McFaul

Quite a big game that one on 10th April now. If they don't beat us Stoke, and Wigan they're gone, it's that simple. I would absolute revel in it me having seen first hand the May 2009 crack.

I would love it if Villa got relegated, and I tell you what it is, they just might. Barclays Premier League Everton v Aston Villa, 15:00 Sunday, 10 April 2011 Barclays Premier League Aston Villa v Newcastle, 16:00 Saturday, 16 April 2011 Barclays Premier League West Ham v Aston Villa, 15:00 Saturday, 23 April 2011 Barclays Premier League Aston Villa v Stoke, 15:00 Saturday, 30 April 2011 Barclays Premier League West Brom v Aston Villa, 15:00 Saturday, 7 May 2011 Barclays Premier League Aston Villa v Wigan, 15:00 Saturday, 14 May 2011 Barclays Premier League Arsenal v Aston Villa, 15:00 Sunday, 22 May 2011 Barclays Premier League Aston Villa v Liverpool, 16:00 Could happen, shame their last game isn't as SJP talk about sweet justice if that happened. Imagine what a tool Bent will feel IF they do go down, I tell you what it is, no one is in worse form, one point off the drop zone, some hard games, players hate Houllier and McAllister. It would be glorious.

Don't want to sound like a mug, but I don't think I need additional strength, I'm a big strong cunt I just need weight loss. This BMI is a load of shite as well. No way would I be overweight at 14st, yet this says I would be, just. Now When am finished

Mine is 14st, I'll be happy as fuck if I can just stay 14st forever. Got about 20lbs to lose to get there. Me frame is too big to be under 14st, if I can stay at 14st happy days. I'm targetting the last game of the season to get to 14st.

You'd have to be black to pull this one off tbh. The Younaatid fans might not think so, and I could hardly have Big River on or House of the Rising Sun, they just wouldn't go. We're a pretty pish music town.

In fact mine would be this. With a voice over from Jason Statham, "a Stevie reaction is quite a faakin fing" Imagine having this on when it kicks in at the MEN, 25,000 there, you'd be fuckin buzzin.

Bullet in your head - RATM for me.

Nar Virgin Media don't think VM has BBC Scotland. Think Celtic are absolute certainties @ 6/5 like. Think Lennon has to sit in the stands, after the last OF game.

If yous were professional boxers what would your entrance music be? I always loved Eubanks entrance like, Tina Turner blaring him hurdling the ropes.

Good lad Quinn. He's fat he's round he's worth a million pound Micky Quinn, Micky Quinn. If Liverpool play like they did the other night I think the mackems will win 2-0, nee Gerrard as well, nee Gerrard, nee good as far as the WP's are concerned. Celtic v Rangers on today at 3pm in the Scottish League Cup Final. Divvint ignore this question people. How do you get BBC Scotland in England? Can you get it online?

Been at the gym for a while now stevie so I'm 11 stone 6 of solid Geordie engineering. Think marky mark when modeling for calvin klein and thats me, just need to add some definition to my six pack. Vor sprung derk We Aye 11 6 right at the lower end of being a middle weight, 6 more pounds and you'd be in Eubank and Benn's bracket. Marky Mark looks like Joey Barton. Funny enough I watched a film with him in just last neet, "The Other Guys", cheesy as fuck, but not the worst film I've ever seen. I still donno how his partner got all them fit birds, fair enough he was a pimp in Uni, but so fuck.

I've said this to you before, and to be fair you agreed, the away support has nose dived vocally over the last 3 to 4 years, and is almost completely different to 10-15 years ago. However, they sounded mint yesterday, it's easy to sing and act like a heed the baal when you're winning away, but 3 and 4-0 down, and all you can hear is the away support well that's tremendous. Reminded me of when we played in Cardiff and we sang YSIFS to Man Utd for 2 minutes 4-1 down, and also West Ham in 91 when they were 4-0 down to Forest in that Semi at Villa Park, and they sang Billy Bonds Claret and Blue Army non stop for an hour. I thought our away support was good at Sunderland this year that was my last away, but it wasn't fantastic, yesterday sounded it.

Craig you know what I hated about 94-96 I was like 16 to 18, you'd be in a club, and Whigfield would come on, "and here's fuckin Whigfield with Satday Neet", and there'd be 200 lasses screams like they'd just won the euro millions. Oh dear.

am 23 now but will I live to see 24 the way things is goin I donno

I know I know but it is appropriate there. I've been on here since 2006, I've probably abused or took the piss out of people 30 or 40 times during that period, so I deserve the piss taking but the policy should be topless photo or pipe down, that includes any ladies taking the piss.

Cunts

Would've liked to be him that day.

You know what bit of self awareness here, I can give it in spade loads but when someone takes the piss out of me I'm setting new world records for dummy spitting. Anyway CT please put a chart up or something to deflect this Jeff Winter crack from peoples memories.

If ever a newly promoted team deserve to stay up its Blackpool. I'm starting to worry for them, they have deserved 45 points to date today a classic example. I'd miss Holloway too.

Two words. Jeff Winter. Three words. Fuckin pipe down. I'm fuck all like him as you'll see if you ever turn out when the TP do next. Jeff Winter I've taken some abuse lately but I think we have a winner there like. To be fair you do look like him a bit! Sorry...... I look fuck all like Jeff Winters I dont even look 30 if you seen me, and if you did, you'd see am just as much like Garth Crooks as I am Jeff fuckin Winters!! haha well in that picture you do I'm afraid, maybes its the hair. In your twitter picture you don't. Is that better? Jeff Winter!!! He's a round little Rangers loving paedo, and arrogant as fuck. Am 6ft3 nearly! Two most offensive things anyone in life have said to me this year are both on this thread and have both been said today haha

Two words. Jeff Winter. Three words. Fuckin pipe down. I'm fuck all like him as you'll see if you ever turn out when the TP do next. Jeff Winter I've taken some abuse lately but I think we have a winner there like. To be fair you do look like him a bit! Sorry...... I look fuck all like Jeff Winters I dont even look 30 if you seen me, and if you did, you'd see am just as much like Garth Crooks as I am Jeff fuckin Winters!!

Two words. Jeff Winter. Three words. Fuckin pipe down. I'm fuck all like him as you'll see if you ever turn out when the TP do next. Jeff Winter I've taken some abuse lately but I think we have a winner there like.

Canny to watch that even though he's a prick.

That's the most offensive thing anyones said to me this year. Take note j69, I told him that he was the future Paul Wyn a few days ago and yet he finds this more offensive. A fitting tribute to how much of a cock you are. The future Paulwyn I couldn't be less like him. You're probably more like him by default, even though you're not. "Barbados B 52/2 against Antigua". The only thing I don't understand about J69 is why he doesn't drink. It's not even a negative thing really, but I was brought up with the philosophy "don't trust a bloke who doesn't drink." I couldn't go a week without a drink tbh.