McFaul

I think being a whingey bugger 90% of people on here will be aware of this, but I had an operation on a huge brain tumour in August. The initial period after was awful and I was back in hospital twice, largely down to drinking. It's 6 months ago now I have a wide range of tablets to sort me out, and it works apart from the week I have me 20 chemo tablets which is this week in a 1 week in 4 carry on. Absolutely fucks your memory. There's 4 levels of seriousness with brain tumours and cancer in general, if it's a 4 - you're dead. Mine is a 3, apparently 50% die within 5 years and the tumour reappears 2-5 years. I'll never give up, and I have an outstanding chance of living a full life, just got to remain positive. I still look alright, I would if I was a lass, I still hate Ashley, I still love NUFC despite jacking my season ticket and can still be a loving and passionate cheeky c. That's all that counts.

Thanks a lot Alex, I've always had respect for you as an "elder" and a canny bloke ;-) .

Cheers both. I'm completely fucked this week. My memory lasts 30 seconds because its my chemo week with about 14 other tablets. I'm no depressed or owt, just a complete spakka this week. Roll on Saturday when its done.

Odd question this but I hate the thought of my mail with account numbers on being in some rubbish tip with it showing. All the mail I've got its possible. My question is, is there a public shredder? Somewhere I can get rid of all my shit safely?

Premier League aside, virtually a full football programme tonight, the mackems playing QPR at the SOS. Look at this record from Queens Park Rangers away from home - P11 W0 D0 L11 F6 A27. That weren't faakin Harry's fault he were gettin "bored" of it. What a dickhead. Vital he never comes up here, THE worst away record a club can have, yet even so the mackems are so shit QPR might get their first point.

There's no chance Ashley will leave now. I know what I want to happen to him. £100m the rock bottom amount purely off telly. Wish it was 1990 again me for football and NUFC, in more ways than one.

Is he still alive? Surely it's impossible to walk the streets alive and well at 46 years of age with 23 stone in weight? I'll catch the fat bastard up if I don't go to the gym soon mind, 15st 13 I was at the hospital the other day.

Hey I've followed through twice in my life! Not many can say it's that few times for them.

Started the biggest dose of chemo I've ever had today, 4 chemo tablets and I feel iffy already. 7 sets of tablets in total. They've given me this stuff that prevents me from shitting myself too. Anyway 9 months and counting, although my latest scan is March 3rd to find out if my tumour is reappearing.

Well keep up the good work if you were stone cold sober last night. Your liver and kidneys need looking after 32. You think I'm a bad person, that is great, I think you're the biggest wank on the internet who I've come across and you can go back years on here when I said the same thing. You're a bell end of extreme arrogance and I invite you to be as cheeky as you are on here to my face if you ever make your first visit to St James'. I think I'm going back to 2007 when I first signed on here when I thought who the fuck is this cheeky Irish non-event, especially talking about football. Anyway good lad.

The financial side of it is fine if we're actually using it to sign top players with. I'd love to write something about the toon that isn't depressing, but we are just the most average club on earth, when it is obvious the 13th best supported club in Europe last year as well being the world's 19th richest club, just don't want a go. Hatred of people isn't good, you should try and like people, but with Ashley it's a deep hatred from me.

With a large portion of the left side of my brain gone, drinking is something I still enjoy but not to the extent I used to. I used to binge drink for most of my adult life like a lot of geordies. When I collapsed I was watching the toon with wor lass funny enough in the pub, a 3-3 draw with Palace, woke up in hospital. I'd had 12 pints the night before and collapsed in the pub after one. My memory during radiotherapy and chemotherapy is completely fucked, so drinking ridiculous amounts again is a waste of time and makes me even worse.

Aye Kat, one pint to celebrate getting out of the RVI after 5 or 6 days. September was my worst month, because I went back to drinking how I used to. I collapsed twice. Since then I've went weeks without drink, and had 5 pints when I've turned out with half my brain being taken away. Still I'm the perfect person to abuse.

Well rather than discuss this over the phone we should do it in person. Alternatively I'm going to sleep now this is late for me anyway, but I have a hospital visit to the Sir Bobby Foundation 9am at the Freeman, for my third bout of chemotherapy tomorrow. You can ring me on the way there, if your hangover doesn't interfere with what time you get up. I don't like you. You're the most arrogant person on here by some distance, when quite clearly you'd be a shaking mess in person, which is obviously something I'll never see. People don't mind arrogance when the person has something to be arrogant about but you clearly have alcoholic problems. I've had about 30 pints of beer in about 4 month, and no whisky you should try it. Drunken messages at 159am on football messages highlight the depression, and I suggest you get some prozac down you, and I'll continue beating my cancer.

He's a wank. I'd love to meet him.

That's it. 23 years I had my season ticket till May 2014 and it's the best thing I've done in years chucking it while Mr Blobby owns this club.

An incredibly wank first half. It's like as a bairn in the 80s I looked at teams like Watford, Coventry and Sheff Wed as irritating cunts, because the league was stuck with them for so long and they were genuinely boring as fuck. Well truly now Newcastle United are boring as fuck. Our style of play, our transfer outlook, our owner, our future, we should wear fucking brown. Desperate game where we lack creativity and prove conclusively that in no way shape or form are we are a better side than STOKE CITY and SWANSEA CITY. We're going to come 11th and Mike will be happy.

Am bet365 mental to be honest, and I've had a canny neet. Bet365 offer bets on literally everything. Vietnamese Second Division games in running, not even taking the piss. Canny neet the neet mind for some people..... I needed an 88th minute pen off the Bolivians like, but they got it.

Pleased Shawcross is fucked. He is the rock of their defence, and although he doesn't score many Walters is a beast and he's injured too. We'll win today, pretty sure of it, hope so anyway.

Charley can pipe down. That's me dads name.

What was the thread where your man posted so many pics of Bob Stokoe?

Aye apologies pet. We want a big hoose though and if I was working we'd get what we wanted. Anyway having a large amount of my brain removed in August has done fuck all for my lack of sensitivity.

Well I hope she has a lot longer. You get told the worst, they said potentially 2 for me, but potentially 40 too. Either way 2 or 40 I doubt I'll see my club win a trophy.

Michael Laudrup did absolutely fuck all wrong at Swansea, in fact I think he did well, I'd love his style of play here.

My hairs growing back for the first time in 6 months. Fuck knows how I've kept away from total depression, wor lass has been amazing, but fuck me my hair situation was killing me, and now it's deciding fuck it I'll grow back. Over the moon.