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They do own the land. Why did I know you'd be on their side. What yous gonna do now then DEADMAN?

I've always thought CT was a decent bloke when he wasn't deliberately winding people up.

While I wasn't wanting to post here I did want to have the odd nosey and be able to Mark threads as read, hence Gladys. Unfortunately too much beers undid that. I and I'm sure most on here don't miss the weekly bitchfest so I have no plans to start posting again and was just really replying to Stevie ( cos he's a canny lad). :-) Cheques in the post ;-) I'm sure you sit within earshot of me at the match, makes me paranoid!

This cunt pisses me off as much as any muslim fundamentalist. georgegalloway George Galloway by Leazeslad Dale Farm in flames of bitterness and hatred. Didn't we just know that with the Tories back, Britain would be reduced to this? #fb 3 minutes ago Favorite Undo Retweet Reply Leazeslad Steve @ @georgegalloway fuck off you fucking idiot, they are travellers why don't they travel instead of taking peoples land illegally for 10 years? 1 minute ago

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Are yee for real? You'e an Australian. Who's Stefan Dennis?? That's like me saying who's The Queen. Fucking hell stevie, give yourself a shake for even knowing that song. Yes I'm for real but what's that got to do with music taste? I don't watch Australian soaps either and I had to look up who Nicky Whelan in the belta minge thread was - so what's your point? You realise not everyone goes to the beach in Australia or bbq's shrimp? Was number 1 in the UK charts, don't underestimate how popular Paul Robinson was.

There's one in wors who looks like Sharon Stone but about 25 loves hersel though.

Are yee for real? You'e an Australian. Who's Stefan Dennis?? That's like me saying who's The Queen.

Think they could be coming up this time like, they had a blip but are now playing well and scoring goals. Play offs at least. I think if they do come up they'd be far more susceptible to be relegated than we were last season.

That brick bulding looks pretty permanent to me Bit off topic, it looks like one of the officers found the 'glory hole' in that building

Did you see me at the match mate? I must've kissed everyone within a 20 feet radius so I might've kissed yee when we equalised. How's N-O? Even the Trent Posse divvint drink there nuw mate. No I haven't seen you there yet and I can assure you if you'd kissed me you would remember ;-) tbh the daughter keeps wanting to set off earlier each week so I'm turning up less sober each game. Ended up at the Trent ad we originally headed to the strawberry first to watch the Mackems and then realised after about 15 mins that I couldn't give two shits about them and was more interested in enjoying the pre match build up. As we were already that close, it seemed the logical choice being close to the Leazes. (strange boozer though and seems a bit like a hippies retreat). Newcastle online seems canny so far as there always seems a good range of views on all subjects. The general chat is quite good too, particularly the embarrassing sex thread! Totally different sort of forum to here though but each has it's own charm. Nice to still see some of the canny posters on both sites. The one big difference is the lack of the multi-post-wars which is nice. Don't post as often ad here because someones usually posted the same opinion which is a bit of a novelty after three years on here. Just a shame I left as all my predictions of Ashley getting it right, Pardew being good, Carr being excellent, Krul being fantastic, Cabaye / rob Lee etc etc came good ;-) Nice to see Chez taking on the captaincy with such vigour. Aye because it's policed like 1920's CCCP. A lot more democracy on here. Of those points above you, the only one I didn't agree with was Ashley getting it right, he's done it by hook or crook, and he's still a cunt charging people £36 when they're on the dole for the cheapest tickets against less than top class opposition.

For me the best New Order album was actually Joy Divisions next - Movement. It's brilliant because you can hear where Joy Division were morphing into New Order, it's a shame Curtis didn't get to record the vocals for it because he would have made it so much more than it turned out to be. Aussie's stick to listening to INXS and Stefan Dennis pal. Two words: Phil Collins And two more: Fuck off Dont it make you feeeeeeeel good when you find somebody to lurrrrrrrrve (clicking his fingers) pmsl Seriously Stevie, talking music advice/criticism from you is like trying to lose weight based on your dieting tips and/or taking advice from you on how to buy trousers to accommodate a big penis - things you know nowt about. Or tips in humour from yee.

For me the best New Order album was actually Joy Divisions next - Movement. It's brilliant because you can hear where Joy Division were morphing into New Order, it's a shame Curtis didn't get to record the vocals for it because he would have made it so much more than it turned out to be. Aussie's stick to listening to INXS and Stefan Dennis pal. Two words: Phil Collins And two more: Fuck off Dont it make you feeeeeeeel good when you find somebody to lurrrrrrrrve (clicking his fingers) pmsl

They're nee better than illegal immigrants who come here to scrounge off the state in my eyes.

