McFaul

Very rare nowadays like. We're doing a weekend away in Leeds for the pre-season friendly, so I might get some for then like. Btw - I think the best toot I've had for years is the shit you used to bring up from London. It's normally shite what you get up here. Completely spot on, I've never ever had good toot up here. Had some excellent stuff in Amsterdam a few times, but the stuff I had at Christmas down London, was by far the best ever, too good though to be honest, if I had £200 on me I would've bought 5g so probs a good thing I didn't. Aye Toots shite now like, I dont understand why the world and his wife still seem to bother with it. I think I read that its about 8% pure now though if you look you can get the good stuff now and then. Was good ten year ago like.. That London stuff I had was fuckin excellent.

That used to happen every week 93-96 haha them were the days, not always a lass mind. Against Swindon (a game that indirectly saw Sunderland promoted 2 years later for those who know your history) one of Gazza's best games for the toon, after his best goal, its on Jonny's vids on youtube, you see a little body jumping up beside the steward in the Gallowgate, with a black and yellow toon/Brazil hat, that was me. The first game they pulled the fences down after Hillsborough was a home game against Luton in our relegation season, pishy 0-0 draw, I was right at the front of the corner and caught the ball, dropped it and got shouted at from the crowd for taking too long to get it (shows how empty it was). Caught the ball again against Derby was in the Benches and bought the official club video just to see myself, but it wasn't close up. Was ball boy against Oxford a 4-3 win, and I got the last "North East Co-op" tracksuits you had to wear, and there was a big hole on one of the arse cheeks, and I only had red and white boxer shorts on, got so much abuse from the Gallowgate. When I won me holiday on the telly, I mentioned Newcastle United three times, one of them mentioning we'd just beaten Man Utd 3-0 which went down well. Been on telly talking about the toon a few times, and radio fucking loads of times had an epic row with Adrian Durham in which I achieved the impossible, and at the end he said "well perhaps I need to reconsider my view", and in the papers, most recently regarding the Arsenal game last season. I wish to apologise, I used to stand in 'The Corner' and whichever ballboy was allocated the last shiny tracksuit with no arse left in it spent the majority of the match pulling the top down as far as possible to cover the gaping holes in the seat of the pants. Me and my mates contributed to the verbal abuse so for that I am sorry. It's areet it probs wasn't me cos I was sat in front of the East Stand, was just when I had to walk round before, at HT and after.

That used to happen every week 93-96 haha them were the days, not always a lass mind. Against Swindon (a game that indirectly saw Sunderland promoted 2 years later for those who know your history) one of Gazza's best games for the toon, after his best goal, its on Jonny's vids on youtube, you see a little body jumping up beside the steward in the Gallowgate, with a black and yellow toon/Brazil hat, that was me. The first game they pulled the fences down after Hillsborough was a home game against Luton in our relegation season, pishy 0-0 draw, I was right at the front of the corner and caught the ball, dropped it and got shouted at from the crowd for taking too long to get it (shows how empty it was). Caught the ball again against Derby was in the Benches and bought the official club video just to see myself, but it wasn't close up. Was ball boy against Oxford a 4-3 win, and I got the last "North East Co-op" tracksuits you had to wear, and there was a big hole on one of the arse cheeks, and I only had red and white boxer shorts on, got so much abuse from the Gallowgate. When I won me holiday on the telly, I mentioned Newcastle United three times, one of them mentioning we'd just beaten Man Utd 3-0 which went down well. Been on telly talking about the toon a few times, and radio fucking loads of times had an epic row with Adrian Durham in which I achieved the impossible, and at the end he said "well perhaps I need to reconsider my view", and in the papers, most recently regarding the Arsenal game last season. Havent heard those stories before..... Get them told. Feels like am bragging though and it's nowt to brag about. Me and four of me friends went on a show called "Friends Like These" or CLT as we childishly called it. Was 2000, so we were just bairns really 20 to 23. Was five lads against five lasses, you do a task against a lass, mine was like Simon Says, I pissed it. Anyway we won 3-2, so then we had to answer 5 questions about each other to win the holiday, we only got 4 right so, the one we got the q wrong about had to stay or we had to gamble the holiday to get the other kidda there. Anyway the question was what year did Mark see the Manic Street Preachers at the City Haal, we all knew it was 96 cos it was the neet before we lost to Man Utd, so we got it right and gave it the old Bob Stokoe celebrations round the studio, and we won a 2 week holiday in Thailand, was fuckin excellent. Been on Sky years ago slagging FFS stood beside Kevin Miles after he said geordie women were dogs, was on Look North years agan after the Sunderland play off, was just a bairn, said a was never going back, and the row with Adrian Durham, the program question was Man City are bigger than Newcastle, discuss.... he said Man City were a bigger club than Newcastle because they had more trophies. So I went on and said he was the most clueless person in sports journalism today, no idea how I didn't get cut off, and told him to do more research because we had 5 more trophies than them mugs, WERE richer, more famous, more successful and had far more fans. Mick Quinn even called him a mug, and that's when he did the backtracking.

