McFaul

You got your name in the hat for the free air baloon ride? I must say like some of the things yous have had are amazing. Free smoothies, all sorts. Branson is going up to the Regent Centre later today to meet the special selected few.

You alright this morning mate? Aye, had a kip last night and it's helped, cheers. Just relaxing for a bit before next couple of busy days Good stuff. When something bad has happened it doesn't matter what anyone says it doesn't make a difference, I know that myself, but I hope you feel OK soon.

You alright this morning mate?

I said you must be a Tottenham fan with a nose like that. I genuinely did not know he was jewish, and he got in to a rant about anti-semitism and turned out he was a Tottenham fan after all.

You're being ignored because your patter is lifting on about cakes and "tummy's" it's just wank mate not your fault granted but it is, it's painful to read to be honest, there's another Australian the same and I forget his username. I swear to god right if 10 people agree that you say something funny in this thread I'll donate £20 to a charity of your choice. £26 a month though the gym.

A wrongun for not knowing or showing an interest in a 17 year old spotty yank. I'd say the grown men who do are the wronguns. No, a wrong un who used to pride himself on being a 'propa Geordie' who has transformed into a bloke who spends his days taking pictures of himself in the mirror, worrying about his next weight watchers meeting and hyping himself up to be a 'celebrity' because he was on TalkShite once and manages to get into rows with genuinely famous people The celebrity crack was tongue in cheek. Most of them think I'm a cunt! They're right. What famous people have I been involved in rows with like? Barton and Simpson aren't famous they are overachieving mugs from the North West who annoyed me, and to be fair most people agreed with my points. The only other famous person I got in a row with was that wank Dom Joly, who got emotional.

add these leo_eva good kid my age puts my knowledge slightly in the shade even, loughas78 mate of mine, markyc1982 - another good kid, Steve Wraith is surprisingly good crack as well.

You'd get more followers if you called yourself LeazesMag because you're one of THE most famous toon fans imo. There's some dead knowledgable toon fans on there, like genuinely who will tell you things you didn't know.

A wrongun for not knowing or showing an interest in a 17 year old spotty yank. I'd say the grown men who do are the wronguns.

http://en.wikipedia....i/Justin_Bieber On my life, on my lasses life, on my entire families life, I didn't know "Bieber". Canadian/Yank - is it so unbelievable that an Englishman has absolutely no interest in yank music? 17 year old ffs, do I look like Paul Wyn?? Don't answer that actually. It's old hat now man for such a celebrity who is never out the papers/off the radio you claim to know fuck all about popular culture. Despite the fact every famous person you stalk mentions it on a daily basis. There's no way in hell you have never heard of Justin Bieber, me fuckin granny has heard of him. Popular culture popular yank culture you mean. I swear on my life I've never heard of "Bieber", I don't swear on people close to me's lives if I'm telling a lie. If someone in the street said do you know what or Bieber is, I'd have said a failed social networking site and that's honest. So you know what Bebo is Yes! It's part of "popular culture".

He lives under a rock where everyone thinks he's the celebrity. I imagine him as one of those fat blokes who goes around talking to anyone who'll listen about how he use to be a mint boxer in his day and offering to train people if they 'wanna learn a thing or two'. What a gimp. Its true isn't it. I bet you throw in a few, 'should have stayed off the booze' *pats tummy* lines as well. Disappointingly not fooling anyone into thinking that your extreme girth is from anything other than too much cake. Australians are boring cunts. I won't be addressing you again. The other bloke is the same as well on here I forget his name.

http://en.wikipedia....i/Justin_Bieber On my life, on my lasses life, on my entire families life, I didn't know "Bieber". Canadian/Yank - is it so unbelievable that an Englishman has absolutely no interest in yank music? 17 year old ffs, do I look like Paul Wyn?? Don't answer that actually. It's old hat now man for such a celebrity who is never out the papers/off the radio you claim to know fuck all about popular culture. Despite the fact every famous person you stalk mentions it on a daily basis. There's no way in hell you have never heard of Justin Bieber, me fuckin granny has heard of him. Popular culture popular yank culture you mean. I swear on my life I've never heard of "Bieber", I don't swear on people close to me's lives if I'm telling a lie. If someone in the street said do you know what or Bieber is, I'd have said a failed social networking site and that's honest.

Loud mouths get alot of attention on twitter so no surprises there. Not in my experience, people who have something to say do. Hence why you have 36 followers. J69 you've made more exits than plane manufacturer. The cheek of that! I'm guessing you're basing your experience of 'people who have something to say' on other people? No I'm basing it on me you nothingness convict. Put the Fosters down and get to bed. Ah 'nothingness'. So what was that about people's obsession with notoriety? Sounds like you're the one with the hangup. I'm guessing you were one of those 10,000 tweet crazy people, akin to Bieber followers. And for future reference whinging all day and night about everyone that doesn't live within a 5 mile radius of you is not 'having something to say'. I don't think I ever mentioned where anyone was from on twitter, apart from Burnsie Ben the mackem toon fan from Penshaw. While we're on the subject I have no idea who the fuck Bieber is, why would an Englishman know an Australian/Yank/German?? I don't imagine small mindedness as being limited to just one subject though. Why is it small mindedness not knowing some fuckin 17 year old yank boy? Is there something you find fascinating about teenage boys?? I've got no interest in yank music let alone R&B. Someone explain why I would know who this kid is, someone explain why I should know.... huh? You're losing me now mate. Got no idea what you're on about. I'm talking about you and your small mindedness. But I guess there's a strain there, insinuating that someone has homosexual or paeodophillic tendencies would definitely qualify as small mindedness. So without further ado, case in point. Don't talk about me and my small mindedness, explain why people should know who Bieber is or pipe down, you're not going to add anything interesting or funny, so try and fathom a paragraph why most people would know who Bieber is.

