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:lol: I've got to laugh. General chat first topic, I would've stated my life it would be muslim/terrorist related. General Chat A section for all to talk about anything - TV, music, current affairs, latest news, films etc, including pinned topics and photos Forum Led by: Wacky Jnr, LeazesMag 991 6,324 Oct 11 2012, 10:56 AM In: Abu Qutada latest By: LeazesMag

So I'm a bit like a really fat notorious Italian-American gangster, but I'm also like a chubby bin dipper, who supports the WPs, is 5ft8, has the worst accent in life, and went to jail when he was 23. Nee wonder nee one puts pics up on here!

Good lad. Exactly two years to the day for me. I don't even fancy one anymore, even when I'm drinking.

I''d take that owa Paul Scholes like. Capone was fat as fuck, am deein well man. Even me BMI is nearly 25, fucking miracle.

Awful that like. Glad she's going to be fine. Poor bairns.

Haha, I've had that loads of times, and I'm even more moody than him. Better than Russell Grant like which is where I was heading at 16st odd. Nar I'll never lose interest! I was banned when all the good things were happening, and haven't been posting as much on here, don't have as much spare time, and had a stormy 6 weeks to say the least.

well better being a teapot than a barrel like I was.

Well am still a fat cunt like but I've went from this (16st3) a month ago....oh dear to this today....14st7. Another 10lbs and I reckon I'll be sweet for this GNR. Definitely need to keep going, more energy and everything now, counting calories every day but it's been worth it. Any less than just under 14 and I'd look a bigger cunt imo, to tall and wide etc... to be something pathetic like 11 or 12st like some on here. I wouldn't dare.

As a christened catholic I can say hand on heart that the religion is a load of bollocks. I believe in God, and I think there's a good chance Jesus did exist, but catholicism. What a load of bollocks. A money making scam that's lasted too long. Wronguns in every corner of the church, do gooders liking to be seen doing good, repressive customs within the religion, cover ups to hide any negative publicity, telling younguns wanking is wrong as is sex before marriage. Load of bollocks, and the classic form of mass control, a religion followed by an immeasurable amount of hypocrites too. The last pope was 78 when he took owa, what's the point in that??? A bloke who's brain will OBVIOUSLY be past his best, why not someone young with fresh ideas? I tell you why because the hierarchy of the religion don't want fresh ideas, they don't want to evolve. Money making scam.

Something Sunderland related I learned today which greatly amused me. I know this for a fact by the way. Grant Leadbitter is on £25,000 a week at Ipswich.

It's not my place is it. I won't mention him again, I've just got a conscience when it comes to older people who are emotional.

Fair enough. He comes on at 1am in the morning letting rip at his age. I'm just concerned about his well being and if anything can be done to stop it, cos I always get roped in.

I've trained every day too, I can't imagine some jabba the hutt type running 3 and 4 mile, cross trainer every day etc...

Aye but what say do you have That's like the Gallowgate pie seller telling Nile Ranger he'll never play for the club again.

Leazes was on again last night kicking off. It's nee good. TBH it's alright ignoring him, but perhaps he'd stop if someone categorically told him he's not getting back on ever. He's 55 and it's not nice to see him getting upset like that.

I'm telling you now, I'm in town on Saturday so I'll get a weight ticket in the market if you don't believe me. Got nee energy like, but it's just dropped off me. I've trained and drank for 3 weeks sounds ridiculous, but it's been a funny old time. No moobs, no derby, no double chin, it's ended up well. Back to healthy eating now, and sensible portions which is my problem with food. Sometimes I'll make bolognese, enough for 3 people, and sit and eat the whole lot. I'm a greedy bastard, so are all fat people, if they weren't they wouldn't be fat, not that I've ever been an absolute fatty like.

Will I fuck. If we won the Champions League I'd still hate him for so many reasons. He could pump a billion quid in to the toon and I'd never forgive him for his treatment of Keegan.

