McFaul

Well some people used to say I looked a tiny bit like him ye naa.

2 and a half year! The British Betting Board of Control stipulates that all bets made, must be resolved no later than 365 days from the point of the initial stipulation. Sammy it could have been Howey. Kids are often ugly 16 17 and look turn out amazingly handsome at 25.

NORAID???? Newcastle Online Rentboys Are Ipswich-based Doilums? What's NORAID?

yee should dee this for a living.

Can you not have a 24-34 bracket

Looks like Bruce has got the South Korea job. Fucking unbelievable if he has. This isn't some pineapple and pears football country, they are easily the most iconic/successful football country in the world's biggest football continent and he's going to get it in January. Mental.

What would your special power be? Being able to change peoples minds. Converting tramps like contestants of geordie shore, scousers, mackems, brummies, Yorkshire in to respectable human beings. Making them want to learn new things and understand right from wrong. How would you abuse it? Force scousers to start their own show called We're Sorry, on BBC2 every Sunday night after MOTD, with one scouser each week explaining what a mug they were before I showed them the light. 2 hour Sorry For Heysel specials on Bank Holidays. What would be your super name? Mugrighter What would be your catch phrase? What ye deein ya daft cunt

Seriously speaking, name me five people on here who would fail to do a better job than Lee Ryder at the Evening Chronicle, in terms of grammar and the actual content of what he reports.

Nee bother. Always been one for respecting elders who people can learn off.

I've added you and recommended people to follow you, you should have 50 followers by the end of the day.

People who get to adult age and can't spell People who worship footballers who don't deserve it. Like adults who will go up to someone like Danny Simpson or James Perch awestruck. Regardless who you are, they're likely to be less intelligent than you, and they're not very good to start with. Whenever I speak to a famous person I speak to them like they're nothing special.

20 Sly people above everything else. Sly people are cunts, I know for a fact there are sly people here, I don't think too many, but sly people in life should all fuck off and get run over off the 39 on Blackett Street as far as I'm concerned. I haven't got it in me to be sly, and don't get me wrong it's not a class thing, I've known upper class people who are sly, and aaaaaaaabsolute common as fuck people of both sexes who are the same. Why be sly? It's basically admittance than you're a fuckin arsehole in life with no courage, you don't like something say it! Don't be a coward by avoiding saying it to peoples faces. The downside to this is you might end up with metal plates in your cheekbone for life like me. Mugs Mackems - could write a book why and it's not pure bigotry People from Yorkshire/Lancashire - greedy stiff upper lip bamps (although Manchester people are less so) Southerners who look down their nose at the rest of the country when the majority of them are merely surviving Scottish people who still think it's 1290 and William Wallace, believe me they exist, sort it out you smelly drunken tramps How the history of England is always painted badly, when people from the other sides were just as doilmatic* (new word) People who make new words up Anyone vaguely politically correct Mugs who look down their nose at people less fortunate than them through no fault of their own Anyone who watches X Factor, apart from wor lass. Sorry any lad who watches X Factor. Mugs the lot of you I know he's not on telly no more, but Bob Johnson was surely Britain's most irritating weatherman and he was wors The fact trains advertise £20 return tickets to London and the cheapest I've seen in the last 4 years was £70 English people who wish they weren't English. Fuck off then Wayne Mardle Fat women who wear clothes which would look tight on Gwyneth Paltrow People often as old as me with toon shirts on and things like SUCK IT 69 on the back Anyone who has anything positive to say about Mike Ashley

That's not a fact though really, is it. Especially if you ever read NickLeesonPoland or whatever the cunt was called. His posts. Oh dear.

He always does to me, I got a "good knowledge" off him a while ago, and we had a row that Napoli's fans were less loyal than ours. The fat cunt wouldn't have it.

If anyone has seen a more vile person on twitter than CharlotteGShore (other than Paul Wyn) I'm yet to see them.

You got the henna now?

He's tall, he's a minge, nowt but a mackem ginge, happy face happy face

Might've known your reaction. I don't think hes black hes broon hes playing for the toon Howard Gayle Howard Gayle was racist neither. The monkey noises were though. Aye and the bananas.

Might've known your reaction. I don't think hes black hes broon hes playing for the toon Howard Gayle Howard Gayle was racist neither.

I haven't got a racist bone in my body. Not one. I judge people on who they are rather than their skintone which makes me completely and utterly bemused to being accused of being racist too for this. I suggested a song for Demba Ba to the tune of hes fat hes round hes worth a million pound Micky Quinn Micky Quinn. "Hes black hes class yed let him shag your lass Demba Ba, Demba Baaaaa" unbelievable. I even hate the PC brigade slightly more than the racists me like.

Wolves 1 Norwich 1 Blackburn 3 Bolton 2 Aston Villa 1 Arsenal 2 Man City 3 Stoke 1 Newcastle 4 West Brom 0 Everton 1 Swansea 2 Fulham 0 Man Utd 2 QPR 1 Sunderland 2 Wigan 1 Liverpool 2 Tottenham 2 Chelsea 1

They've kept more clean sheets than anyone else in the league ya daft cunt. They were and are hard to break down. Can you look me straight in the eye and tell me that a team with 5 defeats and 2 draws out of their 7 away games is a team that is hard to break down? I guess we have a different perspective on what constitutes a difficult opponent in that case. They might be decent at home, but that is by no means the case away. You daft mong. We played well and couldn't break through, they've kept clean sheets against 7 clubs more than anyone else, and got exactly the same result against a team who spent £100m on players last year Liverpool. Stick to looking like a mass murderer you clueless mug.

They've kept more clean sheets than anyone else in the league ya daft cunt. They were and are hard to break down.

Thought we played well against a difficult side to break down, if we'd got one we'd have got 4. One of those games, but the people who boo fucking dickheads don't come back. Thought it was Ba's best game, what a player he is when he plays like that.

He's got nee luck, he played County Cricket till he was 23 then he was a heroin addict up to the age of 25, and fucked everything up he's now 38 in terrible health. Pacemaker the works. His wifes always ill, and his kids aren't well, and he's had at least a month off in the last 6 month. He would be expected to bring in at least 70k over that period, but he's only brought in 15k since May, whereas without sounding like a cunt, I'm on 20k less than basic (although still a London wage) and I've brought in 21k fees alone for December and January. I just feel sorry for the poor cunt, he's got no luck at all. Geez, 15k for 6-7 Months aint good man. Nar it's wank totally 70k should be the aim over that period for him, but he's built the infrastructure.