He lives under a rock where everyone thinks he's the celebrity. I imagine him as one of those fat blokes who goes around talking to anyone who'll listen about how he use to be a mint boxer in his day and offering to train people if they 'wanna learn a thing or two'. What a gimp.

Loud mouths get alot of attention on twitter so no surprises there. Not in my experience, people who have something to say do. Hence why you have 36 followers. J69 you've made more exits than plane manufacturer. The cheek of that! I'm guessing you're basing your experience of 'people who have something to say' on other people? No I'm basing it on me you nothingness convict. Put the Fosters down and get to bed. Ah 'nothingness'. So what was that about people's obsession with notoriety? Sounds like you're the one with the hangup. I'm guessing you were one of those 10,000 tweet crazy people, akin to Bieber followers. And for future reference whinging all day and night about everyone that doesn't live within a 5 mile radius of you is not 'having something to say'. I don't think I ever mentioned where anyone was from on twitter, apart from Burnsie Ben the mackem toon fan from Penshaw. While we're on the subject I have no idea who the fuck Bieber is, why would an Englishman know an Australian/Yank/German?? I don't imagine small mindedness as being limited to just one subject though. Why is it small mindedness not knowing some fuckin 17 year old yank boy? Is there something you find fascinating about teenage boys?? I've got no interest in yank music let alone R&B. Someone explain why I would know who this kid is, someone explain why I should know....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Justin_Bieber On my life, on my lasses life, on my entire families life, I didn't know "Bieber". Canadian/Yank - is it so unbelievable that an Englishman has absolutely no interest in yank music? 17 year old ffs, do I look like Paul Wyn?? Don't answer that actually.

Loud mouths get alot of attention on twitter so no surprises there. Not in my experience, people who have something to say do. Hence why you have 36 followers. J69 you've made more exits than plane manufacturer. The cheek of that! I'm guessing you're basing your experience of 'people who have something to say' on other people? No I'm basing it on me you nothingness convict. Put the Fosters down and get to bed. Ah 'nothingness'. So what was that about people's obsession with notoriety? Sounds like you're the one with the hangup. I'm guessing you were one of those 10,000 tweet crazy people, akin to Bieber followers. And for future reference whinging all day and night about everyone that doesn't live within a 5 mile radius of you is not 'having something to say'. I don't think I ever mentioned where anyone was from on twitter, apart from Burnsie Ben the mackem toon fan from Penshaw. While we're on the subject I have no idea who the fuck Bieber is, why would an Englishman know an Australian/Yank/German??

Loud mouths get alot of attention on twitter so no surprises there. Not in my experience, people who have something to say do. Hence why you have 36 followers. J69 you've made more exits than plane manufacturer. The cheek of that! I'm guessing you're basing your experience of 'people who have something to say' on other people? No I'm basing it on me you nothingness convict. Put the Fosters down and get to bed.

Him and Houllier going to court today over a variety of comments surrounding the France v Bulgaria game EIGHTEEN years ago. Houllier to me always seems, a fair, intelligent, mild mannered French aristocrat, but the comments are scandalous. He must just hate Ginola and that's it, but I can see why he was upset about 1994, because they had the team to win it imo.

Loud mouths get alot of attention on twitter so no surprises there. Not in my experience, people who have something to say do. Hence why you have 36 followers. J69 you've made more exits than plane manufacturer. The cheek of that!

I'm not sure who The Gruffalo is but I saw someone mention he looked like Paul Wyn last night.

The more I understand about the situation with Redknapp the more disgusting it becomes. We're Newcastle United, they are Tottenham who have had a few good seasons. Who the fuck does he think he is the fucking arsehole. He who laughs last laughs longest. Shows how clueless Lee Ryder is though who is adamant there's no release clause when EVERYONE else is saying there is.

I've chucked twitter. Was becoming too much of a celebrity, too many stalkers, and wor lass moaning that I spend too much time on it, she's probably right. Also too many mongs who support Newcastle but HAVEN'T GOT A CLUE, I'd say maybe 80% of the people on twitter, too many attention seeking dense lasses, too many doilums, not enough crack. Was an emotional end as I typed out My Way, and people pleaded for me not to go.

First day back at work today since December 9 2011, am tired, me managers been sacked in the meantime and I could quite easily never work again if I had a good stream of income coming in. I love being lazy.

He's getting the dog eater job in January I read.