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Get in ya fucka 9/1 Game horse that like.

£108 for an hour and a half? Fuckin hell.

Have to say like am massively impressed by Izaguirre lately, could play doon here imo.

Ewerk and Kevin will be pleased.

Now THAT was a beauty. Fantastic goal by Ki.

Aye I might even get that sorted the morra. I know an absolutely mint bloke called Kev Gregg, he's head steward in Level 7, often have a bit crack with him at half time, so I'll get him sorted. He's a grade 1 ref, could ref in the Premiership hypothetically. Your lads will be areet chippin a tenner in aye?

Ran a stinker, I fuckin hate sprints. Every meeting today is all sprints. Had a gan on your tip in the 340 got 9/1.

Aye I'm just reading it now, bi? 342am ffs. I think that means no cos n's next to b and i's next to and it needed a t on the end. We need a proper ref, I know a few but they'd want £20 quid, which is fair enough on a Saturday morning.

June 4th or 11th, give me till Monday and I'll see which date is best for lads. We'll definitely be playing though, and I'm of the opinion we should make it a regular thing over the summer. There'll be nee heed the baals don't worry. Think a sent you a text did about 2s ye get it? Nick yel have to play centre half with me if ye want a game, cos Jay is in nets. I might give ye a half up front but ye welcome to play, you've met 6 or 7 of the kids so ye naa they're canny.

Fuck it. Backed the favourite in the 310 at the Curragh, good rating, won 2 of its last 3 and its got nee weight on, and the rest have shite form - class price 5/2.

Fuckin gutted looks like 2 players sent off as well in the same minute that fucked it. Last gann 20 quid on Schalke Celtic -1 Luton Zaragoza and The Toon for £432.00 I've had a daft 5a on that Tangerine Trees Besty, got 8/1, got the Racing Post here and gets a shite write up like, but it's won its last three.

Nee good. It's too short notice. Will play in goal in future though.

Some of our staff are German and its variable - some will speak to a colleague in German even if front of you which as you say is quite rude but a lot will speak English as a rule - usually the ones who've lived here for a long time it has to be said. Germans for ye.

Aye, pisses me right off that. A lot of them won't place the money in your hand either and prefer to place it on the counter. I like to try and give their hand a sly stroke accompanied by a cheeky grin, it pisses them right off. I don't mind about them putting the money in your hand, cos some of them wipe their arses with their hands as part of their traditions, but the lazy fuckers, yel spend 20 quid in there and they won't even put your stuff in your bag for you. The local shop I go to, they says "trars" when you're leaving, I explained its ta ra but trars everytime and fucking have Asian films on every time you go in on the telly beside the counter, with that fucking pathetic cat strangling singing, I refuse to believe they enjoy it.

that is actually quality.

A big gripe of mine is Asian shop keepers, mentioned this before, who can speak better English than most of the customers in their shop who speak Hurdu when there's just three of you there. They could be saying anything. It is rude I don't care how you look at it. Cue Renton and the HF saying what about English in Spain blah blah...

is that still open? They had a cracking sunday league team them for years. Did you ever go in The Scrogg Alex? I've been in every rough bar in the West End of Newcastle, some in Gateshead, Sunderland, Blaydon, Ryton and Winlaton too, and I'm telling you now that is the roughest bar I've ever seen in my life. The manageress literally had four teeth and three o them were black. Domino card being passed round for tac (only seen that before in the Whin Dyke), and the only reason we didn't get our heeds kicked in cos my mate was waiting for his pal to drop some cowies off. Then we had to walk to Walker Road via this kids flat. Fuck me, them were the days No idea if it's still open like. I was last in there about 10 years ago (maybe more). If they know you, you're alright. And I've never been in The Scrogg but I used to go past it in the car every week on the way to my Gran's. Me and a lad at school (who also had Walker family) used to laugh about it as even the name sounds rough. I've been in The Lord Nelson for a pint with my (now deceased) Grandad. Fuck me He was totally oblivious as to how rough it was (mainly due to being short of lamp oil) but he thought it was canny because it was so cheap. I donno where the Lord Nelson is, but the Lord Clyde at Byker would be up there in the top 10 worst bars I've ever been in. When I was a bairn Shields Road was mint Parish's felt like Buckingham Palace and speaking to me uncles the bars were excellent too, now it's just a pure bamps paradise. The Raby ffs. It's just horrific, again maybe 9 or 10 years since I was there but fuck me. Seems a lot of us have Walker origins on here like, all the proper geordies have Walker blood. Aye the name "The Scrogg" it just sounds rough as fuck, I used to think the same about "The Deckham" in Gateshead too although never went in there.

is that still open? They had a cracking sunday league team them for years. Did you ever go in The Scrogg Alex? I've been in every rough bar in the West End of Newcastle, some in Gateshead, Sunderland, Blaydon, Ryton and Winlaton too, and I'm telling you now that is the roughest bar I've ever seen in my life. The manageress literally had four teeth and three o them were black. Domino card being passed round for tac (only seen that before in the Whin Dyke), and the only reason we didn't get our heeds kicked in cos my mate was waiting for his pal to drop some cowies off. Then we had to walk to Walker Road via this kids flat. Fuck me, them were the days

taak aboot dregs of society, and I say that with Walker blood swishing through my veins. Very poormans Buffs, where they have some type of Norwegian. Me mother n fatha had their wedding do in The Turbinia never been in, but it reminds me of Oz for some reason.

Good effort I've had a gann. We've got a scout called Graham Carr from Kent, from Kent He's got a famous funny son, he's bent, he's bent He found Tiote and Ben Ar He's the first cunt at the bar Newcastle's chief scout, Super Graham Carr nanananannananannanaaaaa Class chant about a scout haha, that would be great Don’t think there's an English team using a chant for a scount? A so called friend of mines comment on it "loughas78 @Leazeslad are you drunk?? about 1 hour ago via Panoramic moTweets in reply to Leazeslad"

I'll ring him at 4 if he hasnt responded to me text.

I tend to tip in inverse porportion to the quantity/inaneness of the conversation. I generally round up to a quid. So if it's £8.20 I'll give him/her 9s. If I'm fuckin mortal and spackered off my face, I do some stupid things like pay £20 on a £13 fare done that loads of times. Billy Big Bollocks tbh. Well more like nobhead the next day like. If they are very good crack they might get £8.20 rounded up to a 10a though. There's a lass works for LA Taxi's she's like Jo Brand tremendous crack, same size as her too like, but enjoyable crack for 20 mins, and that's all ye want or nothing. The ones that talk about football oh dear. "Aye I remember that Brazilian Dalgish signed Tino aye, hattrick against Real Madrid aryyyyyyye" fuckin pipe down. Loads of them like that mind.

I hated it when I first saw it, and I think it's even worse seeing the players with it on. See the players in a line all signing shirts, if I was one of the kids, I'd gan "not yee" when I got to Smith, like Bridge with John Terry.

Am workin on it. He was on neet shift last neet, gets in at 630 and he's still asleep. He's a good keeper like, he was in goal when you played for me. Fat cunt noo like but he's still very good.

Ye can ring its nee bother. 90 minute games like? I'd rather play tbh. I absolutely love it there, its the big astroturf pitch aye? First time I played there I scored five, then we all piled in the Euro 96 beer festival on a Saturday lunch time for the rest of the day on the brewery site. Jack Charlton's son played, he had a big range rover, he was fuckin pish, seemed a good bloke though.