Fat racist walks into a bar and asks the barman to recommend a port. The Barman says Southampton now fuck off out of my country you racist bastard.
small chuckle....better gag needed ???
I have just finished work
I am fucked off with all the shannanigans on her
why can't we all live in harmony ffs
I need some more Jack
I want some more jack
I will let that side, just this once....even a bamp has tastes !!!
Pffft.....don't flatter yourself
All ginger lasses fannies smell of sweaty biscuits.
FACT
Shortbread??
there is no ginge on or anywhere near me mate !!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Its ok Jimbos here too, though I dunno if we should trust his sticky fingers anywhere near the database
you could make him do the Arcade
Becoming obsessed tbh, see Sima for one of his old games consoles, he's got them stacked to the ceiling apparently, like his jazz mags
ffs.....
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Its ok Jimbos here too, though I dunno if we should trust his sticky fingers anywhere near the database
you could make him do the Arcade
Condescending? Surely you gest. It was a simple tongue in cheek quip. I save the condescention for time where it's worth a slight effort. Go on now lad- back into your thread and beat your chest some more.
you tell him girl.....
We're having tea and cake. Would you like some?
tea, yes, cake nooooooo
I want to be a svelte young thing when you see me in July.
:lol:
I was gonna do that but it would be kettle calling pot
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