McFaul

Right I've got my team sorted, but with holidays and shifts and all sorts of pish, 25th June is the best date for us. I've also got Kev the ref sorted, £25. He's a top ref. In the meantime I'll turn out for you if you're short.

Been unofficially adhered to in Central London for years that.

I done it playing in Ryton of all places thinking about things now. I'd seen di Canio do it on MOTD the neet before, and I put it so far over the bar, I smashed a green house window.

Shows how much SBR loved the club like at how angry he was at Jenas pen against Chelsea in Malaysia. "Pards" would've went "oh wewww!"

Didn't he bring that delayed kick routine back with him from Real Sociedad? I remember him scoring a pen against us at Prenton Park in front of our end and he did just that-it always looked fucking terrible like but for some reason the keeper would commit themselves every time. Aye I think he did bring that back. He was an absolute sensation in the Basque country by the way, they used to have the same policy as Athletic Club, and he was the first non Basque over there, but he couldn't settle. FFS if I was from Bootle, I'd settle in Ulan Bator nee bother never mind Northern Spain. Scousers for ye. His career stats are pretty much second to none whatever level he played at. Well over a goal every other game iirc (and he played for Oxford in the top flight ffs, so in some ways it's arguably better than someone who played 10 years continuously at a top club where you're served up half a dozen clear cut goalscoring opportunities each week). Had no idea he was the first non-Basque like when he transferred to Sociedad! Aye and the second was Dalian Atkinson. FWIW in terms of British players, I can't really ever remember a better finisher. He was so stylish how he finished, he used to love side volleys, he was a natural, and in my opinion (no one agrees like) I preferred him as a striker to Ian Rush, who was also very good, but maybe my view is tainted by the disgraceful signing of him in 1997.

Didn't he bring that delayed kick routine back with him from Real Sociedad? I remember him scoring a pen against us at Prenton Park in front of our end and he did just that-it always looked fucking terrible like but for some reason the keeper would commit themselves every time. Aye I think he did bring that back. He was an absolute sensation in the Basque country by the way, they used to have the same policy as Athletic Club, and he was the first non Basque over there, but he couldn't settle. FFS if I was from Bootle, I'd settle in Ulan Bator nee bother never mind Northern Spain. Scousers for ye.

John Aldridge used to take them every week and he never used to miss, same corner every time, he missed one ever....in the Cup Final. How I cried.

What did Jimbo ban you for? Think it was over a row I had on twitter with someone showing the toon up. I noticed he'd blocked me, previously he'd retweeted some of my stuff. PM'd him on here and he ignored me. Shame his lasses Ashton Gate's were brilliant and he didnt mind shoving them up on twitter.

Three people have me blocked on Twitter currently Paul Wyn Robbins, Jimbo and Lee Ryder, and they're all the same in my eyes.

Can't imagine what the stumbling block is there like. Year left? Just fuck him off as his wages will be more than 2mil and we would be lucky to get half that for his sorry ass Buy Alan Smith a striker who doesnt score or Buy Alan Smith a midfielder who cant pass/tackle I'd rather get Rob Lee back as back up. He's a joke of man and a footballer. Don't want him here. It`s when you see Tiote play you realise how bad Smith is as a CM and he must as well He wouldnt get in my 5 a side team and I mean that.

Can't imagine what the stumbling block is there like. Year left? Just fuck him off as his wages will be more than 2mil and we would be lucky to get half that for his sorry ass Buy Alan Smith a striker who doesnt score or Buy Alan Smith a midfielder who cant pass/tackle I'd rather get Rob Lee back as back up. He's a joke of man and a footballer. Don't want him here.

I just dont believe that sentence. Had he said we cant agree etc etc....But I cant believe the club have called Willy in to say we are not renewing. Your stance surprises me I must say.

100% 63k-25k = £38k saving. Fucking sick. He's really proved what a player he is this season, and now he's going. FFS we're saving 40k on Campbell fucking off. Makes nee sense Barton has shown willing to meet half way, he's at the optimum age for a footballer with 4 or 5 top years left, and this happens. Bunch of wanks, wish my form wasn't in noo tbh

Kuqi did more in 10 mins at Villa than Smith has in the last 18 month

In the paper today, her pals like all "Imogen's having a breakdown she has days where she's suicidal she hates how she's being painted." Yet today she's all over the Paddy Power website in a Man Utd top, advertising a 7/2 bet that Giggs is caught off side in the final on Saturday night. Oh dear.

