McFaul

Wonderful news and he's a kraut cunt in my eyes. In the same way Sid The Sexist sings 4-2, 4-2, 4-2 to the Swiss holiday makers, I am to Sepp now. Hope he dies in jail.

hehehe he mentions Parmo's too. "Lets all go for a parmo".

That 0-3 to 4-3 situation happened twice in a row, both with last minute winners from Maccarone. The commentator on Teesside FM Alistair Brownlee showing our shitey commentators how it's done. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACGHT69WlpY

Middlesbrough's run to the UEFA Cup Final is one of my main memories of him. Nearly every game was like a Keegan classic. 0-3 doon on aggregate after 43 minutes, and his side wins 4-3. He's done reasonably well in his career. The dutch league isn't as shit as people make out, and he wins it with a club who have never won it in his first season? I won't be gutted if he gets it.

Barry Norman sorry my heed at the minute man.

I've never claimed to be a Terry Norman type.

I watched the show earlier on and although there are negative people knocking around, saying its average, or it didn't do much for me etc...the utter majority of people I spoke to about this show, said it was magnificent. I have to agree with Sweaty McBore though, and this film was nothing special and not my type of thing at all. There's virtually no communication in the first hour of the show, just constant music for two hours, this is listed as the second best show of the 2010's, I've seen about ten shows at the pictures this year and I'd put this down as second least enjoyable. The goodies, the fella and the initial five boilers get shot at 1000000 times get hit about 10, the others get shot at 200 times and 100 end up deed.

Kilcline smashed an entire hotel up in Cyprus, because a toon player cut his pony tail off when he was asleep. From today's toon team, Tiote would fight an old steam roller, win and still only have a slight scratch. As for on here, because of my year out of doing anything gym wise, I'd be fucked within 2 minutes, so not me, thinking about people's physiques, I'd actually say you'd win Toontastic cage fighter of the year.

Personally I think you'd do a good job. Getting a small business in to a £5.5m a year turnover show is something 99.9% of people can only drop their jaws at. You'd be better than Carver anyway. To be honest, I like McClaren but if you're manager of Derby and someone immeasurably bigger with great potentially ask you to come on board for 5 years, and you say no, well there'll be a bad taste as soon as he gets it. Vieira one of the greatest players this countries ever known, in terms of completely dominating play consistently in terms of presence and so many faultless aspects to his game, I'd love it if he took over.

http://www.imdb.com/chart/top?ref_=ft_250 According to this it is, in fact according to this it's the 2nd best film of the 2010's. Having said that they've got my three favourite films ever down at 156, 17 and 8.

Aye I've read loads of things like this about it. 31st best film in history?!?!? Incredible. Seems like only old Scottish based miserable old cunts don't like it.

I saw that San Andreas down Sunderland the other night, good show, I enjoyed it. I thought it would be shite, its similar to 2012, but far far better, it still has the odd, as if that would happen moment, but decent. You won't go and watch it and think, "that's shite I'd rather have stopped in and had a wank/shagged wor lass". Has anyone seen Mad Max: Fury Road? It's still out now, and it must be decent, it's been voted as the 31st best film in history so it can't be shite. Thinking about getting my injections and seeing it down Sunderland Empire later.

Thanks Parky and Alex. Piece of piss today. Unfortunately by Wednesday I'll look and feel like I have a screw missing forgetting my sex and football team (a good thing just now), I know the drill now. Then in 10 days I'm me again taking the plaudits of how well I'm coping like an arrogant arsehole. One good thing though, I'm at day 8 with no peeve, and I've promised people I have 25 to go.

Your dad used to ask me if I wanted a sore finger every time I got chips from there as a youngun. They must chop them off in Shanghai? Weirdos.

Nervy mood. Start the last 6 months of chemo I'll ever have today. Going to be in hospital all afternoon, for blood tests, all manner of health tests, and the big one an hour in a tube to see if the brain cancer has still piped down. I get it every three months, so aye, big day. I'm confident I'll be ok though, this is day 8 of no drink too so I'm being a good boy.

