McFaul

Look at my sig of Bamburgh. Then look at the clouds. Near the middle can anyone see Elton John in a pair of glasses?

Still fucked. I've tried to work out what I had to drink on the day. I think 12 pints of lager, 5 glasses of wine, 2 treble whiskey's and a bottle of cider. I could do that no bother and be ok the next day 10 years ago. It's doon hill from 23 like.

Just been talkin to Geordio Armani in PM about Kirin. Honestly I can not stress this enough, you have never had a lager till you've had this. The Forth surely is not the only place in the NE that sells it. Someone needs to tell me where you can get it. I tried that place in Jesmond too - nee good. Tastes even better than it looks. It's just a shame The Forth is so poncey doonstairs.

We were trying to remember why we got in the Intertoto in 2001. Can anyone remember why, I said summik to do with the war in Yugoslavia, but why when we came 11th did we get in, was it cos we were top of the fair play?

Looks like he bought them especially too - got dressed up - what with coming into town n that . D'y think we're talking a father/son combo here or just a random pair of gonads ? Fatha n son, the mother taking the pic.

Always been a massive fan. His goal against us in the 4-3 was absolutely brilliant I thought.

I can't fault the kidda's adidas Samba's though

A Bouycott moment.

They've put "Makem's, rule". They can't even spell mackems. The apostrophe

If I lived in Hull. I'd move.

Was in there too, nice mix in there like, but fuck me its pricey.

:icon_lol: :icon_lol: "Hawayah lets go-ah n get arr peekshus tayaken ewtside the pigu-rea"

She had Harry Hill geps and massive tits if that helps the rumour?

Admit it, CT, you are new to football aren't you. never been to a game in my life tbf The Fourth cunt of a place cant get served, fucking expensive and its full of cunts. It's full of stuck up student cunts debate the tory policies down stairs like, but on the balcony seemed a good mix, fantastic pint like Kirin, can't get enough of it.

Aye just as well there's nee mirrors up there I was upstairs in there from 7 till about 830, there was some old looking cunts in the back corner, and a fit black woman with some posh people near the wall.

Cried against the mackems in 1990 when we lost 2-0 in the play offs, and also when Sheringham scored against us at Wembley, was only 12 though for the Sunderland one.

Villa came above us as well 4fs. Just looking at the table now Looking at it, unsung manager of the year, Roberto Martinez.

No you couldn't but I still do. I blame him for Lady Di's death, the world economic crisis, and global warming too.

I believe it's now called the Town Wall. Aye that rings a bell. You were right about the Forth selling Kirin, I really like the Forth like, was really nice upstairs on that balcony didnt even naa it was there. I was there too Why didn't you say hello?? You werent on the balcony, I would've recognised ye.

I fucked off to the pub in the huff. I just couldn't believe it, one fucking minute. The kid next to me said hes got £200 worth of bets to pay oot to mackems at his work now.

Good effort I've had a gann. We've got a scout called Graham Carr from Kent, from Kent He's got a famous funny son, he's bent, he's bent He found Tiote and Ben Ar He's the first cunt at the bar Newcastle's chief scout, Super Graham Carr nanananannananannanaaaaa Tried to get this going last night in the pub drunk. People just looked at me like I was a nob.

I said to someone at1 o'clock yesterday am ganna suffer the morra like. I was right - 15 that.

I believe it's now called the Town Wall. Aye that rings a bell. You were right about the Forth selling Kirin, I really like the Forth like, was really nice upstairs on that balcony didnt even naa it was there. and in this weather, it's like a balmy night in Mykonos... Got the lads on to Kirin, they all agreed with me, best lager they've ever had. Absolutely wonderful stuff. Only place that sells it up here The Forth. Only thing that spoiled it was random nobheads upstairs who were singing Munich songs and Geordie Allowetta.

See when I was in Belfast I thought it was a cheap night out. See the blokes, all ugly cunts, but the women, I've never been anywhere where I've seen as many slim beautiful women as that neet club in the Oddessy like ever. I wasn't on nowt neither in case you ask, all night just everyone was lush, really friendly too. You get plenty lasses over here who are stunners but well up themselves, over there god, if Newcastle didn't exist and the IRA piped down Belfast would be a good place to live imo. In the Odyssey seriously? honestly i wouldn't go near anywhere in that place even if i'd been told there was a free bar on the go, generally the only two places in there are The Beach Club and The Box, ones filled with orange skinned millies and the other is the under-age college type place(kevins). Next time you're over goto the cathedral quarter, much better craic, and loads of nice wee bars like the duke of york and the spaniard etc. Aye was 2004 I was there, you like walk over a bridge and its a big entertainment complex, there was a club in there, it was excellent. I don't usually like clubbing but was a mint neet there.

The reason it crumbled was Alan Smith came on. Give him £2m to go away. I tell you what the most gutted people of all will be the fuckin cleaners. I bet they'd barely put the yellow pages down ringing Thomas Cook about that all inclusive in Turkey.