McFaul

You ever been to Nottingham? Wannabe gangster central. Aye, the same kid I rowed with was at Uni there. West Bridgford he stayed what a shithole, belta chippy on his street though.

Sounded like a right charva in his interview on MOTD too. Innit, blud, brethren etc..... How can you sound like a gangster from Nottingham?

Good stuff Jonny, you're too young for any pishy diseases.

As I said in the match thread he said to me in Feb he was convinced Best would get more than Carroll in 2011, and he was right, drives me up the fucking wall! He's also pro-Ashley "I can't see what the bloke has done wrong since 2009", reminds me of a few on here. He's a good kid, just can't be told anything.

Nar he's a good friend of mine, but we wind each other up something rotten, he'll say anything to prove a point. His Best love drives me up the wall, when we sold Carroll his crack was I bet Best scores more in 2011, than Carroll, and of course the cunt was reet!

Fucking shattered. Fell out with one of my best mates, proper slanging match about Leon Best and how shit he is, fell out with my lass over fucking twitter!! Women man! She rang me I didn't answer, cos I was mid row with me mate, then said well you've been on fucking twitter, is twitter more important than me and you hardly spoke to me in Shark Bar?! These fucking Sunday games man everyone pissed, Mondays always messy and full of apologies. The next games a Sunday too. Am I the only one who thinks Leon Best is a lazy shit mug? One good goal changes nothing, he's got no presence about him, and to see him and fucking Shola on before Benny sickens me. Benny's too good for us if we're honest, and he worked very hard when he come on I thought.

Had a big big big row with a mate about Leon Best. As far as he's concerned Leon Best is as good as George Best, my point was other than his goal, to say he was abysmal would be an understatement, he and Shola didn't look remotely motivated or interested. I thought we'd win 1-0 in a shite game and so it proved. Still 3 points are 3 points, we MUST start Benny at Fulham.

He's a pure nob that kid, and if he's reading he'll know it's nothing I haven't said to him directly. "I'll be happy if we keep it down to a 0-3 defeat tonight" Pessimistic nobhead. Why like Besty?

Aston Villa 0 Everton 1 Blackburn 2 Fulham 1 Chelsea 1 Sunderland 1 Liverpool 1 Stoke 1 Man Utd 2 Bolton 1 Tottenham 2 Wolves 0 West Brom 2 Norwich 2 Newcastle 4 QPR 1 Swansea 1 Arsenal 1 Wigan 1 Man City 2

Could dee with working on them shoulders CT. Were you a right winger when you played football?

As the World's most superstitious football fan, I will have to politely decline I'm afraid. If I say third, which would be an amazing achievement I think, it would inevitably kick-start a second half of the season Spurs collapse reminiscent of the 90s England Cricket team. That said I think it's City's title to lose, they are far and away the best side in the league I think. I'd be amazed if Spurs achieved 3rd spot. I don't think they have the strength in depth to mount a serious challenge. They've had a lot of luck, but grind results too when they're not playing too good, I think they'll get third. Chelsea are shite, Arsenal are shite, we could come above Liverpool, I don't know who will pinch third off them tbh. All these teams with three new players we can seriously compete with.

There's a few Aberdeen toon fans on here, khay's fae Aberdeen ken.

Rarely ever smoke joints, but I did last night and I always end up having a mad dream. I woke up laughing. I was at a ouija board 6 of us sitting there, and people are asking all these questions, "should I go to Australia", all these mad messages, so I asked it what do you think of Danny Simpson, and the glass started moving - shuffle shuffle scrape S .....push shuffle H ........shuffle push I .......shuffle shuffle T .....shuffle stop E. One of my favourite dreams and it's still fresh in my memory, normally forget them 5 mins after I've woken up.

Mourinho also said Solomon Kalou would be one of the best five players in the world.

