McFaul

some random called @Ant_M is getting loads of abuse off him the neet. Ant off here is @Ant__M I can't see my real messages for the amounts of tweets tonight off him like. I don't know what the solution is.

some boy isn't he? BMI 25.5 now son

Absolutely correct.

I think he will but they're a disgraceful club, so are Man City and Chelsea. West Ham are as big as those two used to be, disgraceful that a rich foreign owner can pick a club who he wants to do well. 1998 World Rich List - no Man City or QPR, funny that. 1. Manchester United, England - £87.9m 2. Real Madrid, Spain - £72.2m 3. Bayern Munich, Germany - £65.2m 4. Juventus, Italy - £55.3m 5. Newcastle United, England - £49.2m 6. Barcelona, Spain - £48.57m 7. AC Milan, Italy - £48.55m 8. Internazionale, Italy - £48.2m 9. Chelsea, England - £47.5m 10. Liverpool, England - £45.5m 11. Borussia Dortmund, Germany - £41.5m 12. Lazio, Italy - £41.1m 13. Arsenal, England - £40.4m 14. AC Parma, Italy - £33.4m 15. Paris Saint Germain, France - £32.9m 16. Glasgow Rangers, Scotland - £32.5m 17. Aston Villa, England - £31.8m 18. Tottenham Hotspur, England - £31.2m 19. AS Roma, Italy - $30.7m 20. Leeds United, England - £28.3m

"If achievement went on fanbase and support then Newcastle would be one of the three biggest clubs in England." Sir Alex Ferguson said that in January, and it's alright saying that but it's what you have on the pitch that counts. No club has a divine right to be a top flight club, and the fact is we are gross underachievers. If we go down we will deserve to go down. I have a feeling we'll draw 1-1 at West Ham and at QPR, which will hopefully be enough.

People that think they're superior and more interesting because they have thousands of fowlers on twitter. The fact is people want to follow fence sitters, there's toon fans with 6-10000 followers who know absolutely fuck all.

3 grand

I'm losing my touch

I thought you of all people would've put me.

Jimbo left in protest at my ban being revoked.

Surprised my oft mentioned uber geordieness never got a mention.

People who are irrelevant mugs are easy to ignore, Kevin/Nick Kielce etc.... however, the one cunt who is by a million miles the most annoying person who's ever been on here is Pacinofan. I'm the only one who checks him too.

Good looking skinny southern cunts? A rarity granted, especially the good looking bit.

Paul McGrath's cousin.

Incredible dream for me. Fuck knows where its come from, because I'm not homophobic at all. Newcastle lost at home, and I went on the drink as I do with a few mates, and I spoke to this Irish bloke who said he was selling semtex and detonators. So I goes mate I've 30 quid in my pocket, I need a 10a for me taxi home, and a 10a for me chinkies, so make me a bomb and I'll give you a 10a. Anyway I went in The Dog pub in Marlborough Crescent, it was full of gays and lesbians dropped a bag under a table, walked back out and pressed the button. What a fucked up dream.

Chez there's no depth to your depravity.

At the back, right behind bloke with the snide tash, with a spot bigger than Andorra?

The Fish Harry Hill

Tom Kadi off Auf Wiedesehen Pet

Ya flamin gallahhhh

People who only answer their phone when they want something off you. Cunts!

I don't think I'm like anyone on here personality wise. The question should be which famous person do you think you look like. Been likened to Kolorov off three different people in the last month since all of this weight loss. The only person I can think of on here with a clear and present doppelganger is Gemmill, who looks the spit of a younger Boris Johnson imo.

Before a ball was kicked I was the only one who said we'd be fighting a relegation battle. You could see it clear as day.

The fat bloke with the big derby on the right, looks the absolute epitome of a Sunderland fan. I'd stake my life on the fact he supports Sunderland.

51847 + 52157 + 52355 + 52351 = 208710 people at SJP in 20 days (less than 3 weeks) this club does not deserve the support it gets.