McFaul

didn't realise I had one Here you bunch of mugs....this.... http://yfrog.com/obn5jxj

2-1 Well doon Mwartun O'Nee-ll

It's not fake tan you mugs! It's moisturiser with a livening element. What a goal from Larsson.

cunts

Shite mood been ill since Wednesday night, fucked up all of my weekend plans totally, it's not like a cold, but I look pale as fuck eyes fuckin killing me, even resorted to putting fake tan on yesterday what a huckle (NOM), feel like am gonna faint, I only managed 4 pints watching the toon yesterday, fucked. To make matters worse I'm waiting of Sunderland winning for £209 and they're losing.

As someone who hasn't missed a home game, and has seen every league game live, 100% spot on. Am not getting nee knives oot though.

It's hardly been edge of the seat stuff to be honest, but we are where we are due to steady organisation and plenty luck. Pardew has been 9/10 this season, and I still think that, it's not his fault Gosling was shite, as well as Obertan, anyone can talk about mistakes in hindsight, but the fact remains I think the man is a cunt. I will always will he's a total mug, from seeing a 50 year old toon fan in a petrol station with toon top, shorts and sock on, to saying Carroll would never be sold. Consistent lies. He is a yes man who has a degree of capability in running a squad, nothing more, nothing less.

Eh? It's not difficult mate. McNally's comment, not yours. It's a ridiculous comment to say Tiote's off if the right bid comes along when it's the case for every player, so obvious and sums up what a woeful alcoholic journalistic fool the man is. He hates Newcastle has for 20 years.

One of the most ridiculous comments ever. The club even Pardew in a round about way, concede that is the case for every single player we have. The Carroll deal proved that. McNally = proper wank. Glasgow Scottish/Irish by parentage, and my god does he look it.

McNally from the Mirror is a Celtic loving mackem bastard who gets it wrong more times than James Perch. He hates the toon. He told me he's never weighed over 14st in his life The stupid cunt. His head weighs 14st. Anyway, awful news nee where will have any live games on for the forseeable future, absolutely gutted. Ant Santon plays CB for Italys 21s got more worries about the Perch than him.

There's nee way that's Abeid. Some right sad fuckers in the world.

What did Abeid say?

Lad (not one of the zanies) on Skunkers Ah whey that's it then. Mug.

What an incredibly shit start to the weekend, my lass got hit by another lass in Long Bar last night and has a black eye, and nearly as bad the fuckin match isn't on anywhere because the Premier League are absolute cunts!!! Was looking forward to it as well. 90% of the pubs who show the games are on through via Sat the FAPL have cut the lot. Bastards. FFS I'll have to start going to away games again Absolutely gutted. Are they not rich enough the greedy cunts?

I can't imagine one sentence that someone could make regarding this, that hasn't been said too many times for me want to discuss again.

This would be more relative on Ready To Go surely?

Arsenal 1 Everton 0 Bolton 1 Aston Villa 1 Liverpool 2 QPR 1 Man Utd 3 Wolves 0 Norwich 2 Newcastle 0 purely cos Perch is playing Swansea 1 Fulham 0 West Brom 1 Wigan 0 Sunderland 1 Blackburn 2 Stoke 1 Spurs 4 Chelsea 3 Man City 1

Was 0-0 at half time. A game of rugby 0-0 at half time #fuckthat

The main thing I remember about him was asking people in the stage door if they knew who he was, making a cunt of himself. Is the stage door still there by the way? Scored a canny goal against Arsenal, very good player, but a total mug. Pleased we got £8.5m for someone who didn't want to be here. Baggio you do my tits in, and I hear Nigel Kennedy's voice when you type.

Best twitter ID ever, 11000 followers, class @scottishcunts

Steve Morison pokes Grant Holt in excited anticipation

One of them looks like Wayne Fereday.

Should be deported.

Krul Simpson Santon Colo Raylor Obertan Cabaye Gosling Jonas Ben Arfa Ba THE only option.