McFaul

Same reason you have a hair cut that's more Craggy Island than Jersey Island. We're normal, and don't want to look 40 when am 35, which is what happens to mugs who go on sunbeds too often. Skins all fucked up.

He's the only one I wouldn't love to knock out, but even then right, why jump in to a fight that's got fuck all to do with you because of some paranoid kid on about people giving him wanker signs. Yeez with no pride in Newcastle will love this, those of us that don't like being presented like this on GLOBAL TELLY, are cringing like fuck. Just vile. Like the fat slags in the viz, without being fat, and the lads are even worse.

Glad I'm from Durham tbh Who painted that kids T Shirt on!? Hold on. Nen of these are from gods town mate. Rarely I try to be snobby, but these kids are fuckin vile.

Its been on 10 minutes, and is in the top 3 most cringeworthy things I've ever seen in my life. Absolute CUNNNNTSS am not apologisin. The whole country is thinking what a total set of mugs, and half them are fuckin mackem. The most mackem lass is also the most mingin which is a bold statement. "Probl-eas" is one of my most hated mackem sayings by the way.

Absolutely spot on, after years of tradition. Once Bilbao sold out too, they were the last two, sadder that Bilbao did to be honest, because that red and white shirt is like the symbol of a country.

AON tbh If you met me you wouldn't think I was that fat a cunt tbh, am just a big fucka who needs to lose a stone and a half, anyway am Rocky according to Tom, although I think he meant Rocky in Rocky 6 rather than the first one.

In what way? They have one of the most humble managers/group of players around. Their players are mostly complete wanks. The arrogance that oozes from them pisses me right off. Cheating bastards too> Messi probably is the most likeable of them and even today he's on about Hernandez and Rooney BEING GOOD ENOUGH for Barcelona or Real. If they're good enough for Man Utd they're good enough for both of them. Man Utd still imo have more global appeal. Also the UNICEF look at us, aren't we saviours of the world pish. They're worse than Liverpool for wanting to be liked. The Fabregas tapping up which was so open it was scandalous further highlight the arrogance that goes from president down to paella seller. Ferguson's the worst when it comes to tapping players up man. I don't understand your statement saying if they're good enough for Man Utd then they're good enough for both of them. Surely that all depends on the ability of the each club's squads at the time? For example - in '93 saying Mark Hughes was good enough for Man Utd, does that mean he'd have been good enough to get a game for Barca at the time ahead of Stoitchkov or Romario? Does it fuck. The likes of Messi, Iniesta, Xavi, Puyol, Pique, Villa are all class acts. There's fuck all arrogant about them. Don't let that get in the way of your agenda though. The way it came across to me was there's a standard they expect to upkeep at Barcelona, and you have to be a certain level of player to play for them, when he's on about players who play for the biggest club in the world. That is arrogant. He's either saying that or he's saying Rooney and Hernandez would probably get in the Barca side ahead of Villa, which is debatable. As for Pique he's an absolute bell end no class, like most of them as the incident with the Barca shirt and Fabregas highlighted what a bunch of bell ends he and Puyol are. Puyol couldn't wipe Ferdinand's arse neither, get Rooney one on one with him see what happens. Xavi seems like the type of kid who played Championship Manager when he was a kid by his crack about English football he knows more than most of us, I bet he signed that right back Mark Smith from Bristol Rovers, and Cerno Samba like the rest of us, but again his crack about "Cesc's INEVITABLE transfer to Barca", it's all arrogance. So many examples of it too. At the end of the day Barcelona's history up to 1992 was fuck all to write home about. They've got a lot catching up to do to eclipse the likes of Real, Milan, Liverpool, Bayern etc.. and they need to learn about class. Said it before and I'll say it again Milan 1990 were better than them. I trust you'll be sat there watching it UNICEF enblazoned across your derby Jonny?

When you were gone I had a big very public sensationalised row with Danny Simpson regarding that very subject, which made me vilified by 50% of the toon support at large. I shouldn't have called him a nobhead and at least by the end he acknowledged my stance. is that a piss take like?? It sounds like it should be but somehow I can easily believe it in your case. Nar I had about 600 hate messages on twitter off cunts I didn't even know, and it prompted Lee Ryder to write about criticisms of Simpson from some parties regarding where his allegiances lay ahead of the Man Utd game at home. Newcastle Online all jumped on it too, got called worse than shite, but your older fan, and your younger toon fan all agreed with me. United this United that, like I tried to explain to people, older toon fans wor age and our dads age always referred to us as United, and I dont think I was out of order explaining that to him. By the way Giggs and Rooney playing in this testimonial on SS2, he's taking a fucking risk Fergie in e?!?!

When you were gone I had a big very public sensationalised row with Danny Simpson regarding that very subject, which made me vilified by 50% of the toon support at large. I shouldn't have called him a nobhead and at least by the end he acknowledged my stance.

