opponent. Simply not good enough. Does the goal occur with Colo? No. Saylor? No. Fact. In fact I think Perch would've dealt with it. If you're going to be weak as a centre half, he's weak and a tortoise.

He's a gimp, he's not good enough for NUFC and he knows it. He's good in the air, absolutely shite at everything else. You're spot on like, he knows he's not good enough to be fair to him-his post match interview he basically almost said as much. When asked if he could believe the season we were having he basically answered something along the lines that he could barely believe he was playing in the Premier League and that spoke volumes for me. We've got some decent players milling about the place now and it must be massively apparent to him he's playing above his level. When him or Perch have had decent games, you're walking out the ground or in the pub saying "fuck me Williamson had a good game", not that you say it very often. With players who are good enough to be here like Coloccini or Tiote, you never say it, because they're at a high level all of the time and it's no surprise.

He's a gimp, he's not good enough for NUFC and he knows it. He's good in the air, absolutely shite at everything else.

Gladly. Does Skype stretch to high frequency sounds though? Fucking dolphins can communicate better with scousers than humans.

LM and Gemmill should go on together imo.

why would you everton ITK know about the waged we offer though? i'm not doubting he's well connected with all things everton. it's just common knowledge now because of things the club have said and the fact that senior pros aren't getting improved contracts that we don't offer those wages anymore. so in the case of ba, that's not why you lot lost out to him. sorry Because apparently Ba came back to us and said you'd offered it, and would join us if we offered the same. Maybe he was trying to pull a fast one and play the two teams off against each other if that's not the wage you offered? £70,000 a week pmsl "Newcastle to offer Ba a four year deal increasing his £35,000 per week salary to £50,000 a week while removing the clause from his contract." 70k I don't know why you and all Everton fans didn't just accept his reasons for joining us over you. Unless you're an Everton fan there's not one logical reason as to why you would choose them over us. 70k

You might have more luck on Newcastle Online more members there.

Is anyone going to help this guy out then? You can't all be shy, yous aren't shy typing.

Different ones.

Most naturally gifted player we've had since Ginola. Bar none. 10/10 today. People who can't recognise he's a fuckin major asset haven't got a clue about football. I think Liverpool are at least as good as we are individually, but they don't play a system that suits their players. They should play direct 4 4 2 to utilise Carroll, and they'd get results, they fuck on with 4 3 3/4 5 1 too often but when we do it like we did today it suits our players. That system suits Benny, he was 10/10 today Benny, hope the clueless people who say he's shite admit they were wrong.

West Brom fans are basically brummies, which means they're generally cunts. Of the five brummie teams they're the least arrogant though quick glance of their forum and you think oh dear however. Now I've heard this before - "there's nothing else to do up there". Without a doubt there's more to do in Newcastle and North of the Tyne than anything in the West fucking Midlands. The West Midlands is about 3m people, and I guarantee in the whole of Western Europe, no connurbation of more than 3m people is an outright shithole like the West Midlands in the UK. I hope there's brummies reading this, you live in a fucking shithole you boring cunts. Awful depressing place reflected by the personalities of the people who live there. They're so fucking stupid as well, the closest rivals located miles away. The area between Newcastle and Sunderland (9 mile is it), is half and fucking half, and Sunderland are a far, far, far better supported club than any in the Midlands. Combine WBA and Wolves and that's about Sunderland, combine Villa and Birmingham and they're still not us. So fucking stupid. When things don't go well we're fickle hahahaha, Less than two years ago we averaged more per game in the second tier of English football than any West Midlands club has in the top flight in 124 years of league football. Fucking wanks. . Oh dear

Out of these voted for TGM, I like a manc accent anyway and he's generally good crack and the type of kid who makes you think.

Chelsea 1-1 Spurs Arsenal 3 Villa 0 Bolton 1 Blackburn 2 Liverpool 1 Wigan 1 Norwich 2 Wolves 1 Sunderland 2 QPR 1 Swansea 2 Everton 1 Stoke 2 Man City 2 West Brom 1 NUFC 3 Man Utd 3 Fulham 1

Nar Steve Marshall-Barnes has hung up his mic for the last time. Would like to hear some of the old timers like PaddockLad, HMHM, LM, Gloom etc.. on.

So Gemmill is Colonel Decker?

It's like a Pantomime.