No, it's the tackles map, not posession. possession* I bet you've got a chart in the bathroom detailing time taken having a shite, moisture and length.

Had a PROPER row with a mate about this before the match on Sunday, his crack man "Steve I'm as happy about this as I was about Keegan coming the first time", I says fuckin shut upi up man they're not even the top 5 of Manc bands never mind owt else, which was like red rag to a bull. As many have said in this thread I just feel they are ridiculously overrated, and don't appeal to me at all. The same people who like these like people like "The Smiths", which does say it all. It's that 25 to 40 year old age group who like things because of mob mentality, there's no other reason to like The Smiths. Care to name me 5 better Manc bands? A tweet from Mac Toon last neet summed it up perfectly for me. 2NarMe Mac @ @Leazeslad Agree aboot the Stone Roses n'aal. Load of shite. I'd say 75%+ of their fans don't even like the music, just the 'coolness' Absolutely spot on. Oasis, New Order and Joy Division piss all over the Stone Roses, as I said two good songs. It's aal this Aciendoh naanteennaanteh brigade who want to feel part of something imo. Never really had you down as a big Joy Division fan like. Love Joy Division and New Order nearly every song they released I think is mint. I think I'd have New Order in my top 10 favourite bands/musicians in fact. Aye, I love them both too. It's probably 'trendier' to have Joy Division as the better band but I actually prefer New Order. Joy Division were quality but I'd class them as being one of those where you have to be in the mood whereas I could listen to New Order virtually any time. What's your favourite album? Toss up between Technique and Power, Corruption and Lies for me. Power, Corruption and Lies is my favourite, its on me ipod, desktop and laptop.

Stevie = Steven Carr (fat cunt) Peasepud = Peter Crouch LuckyLuke = Paul Ince (Malcolm X type)

It's a funny one because the common ground between those defending them on the grounds of their human rights and those that think the authorities are right is that none of them would want the fuckers to set up camp anywhere near where they live. Exactly. Hypocites, and that sums up the "mamby pamby do gooders" in this country who fight for causes they don't really believe in but like to be seen doing something. For centuries they've lived by their own laws and it doesn't marry well when they encounter the real world, I experienced their scruffy ways at 5 and 6 year old. I'd never encountered swear words till gypsy kids came to our school. Fucking parafins, if Hitler had taken this island over at least he'd have done one good thing.

Everyone hates gypsies, and with good reason, they define the word "bamps". Someone please tell me something endearing about gypsies. Just try.

For me the best New Order album was actually Joy Divisions next - Movement. It's brilliant because you can hear where Joy Division were morphing into New Order, it's a shame Curtis didn't get to record the vocals for it because he would have made it so much more than it turned out to be. Aussie's stick to listening to INXS and Stefan Dennis pal.

Gladys Taxi's I'm gonna buy you a taxi firm if I win Euromillions on Friday by the way CT and call it that. I'll buy Boldon Taxi's and that other one merge them just for you.

Did you see me at the match mate? I must've kissed everyone within a 20 feet radius so I might've kissed yee when we equalised. How's N-O? Even the Trent Posse divvint drink there nuw mate.

What do those stats signify?

You're just the other side of the same coin tbh. You mean he doesnt post after a defeat? I've been away, but tbh, I think celebrating a draw at home to Spurs only emphasises the fall in expectations, but I'm fairly sure that Toonpack, a few others and the entire skunkers message board won't get it. I'm disappointed about the fact we only drew, they're not even that good especially away from home, I genuinely believe we should always expect to win home games against Tottenham and Liverpool and I do. I'll always take a draw off Man Utd and Chelsea, but the rest the difference isn't that massive truly it's not. If Suarez faces a long ban, which he might, who is going to do it for Liverpool? Gerrard can't do it all himself, and other than Enrique the rest are either quite good (Kowt, Downing etc..) average (Carroll, Adam) or shite (Henderson, Spearing, Lucas) hand on heart I'd start three of our midfield four in their first 11, strites as well, not being biased. Back to your point though, I agree our expectations have been lowered every time Pardew gets interviewed it's like he's saying we're only Newcastle. For 15 years we had a similar turnover to Liverpool, and a much higher one than Spurs under FFS, now it's been reversed, it's because of a few factors the key one being Mike Ashley. If we win the Champions League, I'll still hate him, and want him gone.

When we signed him everyone was saying how shite he is, and I stuck up for him. Well there's eight games in now, and he can run, but then so could Forrest Gump, I'm yet to see one piece of skill from him, his best moment so far was probably his cross against Nottingham Forest, but overall he has an inability to beat a man and get a decent ball in. He might come good but at this point the jury isn't so much out as standing in the queue waiting for the bus home.