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I used to have a boss who was the biggest cunt I've ever known in general, he was alright to me most of the time tbf, but as bosses go he was like fuckin Pol Pot but slightly more ruthless. I've left this company now, but heard of an incident just this week, where my old manager handed his notice in, everything very amicable etc...last Friday as he was due to leave he was called in the office, and told by the MD, if he contacts any of his present clients, the MD will sue him for his home and everything he's got. This is after 5 years of absolute arselicking my manager, the MD loved him, then this, he should've chinned the cunt. The same MD is a coke head, and gave the manager £350 for a high class hooker as a reward. Fuckin what a heed the baal. I won't go in to details of his ethnicity to avoid racism accusations.

Most exciting thing so far today, made a grilled bacon sandwich in warbies bread with broon sauce on. Living life in the fast lane.

Another tremendous 80s film is that one where Stallone is locked up, and his wife comes in the guards say they can have 30 minutes for a shag and they change their mind 30 seconds later, can't remember what it's called. Big scene in the yard with them playing yank football in the yard.

One of my mates openly spreads the word that top gun is his favourite film. I don't think he has picked up on the subtle themes running through the film Stopped reading at the mate bit I'm afraid....Dr Lonely plural too

What was this bloke banned for again?

Aye, we're the thick cunts for knowing what the world celtic means. No, you're a thick cunt for not understanding that bigots will attend these games and spout their bile. Well when it came down to it, there was no cunt there at all. 659 for one game. I think they all think they're better than each other so can't be arsed going. If it was a success and say 10,000 Northern Ireland, Scotland and Wales in Dublin it would be a warzone

I'd add The Untouchables to my list. Anything with Robert de Niro in the 80s was almost guaranteed to be class.

Canny show aye. Would be in me top 10 eighties shows as would Terminator and 48 Hours, Another 48hrs (Nick Nolte class in them films) Desperately Seeking Susan was probably me fav chick flick of the 80's only appreciated it when a reached 13/14 for no other reason than I loved Rosanna Arquette, and Best British film probably My Left Foot.

SKYBET: Next Permanent Northern Ireland Manager Jim Magilton 8/13 Iain Dowie 2/1 Michael O'Neill 7/1 Brian Kerr 14/1 Dave Jones 16/1 Brian Laws 16/1 Martin O'Neil 16/1 Lawrie Sanchez 16/1 Danny Wilson 20/1 John Pemberton 25/1 Paul Tisdale 25/1 David O'Leary 25/1 Paul Ince 25/1 Kevin Blackwell 25/1 Neil Lennon 25/1 Pat Rice 25/1 Sammy McIlroy 25/1 Jimmy Nicholl 25/1 Is someone on Skybet taking the piss or what?

When the second most sobering voice on Toontastic says this, it means we should all go in theyah finkin we should cahm aaht wiv free points. Who's number 1? Well put it this way, he's 24 and I bet he sounds like Bill Beaumont.

Me favourite films from the 80's Favourite film of the 80's: Once upon a Time in America Cheesy Comedy: Coming to America Most watched film of my life time: Rocky 4

When the second most sobering voice on Toontastic says this, it means we should all go in theyah finkin we should cahm aaht wiv free points.

fucking hilarious, I know I've said it a thousand times about a thousand different subjects, but this sums that place up.

Liverpool 1 Man Utd 4 Man City 3 Aston Villa 0 Norwich 1 Swansea 2 QPR 2 Blackburn 2 Stoke 1 Fulham 0 Wigan 1 Bolton 0 Chelsea 2 Everton 1 West Brom 2 Wolves 2 Arsenal 2 Sunderland 1 Newcastle 3 Tottenham 1

By definition it doesn't, but you've got nee daftness in ye at all and only minor signs of a sense of humour. The world needs people with daftness in them.

Possibly, but without question or reasonable doubt you are a miserable cunt. I reckon it's being in London that is doing this to you.

