McFaul

I don't understand why the government don't have a go at making the perfect cowie. There must be a chemical way of preventing any negative side effects. I suspect drug companies have a vested interest with a lot of it. Cannabis pisses all over prozac, for example. Prozac never makes you paranoid though. All prozac does is numb your emotions so you never feel really happy, and never feel really depressed. You know what I mean though. Plus, in the California / Pacific North West people have developed strains that just give you a high, without the drowsiness and ones that provide minimal paranoia etc. so you can imagine that with proper government / legal funding the possibilities out there. Also, in places like Canada it's been shown to be very effective in helping cancer patients to cope with their disease due to the feeling of well-being / euphoria after using it. Also, by using a vapouriser it negates a lot of the harmful properties associated with the smoke. Not saying it's a panacea or that it and other drugs don't have their problems btw. I just find the current legal stance on them to be a joke. They need to get it over here. Astonished J69 hasn't chastised us yet.

I don't understand why the government don't have a go at making the perfect cowie. There must be a chemical way of preventing any negative side effects. I suspect drug companies have a vested interest with a lot of it. Cannabis pisses all over prozac, for example. Prozac never makes you paranoid though. All prozac does is numb your emotions so you never feel really happy, and never feel really depressed.

I don't understand why the government don't have a go at making the perfect cowie. There must be a chemical way of preventing any negative side effects.

Had that salvia stuff btw? Jesus wept! I can't believe that is/was legal. I have, fuckin sends you round the bend, I can't believe people do it a second time. I tell you something else which are still legal which are just unbelievable, Hawaiian Baby Wood Rose Seeds. Fucking hell. You take between three and five of these seeds but you have to grind them, then after 60 minutes you are violently sick, everyone who's ever done them is, then you start sweating like Marc Renton when hes coming off scag, don't look in the mirror what ever you do, then you're high as a kite for about 6 hours, quite hallucinogenic too.

Hehehe Nick, he's a class lad, got more kids than Genghis Khan, and one of them plays for England Under 16's. You left footed like? Me dad used to tell me all the best players were left footed when I was growing up. What a load of shite. Right footed but usually get 5 or 6 with my left during a season. And you aren't seriously giving me grief about keepers are you http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=43...816741272588600 I thought you said the league you used to play in was top notch! Their keeper got sent off for a professional foul on me, so some doilum (worked at NR that kid big jaw) went in goal. My left foot was shite as a kid, but it gets better as you get older like.

The Kard Bar was mint, I know that Scottish bloke, big Hearts fan, but they stopped selling anything decent about 18 months ago. They used to sell those pep pills which were fucking excellent, and also they had league smokes, which were better than any grass I've ever had - Spice Gold, 25 a pouch, but they got banned too. Got banned (I think) basically because the contents of it weren't what the ingredients claimed them to be. I.e. it contained synthetic cannaboids. Never tried it like.. Mate, I know you like a smoke, you know when you've had tac or grass you feel a bit radge the next morning, there was just nothing with this, the best stuff ever, really uppy stuff, in control but wrecked at the same time yet slightly mellow all roled in to one. I only discovered it a few months before it was banned I've got a good supply so don't feel bad for me I would love some but all the local dealers are in jail or have hung up their pipes I literally know not one person that sells grass.

Haha youtube wasn't out when I scored that. You got one on youtube??

Hehehe Nick, he's a class lad, got more kids than Genghis Khan, and one of them plays for England Under 16's. You left footed like? Me dad used to tell me all the best players were left footed when I was growing up. What a load of shite.

The Kard Bar was mint, I know that Scottish bloke, big Hearts fan, but they stopped selling anything decent about 18 months ago. They used to sell those pep pills which were fucking excellent, and also they had league smokes, which were better than any grass I've ever had - Spice Gold, 25 a pouch, but they got banned too. Got banned (I think) basically because the contents of it weren't what the ingredients claimed them to be. I.e. it contained synthetic cannaboids. Never tried it like.. Mate, I know you like a smoke, you know when you've had tac or grass you feel a bit radge the next morning, there was just nothing with this, the best stuff ever, really uppy stuff, in control but wrecked at the same time yet slightly mellow all roled in to one. I only discovered it a few months before it was banned

Divvint naa if I've shown yous this one before. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4307628562560793120#

