McFaul

Having half a heed might make me a thick cunt, but never in my life have I pretended to be some cunt else. FFS. Do you sit in the Milburn by any chance???

Shut up and put some clean yfronts on you mackem cunt.

I would've had McClaren not so long ago, but the whole episode with Derby and saying he didn't want to manage us, well he can please himself. I have a feeling Carver won't be going anywhere, we'll find out tomorrow perhaps.

Some of the Carver patter is sooooooo close to home when some people used to get mortal.

You might be right because my memory is so poor at the moment, but could you show me the written evidence of that from 2009?

He wanted £100m for it here, granted he didn't get it, but he was prepared to write off much of it. I just hope he dies and that's it me. Sunday win or lose is my last visit till he's gone. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1222962/Charles-Sale-Newcastle-owner-Mike-Ashley-dithers-80m-sale-Barry-Moat.html

I was just thinking I was 5 months old the first time we were relegated in my life time 11 when selling top players to build a stand, coupled with replacing them with shite had us relegated. 31 when Ashley fucked it up all by himself with 4 managers in a season. and finally 37 during this load of wank..... It actually beggars belief. Now I know I'm a deluded cunt when it comes to NUFC, but this club should have far far more going for it than Everton, at the very least equal of Tottenham, yet the club who's support hasn't changed at all for over 20 years, embarrassing all bar Man Utd and Arsenal really, is one game away from being relegated for the fourth time in my life time. I'm in my 30's, I'm no cripple in my 60's, I'm no misery in my 50's, I'm no whingey 5ft6 14st odd ball in my late 40's, and I have seen the club with, without doubt one of THE greatest supports in Europe potentially relegated four times. We are a cursed club. The only club to get a billionaire who is a total cunt. Europe's 10th best supported club this season. A club who are mismanaged from top to bottom, STILL making more money than every club in the world other than 18 European clubs. The GALLOWGATE. Gypsies were murdered there, and they put curses on the ground, that's the word of old, and fuck me they're working.

I was so proud in a way that someone from my old school was managing NUFC. Nothing short of embarrassed now. John Charva more like, he's thick as fuck. I guarantee if he hadn't have fluked it in to football he'd be drinking 10 pints a day in Cruddas Park.

I would take anything to get rid of Ashley. If we go down this season, it'll be easy to take. In 1989 when I was 11, tears flowed, in 2009 I was in the Holte End at Villa Park and it was my worst day of football ever. This year I think any possible thing that would get rid of the fattest cunt in world sport, I'd take on the chin. I'd rather have someone new in the Championship for a year or two than anything involving a man who is little more than greedy carefree scum.

Nar mate because that's me after 2 ciders.

If anyone wants FM2015 for nothing (as long as you're not a wank) PM me your address and I'll send it. It was the first one I bought for 4 years, and with my present state just haven't got the patience or lust for it.

Absolutely gagging for a holiday, but this year (depending on where we go) travel to most places is going to cost me 600 quid just in insurance, next year it goes down, but 600 quid insurance for Cyprus. Think Skegness or Ayr Butlins in a caravan looks the best option ffs.

Had a terrible seat yesterday, but what I could see, we had some canny spells and we played OK by our shit standards. I thought Anita was very good, he hardly gave the ball away once and he didn't get any abuse from the crowd after his comments. We were marginally the better side against a team that deservedly beat Man Utd last week. My main concern is the last game of the season....Hull v Man Utd. History repeating itself, losing at Villa was one thing, but imagine being relegated in front of Fat Sam.

The Toon considered a more important global city than Liverpool. Fuckin right n'all. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_city

You're right we did have black and white on at Wembley. Defo the grey shirt at Joker though, we won 2-1 after being 0-1 doon. Aye Beardsley was away by the Mercantile Credit Classic, we put Liverpool oot then lost 2-0 to friggin Tranmere.

Good lad. My hero, still love him even after his Ashley arselicking. That top was either worn at Wembley or Roker Park imo

16st11 heaviest I've ever been, nowt I can do neither until my chemo ends in December, not allowed to train, and they're pleased I'm putting weight on rather than losing it. 90% of people lose weight on this chemo a lot of the time dangerours amounts, not me it makes me even hungrier with no running or gym work allowed. I'm a right fat cunt.

This was my first toon strip

They're actually selling them now, in their little office in Team Valley. Fuckin murder to find the place though.

Nee good for the moobs on me at the minute though. Nice though I agree the 74 one.

FFS That was Ian Rush's very shirt, he was number 10 too. Mind when he signed back at Liverpool he said, "the thing I hated about living over there is that it was like living in a foreign country."

I absolutely love something I've just bought today. Nearly 50 quid, but the last football shirt I will ever buy. It feels a lot like nylon because it's so tough but it's some kind of cotton. A really good buy, remembering our genuinely last golden spell in football. So long ago me dad who's just died was only 9 when we got the third FA Cup in 4 years.

I've been to over 700 games, I'd say 300 of them have been shit, 40 hideous, maybe 6 beyond hideous and yesterday's game was beyond hideous. Horrific beyond belief. We've lost 6-0 to the likes of Man Utd and Liverpool, I remember being at Highbury for a 5-0 when shit Ray Parlour got a hattrick, but these are top sides with some world class players, this was Leicester City a side who were 17 points behind us 6 weeks ago. Carver is THE worst manager we've ever had, anyone would've done better than this surely. If you put Gemmill, Meenzer, even Monkeys Fist in charge, they'd achieve more than this wank has. He's an embarrassment to my school.

Too old for that pish now. 37 year old men in football tops look like cunts who belong in West Midlands high rises.

Fourth most popular bet of all sports and life in general. That's Mike's good work for you. Seven defeats in a row, eleven losses in 14 of our West End geordie boys managerial reign. Thanks Mike. Hope some Russian sends you what Litvinenko had.