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Aye they are like, can't remember how many times we've played in Holland in the last 10 years (must be about 6?) but I managed to get to them all and they were sound every time. Way better organised and generally nicer than some of the wankers encountered in Europe, like the eyeties and some of the cunts in France. Even when it kicked off in Breda and they stopped me and the rest of our group from going into the town, they were giving us alternatives for a pint. I was only 16-17 when we played Feyenoord in the CL, that was my first football trip to Holland. I rememeber being canny impressed at how well they had it organised. We left Amsterdam really late and the train got in less than 10 mins before KO. After half a spliff and 4 pints (enough to destroy me at that age!) I was certain we would get killed walking to the ground, but the coppers at that end collared us at the station entrance with 'Newcastle? Follow me pleashe!' They had a bus on to pick up stragglers and take us straight to the away end. They werent wankers about it either, i.e. they didn't direct us to the bus with tear gas or truncheons. Bus was a beer and weed friendly zone too, which was nice! During the game I was right near the divide at the front, and one of thier fans hoyed a lighter over the perspex and got me square in the face. The bastard had let it burn for about 5 minutes aswell so it was red hot. The copper next to me picked the lighter up and went 'Your face is ok yesh? These guys will all be getting a house visit at 5am while you guys are still drinking beer in Amsterdam..' I've never been to Holland with the toon but obviously I have with England and they are exactly as you say. They're not like other old bill I think part of it is because, English are everywhere in Holland, especially Amsterdam feels like there's more English than Dutch, so they know us better than we know ourselves. They know if we're treat with respect we'll never be mugs. I think a massive reason for English fans being cunts in Europe is because we've been treat like complete animals (Liverpool probably poured petrol on the fire) but the dutch, absolutely brand new as a police force. Some of the actual dutch can be every bit as bad as a firm of Millwall 85 though.

Doon again iphone here I come I think.

We have a reasonable record against Spurs away never mind at home, I generally expect to beat them for the same reasons I expect to beat Sunderland. They have a decent side, I can't deny that, but they ALWAYS freeze when they come to bigger grounds and bigger clubs. Can't remember them winning here, Man Utd or Chelsea in the last 6 or 7 years. Was on there forum www.glory-glory.co.uk last night, most of them deluded fuckers think they'll win 1-3. Well if you're reading you utter deluded mongs, 1-3 would be your biggest win against us here for nearly forty years. They really are such cunts. They've won four in a row but I'm actually convinced we'll do the fuckers 3-1. Beat us under Robson (think we came 3rd or 4th that year as well). For some daft reason he worried about them and matched their formation (3-4-3 or something daft like that with Robert as a wing-back). Atouba cutting in off of the left(which SBR had told Carr to let him do) and hitting a wild effort on his weaker right into the top corner. Nar that was another time, think that was his last home match in charge or second last aye cos we had Norwich after that.

We have a reasonable record against Spurs away never mind at home, I generally expect to beat them for the same reasons I expect to beat Sunderland. They have a decent side, I can't deny that, but they ALWAYS freeze when they come to bigger grounds and bigger clubs. Can't remember them winning here, Man Utd or Chelsea in the last 6 or 7 years. Was on there forum www.glory-glory.co.uk last night, most of them deluded fuckers think they'll win 1-3. Well if you're reading you utter deluded mongs, 1-3 would be your biggest win against us here for nearly forty years. They really are such cunts. They've won four in a row but I'm actually convinced we'll do the fuckers 3-1. Beat us under Robson (think we came 3rd or 4th that year as well). For some daft reason he worried about them and matched their formation (3-4-3 or something daft like that with Robert as a wing-back). That's right 352 he played, and we looked like we didn't know what the fuck we were doing. I remember Anderton scored the only header he ever scored in his life.

If ye need grass Newburn is a good surface but the best is hidden away at Close House, near Heddon on the wall. It's like playing at Wembley, even got the old Wembley goals, surface is top notch. http://www.ncl.ac.uk/sport/campus/outdoor/close-house.htm

There's some proper sick cunts on the net, 83 guests looking at this thread. After 7 months I still can't bring mesel to view the topic. Sort your lives oot you fuckin wronguns.

We have a reasonable record against Spurs away never mind at home, I generally expect to beat them for the same reasons I expect to beat Sunderland. They have a decent side, I can't deny that, but they ALWAYS freeze when they come to bigger grounds and bigger clubs. Can't remember them winning here, Man Utd or Chelsea in the last 6 or 7 years. Was on there forum www.glory-glory.co.uk last night, most of them deluded fuckers think they'll win 1-3. Well if you're reading you utter deluded mongs, 1-3 would be your biggest win against us here for nearly forty years. They really are such cunts. They've won four in a row but I'm actually convinced we'll do the fuckers 3-1.

Paranormal Activity scared me too like, but it left me wanting more. I need to get PA2 seen.