McFaul

I'd have nee mates.

I'm no fan of anything to do with America. They do some decent FILMS, but many people are obsessed with their culture and TV shows, I never watch them while the people in general seem dense to me. The nearest thing I can say I like about the country is a Whopper meal on Northumberland Street. However, last night I watched two yank games. New York City against Orlando, what a fuckin game! Genuinely end to end, David Villa, Kaka, Pirlo it was fantastic. 1-0, 1-1, 2-1, 2-2, 3-2, 4-2, 4-3, 5-3 and remarkably an absolutely class atmosphere thoroughly enjoyed it. Literally was end to end. In the 94th minute Kaka hit the post from a 25 yard free kick, and they ended it on the break. The next one on was DC United against Philadlephia Somecunts. DC United top of the league, yet 3 minutes gone they're 0-2 down to the other side. The rest of the game was end to end with the home team getting it all back and winning 3-2. Genuinely two brilliant games. I was shocked.

I find if I drink 2 pints of water, I might as well have a season ticket for the bog all night for both ends.

I can still feel a bit of Friday even now. I think most of my mates would say I'm a jovial witty cunt, but I have to be one of Britain's most boring cunts when I have a hangover. I genuinely want to feel sorry for myself and talk to no one.

Stella is all I drink. If they haven't got Stella I move on. I'm nee Vaux Breweries fan I'll have you know.

I get them after 8 pints these days. I have one now. Fuckin murder, no wonder I hardly drink these days, that was my first pint in TEN days.

I'm a born optimist. I'd be dead if I wasn't. There's a bet come out and if you get all the places correct, they give you £50m. If I somehow fluke this, I'll donate £1m of my 50s to people on here. I'll distribute the million to various posters, really good lads could walk away with £25k, total wanks will get a letter saying there's £10,000 on the way, when the truth is they'll get fuck all. Everyone has questioned me about Stoke, but if they start the season like they ended the last, why not?

We haven't but we are doing one of the things you mentioned there. Six weeks time we're going to Loch Lomond. I know it sounds shite, but I went as a kid and the scenery honestly takes you away. 5 neets in a 4 star hotel right at the top on the loch plus travel, £219. Incredible value. Next year I will be able to go abroad again. I want to go to Thailand she wants to gan to Goa. Well she can fuckin Goa, I saw it on The Bourne Supremacy, it looked shite.

I was born late 1977 and one of my five favourite songs was brought out in 1964 by lads from Walker, a place that gives the best genes out in Northern England I may add. (Me mother n fatha left there in 1967).

o o oooooooooh o o ohhh ohhhhh o o ohhhhhhh the right stuff.

People like Chief Brodie aren't necessary for most sharks like. Apparently sharks look at humans as like chips from the worst chippy on Tyneside, and 99.9% of the time say "fuck that, where's the seals pal?".

He's even played for Rangers.

Aye

Thanks a lot pet nee point in me whinging pet. 4 more months and it's over, going to have a party to celebrate.

https://m.soundcloud.com/metroradiouk/nightowls-thursday 24 minutes in, me rabbiting for five minutes about me cancer progress. Nowt special like, but just telling Alan what's what.

Fuck knows why he went to Man Utd in the first place. Keepers have longer careers than players in general, Given is still a Premier League goalkeeper, a decent on too and he's 39. This cunt has just turned 33, with 400 Barcelona appearances to his name, Spain caps and quite clearly goes there as second in command then whinges about it 6 months later. I'll be honest though, I think Barcelona of the last decade have been amazing with a very average keeper.

siiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, va bene!!!!!!!

Ci sono alcune persone divertenti su qui . Tuttavia ci sono alcune persone che hanno bisogno di scopare appena fuori . Non Interessante bastard

The fact of the matter is Greece were European Champions 11 years ago, yet Claudio goes in there and his last result was Greece 0 Faroe Islands 1. There's nee words. In other news he's decent but there's no way he's Man Utd class, looks like they've signed Benteke, and they've fucked Victor Valdes off because he won't turn out for the reserves.

I don't like calling people spastics but this bloke man. His headline today "WIJNALDUM ARRIVES IN CALIFORNIA SAFELY", what was he expecting? A fuckin plane crash, or a homey like Marsellus Wallace to stick a blow torch up his aaaaaass?

More interesting than I imagined from him though. I was expecting something like: "got on the number 21 bus at the Central Station and it was raining, some man ran across the road, causing the bus to break and the driver beeped loudly at this bugger. I lost two crisps out of my packet with the jerk of the breaks and the sod gave the V's to the entire bus as we drove away. 1986 that if my memory is right."

Clearly a very brave man. I play "I'm still standing" by Elton John first thing in every morning unless wor lass is still snoring, you should too.