McFaul

Funny enough this is the first away game am gan tee this season, my ticket is sorted, but I need a spare too for someone else.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aSJZWgnaz8

They're both a bunch of cunts, does my head in when people can't see that. I understand both points of view but still a set of tools.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abbas_Souan

Where's that like? Some rogue state? Teddy Kolek Stadium, Jerusalem. You should've just said "aye" then. ......... and potentially hijack the thread with cut & pasted articles, on the new wave of anti-semitism, in response to all this patter. Is it the only venue where a goal hero (from a previous EC qualifier: Arab-Israeli scored against the Dutch iirc and kept them alive in the comp, before receiving a disgraceful homecoming) has had widespread 'death chants' directed against them from the terraces, at an international friendly. Widespread death threats because an arab scored for Israel?

Finally got everything back now. FFS. I hate Iphones but if this happens on Blackberry again they can fuck off. Can't live without me phone like.

Must be deein the deprived countries first

Its not working again ffs

Its back

Its areet, just been telt everyones bberry is doon.

Easily the most gifted English player ever. Bold statement? Nah he was that good, I remember when he was 19 he made Paul McGrath (the second best Irish player in history imo) look like a total mug up here. Shame he didn't go to Man Utd rather than those mugs though, and maybe he'd have fulfilled his potential, but he's right what he's saying there, he still had a brilliant career and achieved more than 99.9% of footballers do.

Just today this like, me blackberry internet isn't working which is fucking up twitter, whatsapp, and also am not getting me work emails to me phone. Am getting texts like but rthe nets not graftin. Now as I'm sure you're all aware I'm to technology what J69 is to dress sense, so can someone tell me parrott fashion what to do.

Good lad Tom. Huckerby.

Do you want a cryptic clue.

Whilst playing for us? Nar, Newcastle didn't use him enough. He's white English Alex.

Scored one of the great Premiership goals imo against Man Utd.

Alun Armstrong? Never played in the cl

Stan Anderson? Suddick was my guess.

Here ye are, who am I? Played at Newcastle. Played in the CL and UEFA, scored in all four divisions, English but never played for England

Where the streets have nee names by U2 is probably me favourite 80's song. Probably the best start to a song ever. Favourite love song probably al stand by yee by the pretenders.

What amuses me about this type of woman is they talk about unobtainable men like they're attainable. "Eeh what I'd do to him if I was 10 years younger" Errr he'd still think you're a fat ginger cunt with a hairlip love. From when I worked in large offices in the past (DSS, council etc) I found the women who talked about sex all the time were the ones who's minges had probably seized up due to the lack of action. 100% right in my experience, always the ones who you couldn't/don't want to imagine having sex too. The same type in late February "eeh it'll soon be christmas". It's the total acceptance of mediocrity I could never cope with though. Every fucking day the same, you need some variation something different! I didn't even want promotion because I hated everything about the organisation from what they did to the people that worked in it. Not all like there was some canny lads and lasses but the majority, fuckin hell. It's how important they perceive themselves to be as well.

What amuses me about this type of woman is they talk about unobtainable men like they're attainable. "Eeh what I'd do to him if I was 10 years younger" Errr he'd still think you're a fat ginger cunt with a hairlip love.

You've got it nailed. Fucking crazy is getting pissed an singing dancing queen on the karaoke in the Social Club to them. Nearly always fat and boring, but you forgot to mention weight watchers points. It's like that line from Trainspotting when Renton's in the social club with his family playing bingo "ye get so low ye wanna fuckin top yasel" although I suppose it all depends on your stimulation threshhold and how much creativity you have yourself, some people just want mediocrity. When I worked there, I thought I was better than my manager, better than her manager, and the one above her too. Not because I was arrogant, but simply because I was, they couldn't spell or do fucking anything right.