McFaul

I'd rather he spent it on increasing our scouting options tbh.

You can't put all lasses in the same bracket some are quite funny and interesting you know However, I know the type of lass you're on about in the work place. I used to work with this lass called Christine who was from down the coast right, and every day I'd have a bet on with the lad opposite me by what time she'd mention her weight watchers points. As the weeks and months went by my spread bet was down to like 10 past 9, and we'd like start at 9am. Oh dear bless her. Was a canny lass actually just boring, she had a massive arse too but would wear proper tight pants. I'm familiar with all of these pathetic diets thanks to the herd of hippos in my office. The latest one that made me laugh was some woman partaking in the strawberry diet, whereby she literally ate only strawberries for a given period of time. Everyone was consoling her come the end of it after she'd ended up gaining a couple of pounds. I guess no one bothered to mention anything about water retention to her - I know I fucking didn't. Herd of hippos. It's interesting I find that hippo's as you refer to them more often than not who have pals who are fat as fuck too, so it seems that little bit more ok. They shouldn't get themselves more than 2 stone overweight anyway. I can never get my head round it. I drink plenty, and don't cut back on food, and I go a stone to 2st overweight quite often, but once I hit 16st, I lose it again because you can't do anything as a fat bastard. Your agility goes and that's nee good for many things, you can't run properly, you lose half your football ability, and ye don't look good, unless your Nigella Lawson or Makosi like. I just can't get me head round these people who are like 18/19/20st. I know how they get there but it would be a matter of pride for me like. The strawberry diet, never heard of that one like.

Gene is that yee in the pic? Ye could dee with a haircut.

Haha ya cheeky fiend. If it's June 11th when we play I'll be down to 14 11 which isnt far off me perfect weight cos ye naa am a big cunt. Emphasis on cunt. Nen of them are remotely fat apart from Jay who has went well past me, drinks like a fish. This is my last drink till July this now like today.

Same as Sunday really, but not hungover. Last few months have been some of the best for years, for loads of reasons, the day is coming (well in about 10 years like) where am as rich as CT. I'll have to reach Branson first before I get to CT like. Going on two hols this year, but I tell you what it is, I'm gutted the season is over on Sunday. GUTTED. Nee WC or EC neither. However may have a ticket for the CL Final yet it's not a freebie though, I find out on Monday. As long as your getting thinner while your getting richer. A bets a bet. Proper fat bastard to be honest. This is me this mornin after 3 hours kip, look like a fat charva 15 11 I still am face is getting chubby, we should re negotiate imo, June 15 is a fair target.

Definitely. Tony Adams was better than Terry too.

errr aye Was in town till 3am, didnt get to sleep till about 6, too old for this pish noo like. Woodgate was top top class why do you think he wasn't? I agree mate,just when you said he was as good as Moore Woodgate was many things but not a thief I only watched that thing about Colombia and Moore last week. Sneaky cunts eh? Me nana used to say never trust a mackem or foreigners. Well she didn't to be honest but if she had have done she'd have been reet.

errr aye Was in town till 3am, didnt get to sleep till about 6, too old for this pish noo like. Woodgate was top top class why do you think he wasn't?

Are ye on the Don Reeve Nar recovering from a late night of debauchery last neet mate. Woodgate as a defender was flawless. Rio Ferdinand was better than someone like Tony Adams, and between Adams and Bobby Moore, who was a truly world class English defender. Ask any Leeds fan who was better Woody or Rio they'll tell you. He should've been an all time great. Where were you last night like? Nosey cunt aren't ye

Are ye on the Don Reeve Nar recovering from a late night of debauchery last neet mate. Woodgate as a defender was flawless. Rio Ferdinand was better than someone like Tony Adams, and between Adams and Bobby Moore, who was a truly world class English defender. Ask any Leeds fan who was better Woody or Rio they'll tell you. He should've been an all time great.

Best defender the club has ever had. Would've been regarded as good as Bobby Moore if he had a normal career without the injuries imo. Yes, he was that good. Good lad too.

What with a haircut like that, you look like a choirboy.....on Craggy Island.

Stinks of an inferiority complex tbh Ye naa what yee are?

I hope me chinkies gets here before it happens.

You know what it is about this board, it gets so much stick off other toon mb's, they think we're all stuck up posh cunts who talk about Garden Centres and Endowment Policies. However, I can honestly say I can't think of one charva on here. There's a few retired charva's I'd say but it's good to see.

Get in well done AFC Wimbledon much welcome back in the football league

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/console/bbc_london Wimbledon v Luton going to pens. Come on you Dons. Arguably the biggest disgrace in English football history what happened to Wimbledon. No one liked them when they were in the top flight, but what MK Dons did bordered on criminal. Imagine a team from Harrogate buying the Newcastle United franchise and supporters being expected to watch games there, cos that's what the cheeky twats expected dons fans to do. Well they're back if they win this, I had a bet on Luton but fuck them it's lost. After 8 years any proper football fan would wish Wimbledon well, lets hope they can do it, going to pens in 2 mins.

Backed Malaga like @12/5

Credit where it's due Celtic are a decent side. They pass the ball about lovely.

Jeer napped in the Racing Post 525 at York. Apostle looks a good thing in the next too. Really does. Best horse by a mile.

Anyone got a decent link for the Conference Play Off Final by the way?

You can't put all lasses in the same bracket some are quite funny and interesting you know However, I know the type of lass you're on about in the work place. I used to work with this lass called Christine who was from down the coast right, and every day I'd have a bet on with the lad opposite me by what time she'd mention her weight watchers points. As the weeks and months went by my spread bet was down to like 10 past 9, and we'd like start at 9am. Oh dear bless her. Was a canny lass actually just boring, she had a massive arse too but would wear proper tight pants.

Has he got any more tips? Aye he had Manaaber 400 Haydock, I'm gonna have a look. ah that was for yesterday oh dear,

Has he got any more tips? Aye he had Manaaber 400 Haydock, I'm gonna have a look.