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We'd be like Derby 2008 if your results came true Besty ffs.

Newcastle 2 Chelsea 0 Blackburn 2 Swansea 1 Man City 3 Norwich 0 QPR 2 West Brom 1 Spurs 4 Bolton 0 Wigan 0 Arsenal 1 Villa 2 Man Utd 2 Everton 2 Stoke 0 Wolves 2 Sunderland 2 Fulham 3 Liverpool 1

Steve Davis fallen on hard times like?

Those places are crawling with Jade Goody's (gawd rest 'er soww), and for every Blackheath and Richmond there are 10 Lewisham's, Penge's and Bromley's. Awful shitholes. Yup. South London is scarier than North London now and that's saying summat. Is it Penge that's full of Millwall can't remember? Penge is a nothingness of a place, horrible London 50s and 60s built suburbia not too far from Croydon and Bromley wouldn't class it as Millwall, more Palace probably, but I get upset thinking about how amazingly shit life must be living there.

Those places are crawling with Jade Goody's (gawd rest 'er soww), and for every Blackheath and Richmond there are 10 Lewisham's, Penge's and Bromley's. Awful shitholes.

it is though and you know it.

what a fucking mug. No where in Britain is more full of people like her than South London, most of South London is probably the worst place in the Western World. No offence drgloom. Woman: What has this country come to? A load of black people and a load of f***ing Polish? You ain't English. You ain't English either. None of you are f***ing English. Get back to your own... D'you know what? Sort out your own countries, don't come and do mine. Britain is nothing now. Britain's f*** all. My Britain's f*** all now. My British is f*** all. Woman traveller: Excuse me dear, there are little kids round the tram. Woman: Yeah, it's fine. I've got a little kid here. Woman traveller: Have respect, yeah? Woman: Have respect too. I've got a little boy here. Woman traveller: Well get off the tram then. Woman: F*** you Woman traveller: Someone needs to throw you off. Woman: Really. Woman traveller: Yes. Woman: I dare you, I f***ing dare you. Woman traveller: Just watch your language, man. Woman: Don't watch my language. Go back to where you come from. Go back to f***ing Nigrafrica. Just f***ing go back. Woman traveller: If we don't come here you guys don't want to work. We have to do the work for you. Woman: Really? I work. I work. I work. This is my British country. Until they let you lot come over. Woman traveller: So what if it's your British country? Woman: So what? It's my British country. You ain't British. You ain't British. Woman traveller: Yes I am. Woman: You ain't f***ing British. F*** off. You ain't British you're black. (sounds like a kid starts crying) Woman: Where do you come from? Where do you come from? A second woman traveller gets involved: Now you're f***ing waking my baby up so d'you wanna shut your mouth? Woman 1: Where's she come from? Woman traveller 2: Look, ssh, cos now you're waking my baby up. I'm English. What have you got to say to me? F*** all. Now shut your mouth. Woman: Shut your face. Woman traveller 2: No I won't shut my face. Woman: Someone's got to talk up for these lot. Look the whole f***ing tram (pointing), look at 'em. Woman travller 2: No, it ain't. Woman: It's all black and f***ing brown people Read more: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2011/11/28/woman-arrested-over-racist-rant-in-my-tram-experience-youtube-video-115875-23595377/#ixzz1fIakf2CI

The sign you have lost it is when your sig is full of your own quotes. The mark of a complete and utter wazzock. Aye. The only one I ever quote are that typically horrendous dipper or J69 for comedic reasons only.

...and Norwich ffs.

I like him. As billionaires go he seems pretty down to earth. Always loved the OFAH episode where someone pushed past Del Boy in the queue for a flight at Heathrow, and he goes "anybody would fink he owns the blaady plane".....then Branson turns roond smiling haha

He's even embarrassing himself as we speak. Apparently Chris Moyles and Robbie Jackson off Eastenders were calling him a mug on Radio One, one of his mates told him, now he's tweeting that they're two ugly cunts. He should just pipe completely down for his own good.

Feyenoord, their strongest link with any club is with Feyenoord. Republic of Ireland too.

Wouldn't want it to be O'Neil like. Although if it is you'd like to think he's due one that he just completely fucks up/fails to get to grips with. See O'Neill though, he did well at Leicester, at Celtic his budget blew Rangers away yet still McPish won two SPL's during his reign including one treble, granted he did well, and well Villa he couldn't really take them that much further forward. I'd have no sleepless nights put it that way.

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Bruce Arena being mentioned now, that's as difficult a word for a mackem to say as Reuben Agboola. 33/1 in the betting, would make sense and tick a lot of boxes with Short being yank himself.

"fuckin heww"

As much as Ashley and Llambias need to get out of this city, I'd rather have Cabaye, Marveaux, Santon and Ba, than Carroll, Nolan, Barton and Enrique for differing reasons like. Those four that left brought in £46m and the four that came in cost £9m, and they're better players in my eyes. I don't think it's about the money spent or brought in but more to do with the ability of the players concerned.

Cringeworthy watching Danny Simpson tweeting about the Danny Simpson app game iphone have brought out. I thought they were for people like Ronaldo and Messi. Peter Ramage might as well bring one out

I have. What am I missing? A chromosome. To think we are only bothered about finishing above you is frankly stupid. The majority of us couldn't care less. It's our own clubs progression we are bothered about. And football wasnt invented in 1992 you know. Which unfortunately alot of Newcastle fans seem to think. Fucking do one. If you came 16th every year and we came 17th you'd be building statues of your manager on Foowusut Streat. Why do mackems come out with this, fair enough you're technically not a mackem in South Shields, but FIRMLY within their territory, why do you say "tho-as mag seam ta theenk futbarl was invented in 92"? Why? We were better supported than you then, and if you take our best average gate of the 80's it's a lot closer to our average gate now, than your best in the 80's is to yours now. Pathetic man. A scab of a club and that's harsh on scabs, that's not being bigoted it's stating facts.

He can't get his haircut man. If you ever meet him his hair is far farrrrrrr more impressive than Coloccini's. He's like a late 90's Serbian rock star.

well done.

What Brazilian footballer had a 12 inch cock measured by Roy Castle himself?

Happy Birthday kidda, hope you have one of the best years of your life

One of the great minds of our time has it right, and no mistake.

Who are yee like Stan Flashman?