Aye his phrases fucking what a chancer, the only side he had proper success at was Rangers where he had a budget 20 times bigger than Celtic. "When I see a professional like Peter Ramage, he's what I would call a proper player." PMSL Peter Ramage man. I can't take Souness seriously ever since the mustachioed version of him ran to the half way line to plant the Galatasaray flag. The bloke is one of the biggest dickheads in life man. He championed himself as an anti bigotry champion as Rangers manager, but goes on about trips to Ibrox with his union jack round his waist as a teenager.

Aye his phrases fucking what a chancer, the only side he had proper success at was Rangers where he had a budget 20 times bigger than Celtic. "When I see a professional like Peter Ramage, he's what I would call a proper player."

Next Vieira man! Didn't they brandish Chris Armstrong as the new Lineker too?

The only we've sold for more than £5m I was happier about leaving us than Parker, was Jermaine Jenas funny enough. It worked out at £9m that deal truly unbelievable, I was thrilled to bits at the time, then he missed that open goal on his first game back.

Why do people assume everyone in London has a Jonathon Ross style speech impediment? I work in London and especially people in North and East London, do saaand like thayt sahn, teww the Babe Wooff!

Yeah but the quality of entertainment and style of play are factors. West Ham are flying high at the minute and are looking good for a return to the Prem, but they all hate going because it's all hoof-ball and 'percentage' football. There's no fun in that, even if you are winning. We went yonks without a trophy then George Graham took over, won us a League Cup, but the football was embarrassingly bad so we got shot of him. Aye the football under Souness, Allardyce and Kinnear was truly edge of the seat stuff.

Tell me what I've said that isn't right? Parker is wank, there weren't too many crying eyes when he left. Shows how shite English football is when he can get 10 caps, his passing further than 10 yards is shit, he can't shoot, he's one of these players that the likes of Ray Wilkins stick to their mattresses about, and I put it down to the fact he's a Londoner in his mould. Best thing he ever did was the keepy ups on the McDonald's ads in 1994. Totally agree. Fuck me, the amount of times I felt like ripping my seat out and frizzbeeing it at the cunt as he twisted and twirled swideways across the pitch with our forwards making decent runs doesn't bear thinking about. West Ham were more than welcome to him. Aye. "what a gwayte tackuwww fwom Scottee Parker, what plyya that guy is", absolutely shite. If he gets a Premiership winners medal this season, he is the worst player to get one since Ian Pearce.

says the geezer with 9000 posts. Fuck me, what a miserable bunch of cunts some of you are. In 6 years aye, thats about 4 a day. Miserable? This is nothing compared to 2 years ago. Exactly, I'd have thought given your current lofty league position you'd all be skipping in fields and high-fiving. Lofty? We're Newcastle United mate, how many times have Tottenham been in the top four in the last 20 years? How many times have Tottenham? 7-1 in our favour for the record. Fucking lofty. SBR got sacked for coming 5th largely speaking. It's relative though innit. At the start of this season I'd imagine mid-table would have been the expected position at this stage, instead you are embarrassing the likes of Man United and surprising everyone. We're a fuckin good side. If we had a man in charge like Daniel Levy, we'd sign four good players, and we could compete with anyone over 38 games. Tiote, Ba, Coloccini, Krul would walk in almost any side and that's not even thinking about the likes of how well Jonas is playing we've got Benny who can't get a game, and they're all young. We are without doubt the 7th best side in the country by a mile from Everton and Villa, and a bit of ambition could see us emulate what you've done in the last 2 or 3 years. We're not fucking West Ham, Aston Villa or Sunderland, we're Newcastle and 5th-7th should be our natural position the same as it should for you. I'd say Villa are a decent sized club. My point is, you were newly promoted, I wasn't suggesting you were a minnow. I'd say any club getting 31,000 every week paying £200 season tickets, with 8 sell outs in 5 years, with a turnover £30m less the ours, who have own 2 league titles in 112 years, in the shittest city in the country can not be called decent sized. We got a bigger average in the CCC paying Premiership prices than they've averaged in their history (44,000). They bore me Aston Villa, a nothingness, they won the European Cup but so did Forest are they a big club? Big clubs win stuff, so we can't call ourselves a big club till we do, and the same with you till you win stuff regularly, but I'm not having it that we are inferior in stature to Villa and Everton. To be honest mate, I don't get too wrapped up in the whole club-size thing because you go 'round in circles and no one agrees with anyone else. That said I would put Man United/Liverpool/Arsenal in the top tier, and the rest of us in the second pot - including Villa and Everton. I include them on potential. Lets be honest, the football currently being served up at Goodison and Villa Park is beyond dire, both sets of fans have had years of it, have boards they want rid of, managers they are disillusioned with and lets be fair, everyone's skint these days. I don't think the current lower attendances are a real indication of a lack of passion or them being smaller clubs, I just think they are both having it really tough at the minute. Your crowds in the Championship were brilliant, but you've had a steady run of decent football teams for a good while now, if you were currently at the wrong end of 20 years of literal dross being served up at St James Park, I think even the Geordies' faith would waiver a little. Dross? Mate do you know where Everton and Villa have been in the last 6 years? Villa came 6th about 4 seasons running, Everton have been top 5 a few times, we've been in the top 10 once since 2004. They've had cup finals, trips to Europe, we've had relegations and trips (and losses) to Scunthorpe.

