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She's not a proper mackem anyway. French surname.

Who's Lauren? Presents the odd music type show now, I'm sure she was from an all girl band from sunderland, someone on here will know...probably meenzer. Ah aye I know who you mean now, she comes across as really canny for a mackem too. Watered down accent, small breasts though.

This is just knowledge and in no way is a defence of the place before you start: The Toy Dolls, Dave Stewart (Eurythymics) and The Futureheads Well we aal KNAA where you went to school. That's all I'll say.

Who's Lauren?

You'd have to be black to pull this one off tbh. The Younaatid fans might not think so, and I could hardly have Big River on or House of the Rising Sun, they just wouldn't go. We're a pretty pish music town. Blasphemy! Compared to Liverpool, Glasgow and Manchester, we're absolutely shite historically music wise. Better than Sunderland though, to my knowledge that dance artist from the 90's "Olive" is the only music of note from Wearside and them mugs who sung John Kettley is the weatherman.

What I would do would make killer Kilcline wince. Did ye ever hear that story, from about 92. Keegan took them to Cyprus for a few beers and some training, team bonding etc.. Killer had this massive pony tale as ye naa. He woke up one morning and someone had cut it off. Apparently he turned in to the hulk smashing everything up interrogating people. Serious business this long hair lark.

If someone cut your hair when you were asleep would you go all Brian Kilcline on them?

He looks amazing. Best foreign centre half in the Prem in years he'll prove to be skill on him is like a top class play maker. Who would walk the streets with that haircut though? Well other than Tom? FFS. Quality on the ball, the way he did Dzeko today nipping the ball past him and then launching an attack was mint. Am sure the last time i watched him Ancelotti played him at right back. Could be wrong but he is well suited to that role next to someone like Terry. He looks like he'd be comfortable anywhere on the pitch. Complete footballer. First game I saw him at Fulham he did an overhead kick from near the corner flag as good as any cross, I knew he was something special then. Tell you what though I'm not convinced by Dzeko yet for £26m like.

Terrible day betting £190 down today. Thought I'd round it up to £200 so stuck the final tenner on: Sevilla 3 or more corners first half Porto -2 Napoli Marseille Get £230 back which would be a salvage operation of epic proportions.

He looks amazing. Best foreign centre half in the Prem in years he'll prove to be skill on him is like a top class play maker. Who would walk the streets with that haircut though? Well other than Tom? FFS.

Your roots you from Glasgow originally like?

What a fuckin great save by Forster. Celtic are a better side than these but they can't seem to get going, atmosphere's a bit flat too for a cup final. Kevin how many clubs do you support?

862 virgin media FFS I've been watching on the laptop. Cheers.

The BBC are streaming the Scottish League Cup Final, Celtic and Rangers. 1-1 at the minute absolute quality game believe it or not. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/9024658.stm

Quite a big game that one on 10th April now. If they don't beat us Stoke, and Wigan they're gone, it's that simple. I would absolute revel in it me having seen first hand the May 2009 crack.

I would love it if Villa got relegated, and I tell you what it is, they just might. Barclays Premier League Everton v Aston Villa, 15:00 Sunday, 10 April 2011 Barclays Premier League Aston Villa v Newcastle, 16:00 Saturday, 16 April 2011 Barclays Premier League West Ham v Aston Villa, 15:00 Saturday, 23 April 2011 Barclays Premier League Aston Villa v Stoke, 15:00 Saturday, 30 April 2011 Barclays Premier League West Brom v Aston Villa, 15:00 Saturday, 7 May 2011 Barclays Premier League Aston Villa v Wigan, 15:00 Saturday, 14 May 2011 Barclays Premier League Arsenal v Aston Villa, 15:00 Sunday, 22 May 2011 Barclays Premier League Aston Villa v Liverpool, 16:00 Could happen, shame their last game isn't as SJP talk about sweet justice if that happened. Imagine what a tool Bent will feel IF they do go down, I tell you what it is, no one is in worse form, one point off the drop zone, some hard games, players hate Houllier and McAllister. It would be glorious.

Don't want to sound like a mug, but I don't think I need additional strength, I'm a big strong cunt I just need weight loss. This BMI is a load of shite as well. No way would I be overweight at 14st, yet this says I would be, just. Now When am finished

Mine is 14st, I'll be happy as fuck if I can just stay 14st forever. Got about 20lbs to lose to get there. Me frame is too big to be under 14st, if I can stay at 14st happy days. I'm targetting the last game of the season to get to 14st.

You'd have to be black to pull this one off tbh. The Younaatid fans might not think so, and I could hardly have Big River on or House of the Rising Sun, they just wouldn't go. We're a pretty pish music town.

In fact mine would be this. With a voice over from Jason Statham, "a Stevie reaction is quite a faakin fing" Imagine having this on when it kicks in at the MEN, 25,000 there, you'd be fuckin buzzin.

Bullet in your head - RATM for me.

Nar Virgin Media don't think VM has BBC Scotland. Think Celtic are absolute certainties @ 6/5 like. Think Lennon has to sit in the stands, after the last OF game.

If yous were professional boxers what would your entrance music be? I always loved Eubanks entrance like, Tina Turner blaring him hurdling the ropes.