Number 7 for years, most definitely number 3 now.

That used to happen every week 93-96 haha them were the days, not always a lass mind. Against Swindon (a game that indirectly saw Sunderland promoted 2 years later for those who know your history) one of Gazza's best games for the toon, after his best goal, its on Jonny's vids on youtube, you see a little body jumping up beside the steward in the Gallowgate, with a black and yellow toon/Brazil hat, that was me. The first game they pulled the fences down after Hillsborough was a home game against Luton in our relegation season, pishy 0-0 draw, I was right at the front of the corner and caught the ball, dropped it and got shouted at from the crowd for taking too long to get it (shows how empty it was). Caught the ball again against Derby was in the Benches and bought the official club video just to see myself, but it wasn't close up. Was ball boy against Oxford a 4-3 win, and I got the last "North East Co-op" tracksuits you had to wear, and there was a big hole on one of the arse cheeks, and I only had red and white boxer shorts on, got so much abuse from the Gallowgate. When I won me holiday on the telly, I mentioned Newcastle United three times, one of them mentioning we'd just beaten Man Utd 3-0 which went down well. Been on telly talking about the toon a few times, and radio fucking loads of times had an epic row with Adrian Durham in which I achieved the impossible, and at the end he said "well perhaps I need to reconsider my view", and in the papers, most recently regarding the Arsenal game last season.

In between a 4-2 defeat at White Hart Lane and a 3-1 home win against Leicester. Most people won't remember the exact date will they though? I only remember as it was round the time of my birthday.

Very rare nowadays like. We're doing a weekend away in Leeds for the pre-season friendly, so I might get some for then like. Btw - I think the best toot I've had for years is the shit you used to bring up from London. It's normally shite what you get up here. Completely spot on, I've never ever had good toot up here. Had some excellent stuff in Amsterdam a few times, but the stuff I had at Christmas down London, was by far the best ever, too good though to be honest, if I had £200 on me I would've bought 5g so probs a good thing I didn't.

There's honestly posters on here who write better than he does, have more to say and know more about football than this cretin. Caulkin and Brenner must think ffs when they read the chronicle like.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/newcastle-u...72703-28948244/ He's such a shit journalist. "Marveaux claims Newcastle are BIGGER than Liverpool!" Where does he say that you over excitable bald mug???

So a goalkeeping error, and a draw against a lesser light, followed by win against tournament favourites Uruguay means that English football is beyond hope? Not your best post. England v Argentina next up in the next round in Mexico might bring back some memories, it's on Thursday neet live on Eurosport.

Good way to lose weight I suppose. Got some lovely grass at the weekend like, most mellow stuff ever.

I could've sworn Mull of Kintyre was by Rod Stewart, it's amazing how shit songs last for weeks in the charts. My 21st song - Believe by Cher 7 weeks at number 4fs, and Chocolate Salty Baals (put them in ya mooth in suck em) shortly afterwards.

Early December 1977? Same as me. Well what's ya DOB and its easy enough to find.