You mean off some boiler you met out on the hoy? Heard it in Amsterdam a few times as it gans. It's the best story I've read in ages. Imagine a rottweiler with a mackem accent "wewwf" there must be something in it. Must be just me and you. Any reformed charva like me or you would like it.

I got hoyed out and my season ticket took off me for smoking in the Leazes stairwell. Had to go up the stadium geet sheepish during the week to get it back. Got caught a few times mesel earlier this season, but I always put the charm on and they pipe down.

You mean off some boiler you met out on the hoy? Heard it in Amsterdam a few times as it gans. It's the best story I've read in ages. Imagine a rottweiler with a mackem accent "wewwf" there must be something in it.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/...gs-to-talk.html pmsl. A dog saying giz a cake not the first time I've heard that off a dog to be fair.

One thing I would say though to people, I'm all for the bannings, but if you've never smoked regularly, you don't understand the pleasure you can get out of a tab. That first tab when you're on the drink.

It was banned in the seats at the ground before it was banned in public buildings. Shepherd again showing what a visionary he was tbh.

I know what a Die Hard fetishist you are. You know what fucked me off about Die Hard. You know the one where the kraut crashes all the planes, number two is it? The story line in the film is they crash a British Airways plane, why didn't they let that one land safely the yank cunts, but even worse everyone on the plane had yellow teeth and was smoking, was almost racism how we were portrayed, but thinking back to when I was a kid, it's amazing that you were ever allowed to smoke on planes, or even in pubs it just seems amazin now, and it's only been what 7 or 8 years. The smoking ban only came in about 4 years ago didn't it? In pubs, that is. Only goes to highlight your point like, i.e. it's hard to imagine what it was like beforehand. It also makes me wonder about how old the fucker is if there are ashtrays on the arms of the seat when you're flying. aye. Am I right in thinking you could smoke at the pictures, gaps in my memory are mental. Seems longer. Aye you're right. July 2007. Seems a lot longer. My main reason I gave up in 2005 was how it makes you look and general health, I chucked it again this March so pleased I did. It's not nice kissing a smoker too. We've all been younguns in toon pissed and run out of tabs, so pissed you feel no shame in asking someone for a cigarette. Well you always knew who to ask because especially the ones slightly older, cos it's written all over their face that they're a smoker. Me sister reads all this Cosmopolitan bollocks and those daft upper class supplements and what not, she was saying to me smoking is like wiping shite on your face. Upstairs on the bus man. It used to stink. So pleased wor lass has given up as well, just because it's so bad for you long term. And aye, you could smoke at the flicks but I can only remember it being certain screens where you could smoke. I had smokers all around me in the Leazes before I started smoking, was aaaaaful. Chain smokers. Am pretty sure I had a tab now in 2005/06 at the match, think it was banned at the start of the next season.

Buses too upstairs for smokers, you could still smell it doonstairs as well.

I know what a Die Hard fetishist you are. You know what fucked me off about Die Hard. You know the one where the kraut crashes all the planes, number two is it? The story line in the film is they crash a British Airways plane, why didn't they let that one land safely the yank cunts, but even worse everyone on the plane had yellow teeth and was smoking, was almost racism how we were portrayed, but thinking back to when I was a kid, it's amazing that you were ever allowed to smoke on planes, or even in pubs it just seems amazin now, and it's only been what 7 or 8 years. The smoking ban only came in about 4 years ago didn't it? In pubs, that is. Only goes to highlight your point like, i.e. it's hard to imagine what it was like beforehand. It also makes me wonder about how old the fucker is if there are ashtrays on the arms of the seat when you're flying. aye. Am I right in thinking you could smoke at the pictures, gaps in my memory are mental. Seems longer. Aye you're right. July 2007. Seems a lot longer. My main reason I gave up in 2005 was how it makes you look and general health, I chucked it again this March so pleased I did. It's not nice kissing a smoker too. We've all been younguns in toon pissed and run out of tabs, so pissed you feel no shame in asking someone for a cigarette. Well you always knew who to ask because especially the ones slightly older, cos it's written all over their face that they're a smoker. Me sister reads all this Cosmopolitan bollocks and those daft upper class supplements and what not, she was saying to me smoking is like wiping shite on your face.

I know what a Die Hard fetishist you are. You know what fucked me off about Die Hard. You know the one where the kraut crashes all the planes, number two is it? The story line in the film is they crash a British Airways plane, why didn't they let that one land safely the yank cunts, but even worse everyone on the plane had yellow teeth and was smoking, was almost racism how we were portrayed, but thinking back to when I was a kid, it's amazing that you were ever allowed to smoke on planes, or even in pubs it just seems amazin now, and it's only been what 7 or 8 years.