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That's one of the most moronic things I've ever heard.

I fear for Taylor. Whilst he is not at the standard many would like you to believe he does have the attributes to be a decent player. However the longer he continues to play with the rest of the clowns we have here at Newcastle I see no way his game is ever going to progress. He wasn't perfect last season, far from it, but his first few performances this year seem to suggest he's gone backwards, and quite far backwards too. Hope I'm wrong.

When you put it in that context, it's even more shocking.

A few media sources have reported the same, I think The Times did at the end of the window for one.

Various Google sources place him at between 5'9" and 5'11".

Les Ferdinand is only 5'11" ffs, that's just stupid to think of. The most immense header of a ball I've ever seen, the way he used to climb and just hang there until he'd planted it in the corner had to be seen to be believed.

My favourite take-away is Salt and Pepper's on Percy St, next door to Munchies.

Arsenal for me, only other Premiership side I have time for.

No, you're right, it's about £9m net, less if you include the £1.7m we got in March for Hugo Viana, which you probably should seeing as I don't think that deal would actually have become official until the window re-opened.

Erm, it does? 190870[/snapback] Said the 27th of August for me all day. Right now though.

Shouldn't it have the right date on?

I had a free pint after work once and then drove home. It's only a couple of miles but I could feel myself affected by it, so I never touch a drop now. We don't sell halves at the Arena, so frequently on major concerts you get some stupid bitch moaning about how it's dangerous to only sell pints because she's got to drive home. I'm usually stressed and end up shouting at them that they shouldn't be drinking at all, tends to shut them up.

.co.uk says it's a full transfer for a fee.

Can he play full back? Preferably both RB and LB at the same time?

We're holding up, just having a good laugh.

I'm sorry, this is fucking hilarious.

...What?

It's fucking disgusting that within one year of being promoted to the Premiership, West Ham's team and West Ham's squad is stronger than ours. This is a club who went down and sold off nearly every one of their star players and yet they've pulled level, possibly even ahead of us, an established Premiership club with ten of millions to spend, without breaking a sweat.

When I saw this, I just laughed.

Agree with the sentiments of LP and Craig, we've missed out on a lot of cheap quality for no apparent reason. Apart from Craig leaving out N'Zogbia, you're talking shit there.

Well he's signed for Boro.

The great thing about constant internet/TV coverage is you can actually watch the panic button being bashed over and over again at SJP. I'm just finding the whole thing funny now.

How is it fucking obvious? He's been on his trail since the last game of last season, ffs, utter bullshit! And what the fuck does "doffed his cap" mean? You utter tit Oliver... 187652[/snapback] He thinks he's so worth pursuing that the lad is about to sign for Boro, you complete knobhead, Oliver. Face like a bag of prawn crackers tbh. 187654[/snapback] Not for the first time either, he would have signed for them a month ago but for the problems with the medical. Glenn's obviously wandered off the 'trail' and is now lost in some bushes somewhere.

£5m ffs. Leave well alone and let them have him. There's a gem in every Oliver article. What a cock.