I think from 1993 to 1998 we had it as well, it made us the 5th richest club in Europe in one of the seasons, but I totally agree. We without doubt were media darlings and were the team on everyones lips. *Prays someone in particular doesn't read my paragraph above*

In what way? They have one of the most humble managers/group of players around. Their players are mostly complete wanks. The arrogance that oozes from them pisses me right off. Cheating bastards too> Messi probably is the most likeable of them and even today he's on about Hernandez and Rooney BEING GOOD ENOUGH for Barcelona or Real. If they're good enough for Man Utd they're good enough for both of them. Man Utd still imo have more global appeal. Also the UNICEF look at us, aren't we saviours of the world pish. They're worse than Liverpool for wanting to be liked. The Fabregas tapping up which was so open it was scandalous further highlight the arrogance that goes from president down to paella seller. How anyone can have a go at them for that, man! Tens of millions of free publicity for that charity. Fair play. If I was Spanish I'm sure I would hate them though, in much the same way I hate Man U. It did as much good for the club as it did for UNICEF, "eeh aren't they canny". So canny aye we'll dee it for 2 years and get a proper sponsor. I hate Barcelona more than Real Madrid. Madrid are more of the attitude look we're total cunts, we know it, so what. Look at this.... Before I go on to my main point about this table. Worth noting toon on live telly more than so called massive Villa and Everton despite the fact we've been midtable plodders, but what has to hurt the most I didn't realise that goal cost us £2.3m. It has though if you work it out. £2.3m is still a lot of money, if we'd have been 9th we've had that extra dough, one shitey goal, chances we had to make it 4-0 too, oh dear. Anyway, what I do like about this is this is that Blackpool get £40m while Man Utd deservedly get £60m. The difference isn't that great, I appreciate they are polls apart in lots of regards but it's a decentish distribution in my view. In Spain, Barca and Real get twice as much as Man Utd and more than half the other teams get about the same amount as League One teams do. That's why there's a chasm developing, and it's a shame because in the last 15 years you've had the likes of Deportivo, Atletico and Valencia (twice) winning it, now the third placed team is 25 points behind.

In what way? They have one of the most humble managers/group of players around. Their players are mostly complete wanks. The arrogance that oozes from them pisses me right off. Cheating bastards too> Messi probably is the most likeable of them and even today he's on about Hernandez and Rooney BEING GOOD ENOUGH for Barcelona or Real. If they're good enough for Man Utd they're good enough for both of them. Man Utd still imo have more global appeal. Also the UNICEF look at us, aren't we saviours of the world pish. They're worse than Liverpool for wanting to be liked. The Fabregas tapping up which was so open it was scandalous further highlight the arrogance that goes from president down to paella seller.

Building our squad with shite is not good business. We have Ameobi, Ranger, Lovenkrands, Best and Kuqi who are all equally as rubbish as each other. Adding another rubbish striker means nowt. 6 shite strikers dont make 1 good one. (I know Kuqi is leaving btw) All rare good points from J69, as is the Danny Graham one. He scores all different kinds of goals too, could be a hit in the Premiership.

If she had a better diet, didn't smoke, didn't drink White Lightening in Pennywell Park every weekend, wasn't mackem didn't live on 4 hours kip a night and didn't look like a charva, she'd probably have an outside chance of looking alright in about 5 or 6 years. . . and av seen bigger tits on a snake tbf . Seen bigger tits in my mirror, when there's just me there.

Cunts

Stevie reporting what the BBC said at 1pm.

If she had a better diet, didn't smoke, didn't drink White Lightening in Pennywell Park every weekend, wasn't mackem didn't live on 4 hours kip a night and didn't look like a charva, she'd probably have an outside chance of looking alright in about 5 or 6 years.

In all seriousness if we'd been a relatively stable club in the Premiership for the last 3 years having spent £70m on players, expecting to come top 10, absolutely delighted to come 1 point above a side who have endured their worst 3 years in two decades, who lost to the likes of Scunthorpe and Derby less than 18 months ago, I'd have to question my sanity. One fucking point and the best about it is, we've got better players than Sunderland. Been a great season for us, really, really good. Only Man Utd have scored more home goals. We've got more than world class sides like Chelsea, Arsenal and Man City, and if I had've choice between getting 46 or 47 points and I had to take 46 if it meant winning our derby 5-1, and it could've been 10, I think I'd have taken it. Fucking mackems You know how Newcastle-centric they are, if they got in the Champions League they'd be more bothered about goading us than actually celebrating it. I didn't even give Sunderland a second thought from 1990 to 1999.

She ends up getting married to some cunt else though.

Donno what BBC Radio Newcastle would have to gain by lying about it, do you?

All agreed according to sources close to Radio Newcastle. If it means we're not wasting £10m on Cole it might not be a bad thing.

Where did you hear this? a quick google news search and newsnow I can't find anything regarding the Bothroyd transfer. I don't think its such a bad signing on a free, as long as he isn't who we're expecting to lead the line next season, Kuqi is useless as expected and I don't think we'll see much more from Lovenkrands! Been all over Radio Newcastle, and sources in Wales too.

Look at like this. Is he better than any of Stoke's strikers?

Press conference tomorrow. Terms agreed, just medical to sort. This is Andy Carroll's replacement, he's scored 5 in his last 24 CCC games. My god.