Tell me what I've said that isn't right? Parker is wank, there weren't too many crying eyes when he left. Shows how shite English football is when he can get 10 caps, his passing further than 10 yards is shit, he can't shoot, he's one of these players that the likes of Ray Wilkins stick to their mattresses about, and I put it down to the fact he's a Londoner in his mould. Best thing he ever did was the keepy ups on the McDonald's ads in 1994.

With City's being number one? I dunno, Friedel, King, Parker/Modric, Adebayor is pretty good. Close. Parker is wank. Even for yous "what a tackle from Scott Parker, what a plyyyyya that guy is" he's fuckin wank, he gives NOTHING going forward, holds on to the ball ALL of the time, when he has the ball in a counter attack he does this pathetic twirl which slows everything down. He's shit, and I was absolutely delighted when we sold him, not fit to wipe Tiote's arse.

says the geezer with 9000 posts. Fuck me, what a miserable bunch of cunts some of you are. In 6 years aye, thats about 4 a day. Miserable? This is nothing compared to 2 years ago. Exactly, I'd have thought given your current lofty league position you'd all be skipping in fields and high-fiving. Lofty? We're Newcastle United mate, how many times have Tottenham been in the top four in the last 20 years? How many times have Tottenham? 7-1 in our favour for the record. Fucking lofty. SBR got sacked for coming 5th largely speaking. It's relative though innit. At the start of this season I'd imagine mid-table would have been the expected position at this stage, instead you are embarrassing the likes of Man United and surprising everyone. We're a fuckin good side. If we had a man in charge like Daniel Levy, we'd sign four good players, and we could compete with anyone over 38 games. Tiote, Ba, Coloccini, Krul would walk in almost any side and that's not even thinking about the likes of how well Jonas is playing we've got Benny who can't get a game, and they're all young. We are without doubt the 7th best side in the country by a mile from Everton and Villa, and a bit of ambition could see us emulate what you've done in the last 2 or 3 years. We're not fucking West Ham, Aston Villa or Sunderland, we're Newcastle and 5th-7th should be our natural position the same as it should for you. I'd say Villa are a decent sized club. My point is, you were newly promoted, I wasn't suggesting you were a minnow. I'd say any club getting 31,000 every week paying £200 season tickets, with 8 sell outs in 5 years, with a turnover £30m less the ours, who have own 2 league titles in 112 years, in the shittest city in the country can not be called decent sized. We got a bigger average in the CCC paying Premiership prices than they've averaged in their history (44,000). They bore me Aston Villa, a nothingness, they won the European Cup but so did Forest are they a big club? Big clubs win stuff, so we can't call ourselves a big club till we do, and the same with you till you win stuff regularly, but I'm not having it that we are inferior in stature to Villa and Everton.