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I see what you're saying but the bottom line would be they've lost £20m+ on a player inside of a year and that's pua ladgeful mannnnnnnnn. Love that word, I bet it's in Carroll's 50 most used words. Ladgeful to a standard charva, Ladgefil to a category C charva.

Very much so. We liaise on a daily basis, if he believes it, I believe it.

Even if we got him back for 15s, the whole circus is still a result for Liverpool outlay £35m in £50m+£15m so it's like they've got £30m in for Torres, and he's playing no where near the level of a 30m player.

50 points would be a disaster imo. We've got 33 points nuw man. So what you're saying is if we average just under a point a game for the next 18 games we're doing well?? FFS W4 D5 L9 would get us 50 points man. Have a word with yourselves. The hardest games of the season have gone away in Manchester and Liverpool where we're always pish. If we don't get 60 I'll be disappointed. W9 D3 L6 would give us 60 man, and that wouldn't even be that good in my view. Home games alone QPR Villa Wolves Sunderland Norwich Liverpool Bolton Man City Stoke If there's not 7 wins from them games alone something is wrong.

I've come to the conclusion I'm the only cheery cunt on here. Literally.

Am gan for 64, there's not one home game left other than Man City that we won't be favourites to win, trips to the likes of Blackburn, Swansea, Everton, Wigan etc... Am gann for 64 points and 6th place which would dee this season. Would be glorious to come above Dalglish, Carroll and Enrique.

+If you weren't such a mug you would've known that yesterday, when the TT secret forum (by invite only) knew about it.

Mac Toon's song was class for him to the Lovenkrands tune. "James Tavernier, James Tavernieeer hes got a massive cock e tucks it in his sock James Tavernier" https://twitter.com/#!/2NarMe/status/156728591655243776/photo/1/large should have its' own postcode tbh.

Gemmill - the daddy.

LM gets a harsh press imo. I always try to treat elders with respect, a wounded animal who is cornered by a pack of leopards will always do irrational things.

Can't think of a football related man I dislike more like ever. Even Souness. "eeets a fact that Nyowcaasul arent beeg cloob, and eets alsoww a fact that Aston Veelur are the third beegist cloob in the countroi, give us a call on 0845.." mug

The lass works there she took the pic, and fucking Shola was stroking her hair the fuckin chancer. Misses plenty opportunities on the pitch but not with lasses the useless cunt. Anyway they all met the players, and she said nee one knew who James Tavernier was an he was gutted, but have you ever seen owt like that?? Her mate, what a doilum, gave Saylor her number and he rang her last night, she's not even that nice proper Burradon face, according to her face book "result". Anyway aye, fucking should have its' own postcode as I said on twitter career in porn if he doesn't make it on the pitch.

Joseph Barton @Joey7Barton2h Reply Retweet Favorite · Open Right am off, might have a little sabbatical from twitter for a while. Boring the tits off me now. Joseph Barton @Joey7Barton2h Reply Retweet Favorite · Open Can I just say u could substitute the word "irish" in my nationality statements with any of the home countries. Nothing against the irish... Joseph Barton @Joey7Barton2h Reply Retweet Favorite · Open If u follow me to abuse me ur wasting ur time, go and bore someone else. Please unfollow....... Joseph Barton @Joey7Barton2h Reply Retweet Favorite · Open @themichaelowen hahaha why do people think that's abusing u bothers u. Is their life that sad? In reply to michael owen Joseph Barton @Joey7Barton2h Reply Retweet Favorite · Open I couldn't play for Ireland as am not Irish, not rocket science. Forget my grandparents, I'M NOT Irish. If I was, I off declared myself 4 em Joseph Barton @Joey7Barton2h Reply Retweet Favorite · Open @Notjosephbarton correct, who r u by the way. Quite amusing, I do find u occasionally. In reply to Joey Barton Joseph Barton @Joey7Barton2h Reply Retweet Favorite · Open "Shallow men believe in luck and superstition. Strong men believe in cause and effect." Joseph Barton @Joey7Barton2h Reply Retweet Favorite · Open I care neither for ur comments, ur praise, ur critique, ur attitudes, ur life stories or any other nonsense u choose to bore me with....... Joseph Barton @Joey7Barton2h Reply Retweet Favorite · Open I have worked out that I probably love about 12 people in the world, I like about 35, I don't mind about 100, the rest of u, well can jog on Read from the bottom up chronologically. It amounts to a breakdown I think. Incredible comments. He's saying to Owen why do people think abuse bothers you. Why fucking tweet about it 10 times a day then? Complete breakdown, back to the Priory after a major incident on or off the pitch is my prediction.

don't reckon it would tbh the amount of police there for non-derby games is staggering. went for the Playoff final when Burnley were promoted, closest I saw a sheff u fan was on the motorway, another coach on the drive in. the groups of fans were either kept very seperate or in the places they could mix the police presence was really big I think you underestimate it to be honest. It's different to any fixture in this country. There's been one night game against Sunderland in 21 years, there's been two three o'clock kick offs in 20 years. It's not a Blackburn v Burnley, or even a Tottenham v Arsenal or a Man Utd v Man City/Liverpool, there's no fixture like it in English football. There's no game that I know of where a city centre is cleared 90 minutes after the game to allow safe passage to the station. There'd be absolute murders in every train station, every service station, every tube station, every pub, and anyone who's from up here knows I'm right. Logistically it just couldn't happen. I'm trying to imagine walking round Wembley and up Wembley way Newcastle fans and Sunderland fans it's a fucking impossibility. Like I say ANYONE from up here knows I'm talking sense.

And of course good luck to WM's mum. Darts is by far my second favourite sport, I'm shit at it, but it's a fantastic sport, nothing bet than a few bets watching the darts, often more exciting than football in my view.

That's mint mate, not on ESPN? I see your mams 25/1 to win it. Do you know if there's match betting anywhere? Howay Julie.

To be fair Leazes, They must get fucking loads of comments on whatever they tweet and a great volume of them will be abuse, so they probably miss most. People most likely to reply or retweet are your mates or real low-end "celebs" I suppose so. Still cunts though. Prob ought to watch what you post too, in view of Stan fucking Collymore etc, and some other recent case I read about but can't remember who Yeah you should probably try and avoid racially abusing people on there. Why can't they just laugh along with it? :lol:

Our quest to make banking better starts here "Branch closed for the day due to fish death. Sorry for any inconvenience" Aye Alex you're right there. The only people making money from football clubs are the Glazer's, and that's because they have the biggest one.

Would be fantastic if he bought the club, he's a marketing genius as well. Everyone in the world knows his brand.

Fair enough apparently it's true though.

Have you heard the one about the Japanese fish that will be in every branch???? If it dies the entire workforce get the day off. Bet that gives people a few ideas.

You got your name in the hat for the free air baloon ride? I must say like some of the things yous have had are amazing. Free smoothies, all sorts. Branson is going up to the Regent Centre later today to meet the special selected few.

You alright this morning mate? Aye, had a kip last night and it's helped, cheers. Just relaxing for a bit before next couple of busy days Good stuff. When something bad has happened it doesn't matter what anyone says it doesn't make a difference, I know that myself, but I hope you feel OK soon.