Oh shut up you stupid old cripple. The Scots are built to hate the English in the main as you found out with poor Michelle Mone's story. People go on about Scotland's small population being the reason as to why they're so shite. You tell me why Ireland have achieved far more over the last 30 years. You tell me why Portugal a country with just 4m more have had a side like Porto who have European Champions twice in the last 28 years. It's down to the fact that Glasgow health wise is the most horrific place in Europe with more heroin addicts per head than anywhere else in the world (actual fact). They didn't exist 40 and 50 years ago, which is why it produced greats like Dalglish and Law. Has Ireland got that problem? Has Wales even, a country with a population smaller than the North East who have produced two players now who are better than anyone the sweaties have for over 30 years in Bale and Aaron Ramsey. I'd go as far to say Giggs was as good or if not better than any Scot other than Dalglish. As for the league, one of the reasons its so shit is there's no competitiveness. 31 years since someone other than the old bigots won it and even then they can't produce decent players.

There's people on this board at their peak who would've been good enough to play in the SPL. There's no way the standard is equal to the Championship or maybe even League One. People say ooh I feel sorry for the Scots they produced amazing standards in the 60s, I don't. Jock cunts.

When the toon beat West Ham last week I was that drunk I promised wor lass I wouldn't have a drink for 33 days. I'm at day 7 now and I feel more hungover and tired than I did when I was bad with the beer. She reckons its all the shite coming out of my system, aye pet 7 days later! Anyway these Poles, I don't mind them as economic refugees, they have a shop inside near where Idols is underneath the Swallow Hotel, its crawling with cheap Polish beer. They have this one which is the most popular in Poland, Zywiec lager. What a drink. The only problem with it is its 5.6% and trust me it does make a difference, lovely hoppy flavour though.

Player of the Season (can be talent or performances I suppose?) Colback, in a decent side he'll be every bit as good as Nicky Butt at his peak Worst player of the Season It's easy to say Williamson, he's worse than Andy O'Brien, but I expect him to be shite, I think someone most of us have generally rated to a degree, Krul, has had an absolute fuckin stinker Best Moment Making it 2-0 against Chelsea even I thought fuck me Worst Moment The last minute pedo goal at the Gallowgate End Best Goal Perez little flick at WBA was world class truly it was Best Game Newcastle 2 Chelsea 1 hands doon Worst Game Worst game I was at, one of the worst I've ever been at, was losing 1-0 at the SOS, beyond shocking. Leicester away was probably just as bad Worst Pardew quote What we av we faakin weww 'old you got me Worst Carver quote "This game has got nothing to do with systems, it is 11 v 11 and whoever wins it is the best team." Embarrassed to say he went to the same school as me.

Aye apart from breaking the world transfer record, two champions league appareances and two cup final appearances, we might as well have been in the mid 80's........ he fucked it up from 2004, end of story.

Aye I'm not madly in love with FFS like some clearly were, but he done fuck all massively wrong at all really in real terms till 2004 imo. I wouldn't care the man who fucked everything up for him, is on record as saying he doesn't like him in Souness, and vice versa.

That wasn't what I asked though, what did he do massively wrong between his appointment as chairman and 2004? He should've improved training facilities massively, but didn't, Robson used to moan about them, but what else did Shepherd do wrong in that period?

Good point but....Dalglish had won 4 league titles as a manager so we thought he'd be the man to get us over the trophy line, and Gullit won things at Chelsea. It wasn't like appointing Joe Kinnear.

What did Shepherd do massively wrong from 1997 to 2004? I appreciate from that point on he fucked things up big time, but till 2004 what did he do wrong other than that Mameez Mamood geordie dog carry on?

What a mackem cripple. Now I appreciate the fact you're a 19 year old virgin and I was a yappy cunt at that age, but why do you bother. One of the admin people told me your IP suggests you're in Hendon. Poor cunt, but anyway................... This is from 2006 when we started losing money heavily for the next 5 years. From 2001 to 2004 we were genuinely such a good side, yet the player wage % against turnover was astonishing and the best in the Premier League. It was 44% FORTY FUCKIN FOUR, and with that we got in to the Champions League. We were making modest profits. Souness came and that 44% of turnover of became 70% at one point. Shepherd did fuck all wrong till 2004, the debts we had were almost purely on the extension to the stadium, which we had a mortgage on then till 2015. Ashley paid it off in full and made out it was part of a dirty debt, it put 16000 on the capacity the stupid cunt and he is a stupid cunt as are you. Shepherd was paying himself £560,000 p/a and he deserved it up till 2004, Douglas Hall was getting more or less the same for doing fuck all though and he was a bigger cunt than you. Talk about things you know, even to google the right information you have to have a clue, you don't now good luck with the A Level resits and sorting your spots out. Good lad.