Islam is this century's threat to western freedom and democracy, just like Communism was in the last. Except this is different. Those who follow it aren't being forced to follow it, they believe in it, and it is growing. The fools [ie university professors and lecturers etc who read Morning Star and the Guardian, who passed on their words of wisdom to impressionable students who also in turn believed in the idealistic dream, because it was "more intelligent" than living in the real world where human nature is greedy and lusts for power], who thought the Russians would have simply said "thanks very much mate" and dropped all their weapons and been best of mates with us if we had dropped all our weapons too [nuclear and non-nuclear] were from the same brainwashed foolish stable as those now who think if we are kind and courteous to our muslim friends they will also say "thanks very much mate" and learn to tolerate us. They won't. Unlike the communist bloc, because they believe, and are fanatical, they aren't going to go away, they are here to stay, and they think we should be like them, and they are quite prepared to force us to be like them. The majority don't say anything, but if you believe they are saying nothing because they don't believe or want, then you ARE a fool. The do-gooders are allowing it to happen, and they see our "acceptance" [for want of a better word] as a sign of weakness which they exploit at every opportunity to further their beliefs and ideals. Like it or not boys, and some won't because its easier to pretend it isn't there, this is the truth. I agree with some of what you say, but you or I could've been brought up muslim, and not every single muslim in this country is completely determined to force everyone in to thinking like them. I'm not even sure how they'd do it? Telly hypnotics?

First toon game: UB40 - I got you babe

Man U the only team you know from the EPL? you bang on about them all the time. I would have thought you'd know Liverpool, given you stole their anthem? Celtic don't have talent, they have hooligans. When the football is that shite you have to think of ways to keep yourselves entertained on a saturday Aye, yet the arrogance they have beggars belief, like truly beggars belief, they have absolutely no idea of how they're perceived, none at all. I honestly think if our big signings of the last two years were Darryl Murphy, Antony Stokes and a striker from Scunthorpe there'd be seats ripped up and thrown on to the pitch.

Ashley loving apologist tbh I'd agree the last two seasons have been enjoyable, I absolutely love last season, was exciting most weeks, and if you'd have said we'd score 8 more home goals than Arsenal, Chelsea and Man City, I'd have been ringing St Nicks. I've seen bad times too, Jim Smith's days were the worst in some regards cos even when we were winning we were fuckin pish, got 10 times worse the 1991 season where we had fuck all pace at all, and he still signed old dafties. So aye we've all seen worse days than this, but HE (Ashley), or HIM (the specky cockney casino manager cunt) deserve ABSOLUTELY no credit for this, a monkey could've managed to got Newcastle in to a mid table position in my view, so while I agree it's been ok lets not forget who got us in to this mess and lied repeatedly to us.

Fuckin looks like MLS-CelticFC finally put his vote in at the top

Looks like they're after Leon Best noo, they seem to be in for all of our shite. I think James Perch would look good in the hoops personally too. The crack today though is serious interest from Best from Birmingham and Celtic, I don't rate Best highly but I will put a lot of money on him benig SPL top scorer if he moves up there.

Nee bother, if they don't want to put me in touch with N-O, we'll give them mugs a game. Been any crack about it on the 365 forum?

We were getting higher gates against Scunthorpe in the CCC you doil. So. Your argument is so flawed your saying the "EPL" has no passion because Man Utd, who have won 20 trophies in about 15 years, don't get that excited about winning the league?? They seemed pretty happy to me. You'd see passion the likes you've never seen in your life if we won something.

Mull of Kintyre!!! That makes me feel fuckin well old. Might as well have been When I'm Cleanin Windiz for how old that's made me feel today.

Epic battle haha a bunch of charva's from Newcastle playing a bunch of charva's from Gatesheed. Haha. In all seriousness this forum should be big enough for toontastic to get a side. We'd have a good keeper sorted with Nick, Besty's areet, me, Ant and Barney play regularly, Mac Toon's got an athletes stamp on him, MancMag is supposed to be absolutely class, Alex there's 7 straight away.

I tell you what it is, I'm still sore now off Saturday, I was out and about yesterday, but it's me hamstrings, my thighs, me calf dear me. First proper game for a year that's what it is like. Walking like a proper cripple today however. Besty we can play again in the 3 weeks, will be a few different faces playing though, so if you can sort it out at your end - great.

One of the lads who played yesterday, articulate good lad who av naan for 25 year, never been in trouble in his life, but he turned a police van over in the bigg market after Tottenham in 1996, got in the crowd mentality, and when mayhem starts anything can happen, but like I say River Plate are even bigger than Boca its like Man Utd gan doon.