McFaul

Posted this before on here, a few years ago, felt like posting it again, because it remains my favourite thing on youtube.

Who cares what a bunch of racists think.

She's not a proper mackem anyway. French surname. Not her real name though. Its Gofton- doesnt sound as good Lauren Gofton. Can see why she changed it Gofton, Lauren Gofton - sounds like she's from some god forsaken Yorkshire town that has one pub, and it only sells John Smiths.

Snow fuckin Patrol pmsl oh dear

Now I'm worried!!! The thirty somethings are debating 80s music on Twitter

She's not a proper mackem anyway. French surname.

Who's Lauren? Presents the odd music type show now, I'm sure she was from an all girl band from sunderland, someone on here will know...probably meenzer. Ah aye I know who you mean now, she comes across as really canny for a mackem too. Watered down accent, small breasts though.

This is just knowledge and in no way is a defence of the place before you start: The Toy Dolls, Dave Stewart (Eurythymics) and The Futureheads Well we aal KNAA where you went to school. That's all I'll say.

Who's Lauren?

You'd have to be black to pull this one off tbh. The Younaatid fans might not think so, and I could hardly have Big River on or House of the Rising Sun, they just wouldn't go. We're a pretty pish music town. Blasphemy! Compared to Liverpool, Glasgow and Manchester, we're absolutely shite historically music wise. Better than Sunderland though, to my knowledge that dance artist from the 90's "Olive" is the only music of note from Wearside and them mugs who sung John Kettley is the weatherman.

What I would do would make killer Kilcline wince. Did ye ever hear that story, from about 92. Keegan took them to Cyprus for a few beers and some training, team bonding etc.. Killer had this massive pony tale as ye naa. He woke up one morning and someone had cut it off. Apparently he turned in to the hulk smashing everything up interrogating people. Serious business this long hair lark.

If someone cut your hair when you were asleep would you go all Brian Kilcline on them?

He looks amazing. Best foreign centre half in the Prem in years he'll prove to be skill on him is like a top class play maker. Who would walk the streets with that haircut though? Well other than Tom? FFS. Quality on the ball, the way he did Dzeko today nipping the ball past him and then launching an attack was mint. Am sure the last time i watched him Ancelotti played him at right back. Could be wrong but he is well suited to that role next to someone like Terry. He looks like he'd be comfortable anywhere on the pitch. Complete footballer. First game I saw him at Fulham he did an overhead kick from near the corner flag as good as any cross, I knew he was something special then. Tell you what though I'm not convinced by Dzeko yet for £26m like.

Terrible day betting £190 down today. Thought I'd round it up to £200 so stuck the final tenner on: Sevilla 3 or more corners first half Porto -2 Napoli Marseille Get £230 back which would be a salvage operation of epic proportions.

He looks amazing. Best foreign centre half in the Prem in years he'll prove to be skill on him is like a top class play maker. Who would walk the streets with that haircut though? Well other than Tom? FFS.

Your roots you from Glasgow originally like?

What a fuckin great save by Forster. Celtic are a better side than these but they can't seem to get going, atmosphere's a bit flat too for a cup final. Kevin how many clubs do you support?

862 virgin media FFS I've been watching on the laptop. Cheers.

The BBC are streaming the Scottish League Cup Final, Celtic and Rangers. 1-1 at the minute absolute quality game believe it or not. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/9024658.stm