McFaul

You were boring when you came out your mothers minge, and when you get burned or go in a grave nothing will have changed over the years.

It's the best thing the ugly pricks ever done. Just shows even the likes of The Fish could get on telly, its nowt to do with looks. Basically he was a cheeky cunt who could present. Mind Chris Evans trying to be funny won't be much better.

erm 7 words?

Your results17 out of a possible 20 Very fine effort. You're the Franz Beckenbauer of quizzes

Well they'd save money buying a season ticket in the Gallowgate and Leazes OVERALL than not doing so. On top of the ticket price, the arsehole has non season ticket holders paying £35 to be members before they can buy now too.

You do but it hammers your point for Gallowgate and Leazes. The East Stand even for Liverpool and Sunderland is the closest, its more or less level, but other parts of the ground aren't.

So I don't understand why there's even a comparison. £553 against £614, aye and?

You do produce good stuff but I wasn't particularly referring to you. Also as I said 17 games against 19 games kills you argument for overall cost over a season. My point was The Mag in general is better off used as bog roll these days compared to the past.

Your £530 includes the balances of 17 games, the other is 19 games.

Moving on from that arsehole, I have to say when The Mag came out in 1989 it was absolutely brilliant. Funny, interesting, full of bad language, it was exactly how a fanzine should be. 26 years later it is full from cover to cover with people who have never been funny in their lives, statisticians who are happier with calculators than getting sucked off because they're so boring, people who can write 25 paragraphs without one amusing line, people who don't have a clue about football. What a waste of time. It won't last long I'm pretty sure.

Absolutely pathetic. Ugly cunt too he is.

See where he is this time next year.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3011776/Are-Manchester-United-Liverpool-Arsenal-Chelsea-biggest-club-Sportsmail-s-study-finally-settles-football-s-great-debate.html?ITO=1490&ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490 Quite comfortably the most pathetic article in football history. How are the mackems better supported than us, can someone explain please.

I'm sick of my sleeping pattern and its not wor lasses fault. I'm fucked by 10 usually, sleep then, wake up for a piss at 1, wake up again 330, then till 6 I'm half a kip but not fully. Fuckin sick of it, I'm ganna sign some sleeping tablets up today.

He'll be calling cunts flamin gallahs and rotten mongrels before you know it.

I agree but even if you don't know him, you work it out by knowing the other three players career path.

Had a fish n chips at dinner time for £6.10, made the tongue have orgasms. Salad the neet with a little slice of turkey.

Well for the second year running I won't be buying a season ticket. I hate Ashley so much, it won't disappear when he's not here, he's completely ruined the persona of NUFC beyond belief. We've went from arguably being Britain's most interesting club, to more plastic than 90% of fuckin vibrators. I wonder what he does of a night time Ashley. £4bn in the bank. I guarantee there's £2,000 an hour boilers flown in from California and Japan, fuckin fat cunt I hate you!

I was present at the next game, sunny as fuck before the game, 2-0 up after 5 minutes and John Hendrie missed an open goal after 6, anyway it ended 2-2 and we went on to get relegated. Gazza got more abuse in that game than anyone has ever received in football history.

Piece of piss. Your results15 out of a possible 15 Superb effort.

Stone the crows. Leave the aborigine's alone as well.

No idea why Neymar is dressed like he's in the Nazi SS. Nee good more like.

This is doing my nut in now. 3C above its March record. I accept we're fucked. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-32028178

I think the whole country are thinking aye I bet Newcastle fans wish they'd shut the fuck up about Pardew. NO NO NO! We had one decent season under him, decent spells in one or two, but generally utterly shit. The worst thing was even when we were winning, the football wasn't great. When we came 5th the football wasn't great, and 80% of the time it was boring or total pish. Personally I'm delighted he's gone, Carver went to my school, but he's not a football manager well certainly not under a horrific owner who deserves a helicopter crash.

Well he's from somewhere like Lincoln, which is 60 years behind most places, he goes to London lives on his own and his colleagues are wanks. I'd be a miserable cunt too.