Look at the way the keepers diving man pmsl

The Kard Bar was mint, I know that Scottish bloke, big Hearts fan, but they stopped selling anything decent about 18 months ago. They used to sell those pep pills which were fucking excellent, and also they had league smokes, which were better than any grass I've ever had - Spice Gold, 25 a pouch, but they got banned too.

class ! aye thats them 'double dipped' beauts . finishing at work here might post tales later iicba tell y what like - ill be fucked if ive been able to get hold of trips anymore Edit - remember i once printed a sheet of 120gms paper and cut perforations with scalpel along metal ruler and sold them to some goon for £30 once ! 'sold as seen' tbh There was some knocking about a while back iirc £5 a piece though well if y hear n all that . . been meaning to give one of those mushroom kits a go , did quite a bit reading about the whole carry on . pretty involved stuff / loads of strains . Never had an acid cap like, they were all the rage as well when I was at school. Was always a cowie man. Kept hearing about trip this bad trip that, flashbacks etc.., and I remember in the papers some kid thought he was an orange so peeled half his skin off.

He's an arsehole, some type of long term WUM.

I agree with this and regretably for Newcastle fans I think you are going to be in for one long hard season under Pardew. Maybe the Brummies winning Promotion and by-passing you could be just what is required for you lot to finally get rid of Ashley??? I wish you all the best, because you are a team and set of fans I quite like to see doing well. But I really do have concerns for what might happen to yourselves and Villa possibly too this coming season. I think that Birmingham have got themselves a great deal in offloading McLeish to them and getting Hughton on board. PS. Is Smith's career finished due to injury? What kind of salary is he on for you guys too? Anyway, all the best for the coming season and I hope that you do enough to survive and move on to better things despite having Pardew holding you back! Also, I have some Newcastle Utd Fine Art Posters for sale, if you would like to take a look at them? There's far too many shite teams for us to go down, if the three teams who come up get relegated I'd be far from surprised for one. It's an unknown next season, we're certainly going to be stronger up front.

If that's not a motto to live my life by, I don't know what is. Half ya text didn't come through summik wrong wi me bberry, but aye I was brought up like that too, me fatha is a good bloke, but a was made aware that mackems were a different breed from a very young age, and to be proud of the Tyne. To be fair when a was growin up it wasn't bad cos the Tyne was booming from the mid 80s, with Pressies, but aye I was always brought up to have pride in the area as much as the football team, probs got more for the area, they're hand in hand for me, which is why it takes me a while to suss out OOT's. Are you two having a geordie-off over text? Aye am well behind on points believe it or not.

It doesnt matter how I put this I'm going to sound like a mug, but I used to score that often it would have to be a good fucking goal to get me excited. Just became more of a reflex action that I was good at, probably like a black porn star, rather than something I got loads of enjoyment out of. In fact the emotion was greater when I used to miss than when I used to score.

When I was young and daft, deein the cowies, I used to get bad kidneys like but thankfully been clean living for best part of 10 years now.

Ye can wear mouldies, trainers best option though. We've got our 11, but the ref situation is up in the air.

Maybe I should learn to be more like you pmsl. I'm often commended for being the best crack on peoples timelines so I'm not crucified by your remark to be honest

Two mackems passing themselves off as geordie.

Aye I think a naa where ye mean where the sage is now.

If that's not a motto to live my life by, I don't know what is. Half ya text didn't come through summik wrong wi me bberry, but aye I was brought up like that too, me fatha is a good bloke, but a was made aware that mackems were a different breed from a very young age, and to be proud of the Tyne. To be fair when a was growin up it wasn't bad cos the Tyne was booming from the mid 80s, with Pressies, but aye I was always brought up to have pride in the area as much as the football team, probs got more for the area, they're hand in hand for me, which is why it takes me a while to suss out OOT's.

Woy Wecommends Paul Wyn's Dick? What does that mean Fish? WWPWD?

You wouldn't believe the no end of shit I took over that song as a Newcastle fan growing up in Manchester. Just be thankful you're too young to have copped any flak for it in Warrington. I grew up in Newcastle and I still got grief for that and Geordie Boys. Every cunt else would have Jump Around by Hoose of Pain and I'd have Gazza in mine haha got loads of grief.