I've went from 16st3 to 14st10 in less than three weeks. I look sexy without a doubt I wouldn't recommend anyone to do it the way I have like. The no food lots of beer diet fucks you up. I'm back eating healthy now though and I've lost all the weight. I don't go along with this BMI pish, according to the BMI I need to be 13st 9 before I'm in a healthy weight range. What a load of bollocks.

Aye works out nice with the second leg being in Newcastle. If we could get our 12th trophy, it would make a lot of people pipe down, and we'll have done it off our own back without the fat cunt supporting us, unlike the likes of Chelsea, Liverpool and Man City.

You'd think it was the cold war the obstacles you face to get in to Russia. I wonder if Chelsea and Man Utd had all these restrictions when there 60,000 English there for the Champions League Final. I'll you something now, if we get past Anzhi, it's a big if with people like Eto'o, honest to god, I think we can win the full thing. Chelsea and Tottenham are the two favorites we've beaten Chelsea twice in the last 9 months and we've beaten Tottenham too. 16 Outright 10/3 Chelsea 7/1 Inter Milan 8/1 Tottenham 8/1 Zenit St Petersburg 9/1 Anzhi Makhachkala 10/1 Benfica 12/1 Rubin Kazan 14/1 Lazio 14/1 Levante 16/1 Newcastle 20/1 Fenerbahce 22/1 Bordeaux 25/1 Stuttgart 33/1 Viktoria Plzen 40/1 Basel 50/1 Steaua Bucharest

I know Sunderland like the back of my hand cos I grafted there for years. It is a depressing wankhole on so many levels. It's very hard to talk about Sunderland without seeming bigoted, but the people are ugly, the shopping is absolutely shit, the houses are shit. I can't think of ANY positives not one. Well maybe one, it is actually possible to find a decent mackem, but it's rare. I used to shop at the Bridges sometimes on my way home, because things were cheaper than they are in Newcastle, but it's total pish. You could understand somewhere like Cramlington having a place like that, not a city with a population of 320,000 people though.

Many thanks to Ant for allowing me to come back on here. Whoever said I was stubborn, I am its one of the wOrst parts of my character. I can only apologise for being antagonistic, and apologise further for some of the pathetic things I've said to him since I've been banned, about subjects in truth I know fuck all about. Its nee excuse but I've had a whole host of problems lately, four massive problems at one time if I'm honest, one would be bad enough, it might seem like I've got nee pride even bringing it up to total strangers on a message board, I've got loads of pridebut I've been here long enough that most of you don't really seem like strangers. 2 of my problems have been sorted out brilliantlt, 1 I can't do anything about, and the other remains unresolved. 4 in one go, big things too. Anyway they don't excuse the antagonistic way I've went on with Ant, and others, but maybe they'll explain a little. I apOlogise unreservedly, and will stick to abusing scousers and mackems.

You used a line "your ever worsening reputation". To me this shows that you care about yours and are wounded by the fact you've ended up looking a cunt again. I'll be fair to J69 he can be a gimp at times, but he doesn't give a fuck what people think about him. You clearly do with that very sentence. You are an irrelevance on toontastic, you do the admin, anyone could do it, your input to the crack, to the football side and everything else is negligible. You have nothing really but knowing how to fix a few 1's and 0's on the actual make up of the site which other people could do no bother anyway. The Brian Pinas of this board in impact, content and delivery of what is actually said. Insignificant. Not that I'm more important than anyone else, I most certainly am not, but the likes of Howmanheyman, Tooj, JawD, even Gemmill with his funnies on the General Chat, would be an infinitely bigger miss than you. Won't ban me yet you don't have the authority to do it anyway you complete gimp of a lad.

Got bored at the start of the second question.

I've got family in Accrington. Blackburn fans they are and when we signed him they couldn't believe it. He spent a whole season at Blackburn under Allardyce on loan, and only played 10 games for them because he was so shit. Worst right back they'd ever had was one of the comments. I think he's a bit better than that like but certainly he is the epitome of the modern shit footballer. Works hard, doesn't like having the ball, and despite his limited ability has come out with crack like...."looking forward to the England squad being announced today ". He truly believed he'd be picked.