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Aye but she's better than Northumbria Police with a gun, I'm telling you that now.

If I'm a massive man tit, you're a massive man tit with those boobs filled with silicone.

Watched a QUALITY show last night. I thought it was going to be shite, but I fucking loved it, so funny. The show was called SPY. I won't say too much but it's basically this very funny fat boiler playing a James Bond role. Quality show.

Sometimes people talk pish because they try to put it across about how knowledgeable they are of the old days when they should just pipe down. I once had a row that SuperMac was better than Peter Osgood with this old cunt I worked with in London. How the fuck would I know really? SuperMac fucked off 2 years before I was even born, and no disrespect to Dr Gloom, but he looks just as big a mug here.

It did something to me last night when I was having a poo. There was a flash then half a second later BANG, which means it's right in your vacinity. I think it's two seconds a mile away. So if it's 10 seconds it's five mile away. This one was straight away though, and I swear the hairs on my body stood up and the shite plopped oot all in one go.

Brave man you. Braver than me. I'd rather fight Ivan Drago than hang of the side of a 20 story building.

You can not be serious man.

What about old peoples bowls, squash or kabaddi?

Here, here (in a very loud Houses of Parliament voice)

They deserve the same money when all half of them play is two sets. Half the blokes play five. It's like the blokes are working over time in an easier selling game, and walking away with no more. It's like admin girls who work half days getting more than miners working 7 full days a week.

Wimbledon has just started. Before I continue, I'm one of Britain's least sexist men. You get blokes who's main female contact in a day being, "how pet get the bait on." not me I do the dinner sometimes as well. However, tennis can be quite good and even though he's a sweaty I'd like to see Murray win the tournament. Mens tennis attracts double the crowds and TV audience than womens tennis does, so how the fuck is this the first year that womens prize money is the same as mens? Absolutely incredible and these feminist groups will poking themselves. This is what whinging does. What else can whinging do?

Its to do with this Asian bloke who is close to becoming a MP who is actually in Tunisia right now. There's a picture of him taking a selfie in front of the death scene. I couldn't even tell till my fourth look. I said ah aye what a c word before she even had a go, the ugly strange London based creation.

Leazeslad ‏@leazeslad 14m14 minutes ago @KTHopkins how do you know when this picture was taken? He's on twitter so ask him directly @AmranHussain 0 retweets0 favorites Reply Retweet Favorite View Tweet activity More Katie Hopkins ‏@KTHopkins 5m5 minutes ago @leazeslad @AmranHussain listen twizzle chops. Your mate is all over national press with his selfie stick. 8:36 AM - 29 Jun 2015 · Details Hide conversation1 retweet1 favorite Reply Retweeted1 Favorited1 More Tweet text Reply to @KTHopkins @AmranHussain Who's in this photo? Leazeslad ‏@leazeslad 3m3 minutes ago @KTHopkins @AmranHussain I've already established that VINEGAR TITS. You're like Vera Bennett off Prisoner Cell Block H you emotional cow. Stupid cow

The fact I'm alive and being told by top end doctors that I'm dealing with everything better than anyone that hospital has ever seen with my condition and amount of chemo I've had. She might be talking bollocks like, but another doctor said it and I'm such a big heed anyway, I make it far more important than it is.

Watched that dinosaur show in mackemland the other neet. I was convinced it would be shite, it wasn't, it was decent although the boiler got right on my tits, up her own arse and lets face it she was nee Halle Berry. Shame one of the dinosaurs didn't scoff her with some chips.

Yank TV shows aye. Shows at the pictures with British actors nar.

Watching this Jurassic World show in Sunderland the neet. Canny write up like.

Just had a pizza, it was all reich.

Sounds a lovely man. RIP Ray.

There's two tampons at the bar, which one do you chat up? Neither they're both stuck up cunts.

Probably fall in the amount of blokes that have been up there no doubt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QRFbCiskCI Utter bastards. 30,000 left in a huge country due to mans lack of appreciation of animals, so this fat cunt goes round shooting them.

I call every woman pet. I don't think it's bad at all. Certainly not sexist. I call my missus mam pet, I call the lass in the bacon sarnie shop pet, metro checkies pet, and even fuckin dogs pet.

Whey it's better than a less than sophisticated mackem accented occasionally grey personality chap, who would set new World Records if being far up your own arse was an Olympic Sport.....

Apologies pet.