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Since they wank off so much about Clarke I thought I’d take a look to see if he really was miles ahead of other Championship wingers around his age. As surely at the very least he was the best performing one? In his age range at least? Turns out not at all . Jack Clarke - 23 year old - 31 starts - 14 goals and 4 assists Morgan Whittaker - 23 year old - 29 starts - 16 goals and 7 assists Crysencio Summerville - 22 year old - 26 starts - 14 goals and 7 assists Jon Rowe - 20 year old - 25 starts - 12 goals and 2 assists Is he doing well? Aye, but the way they go on like he’s some special talent while there’s others his age doing better or around the same I just don’t get it. They need to wake up to the difference in levels too, I thought the way our lot strolled past them in second gear would help them realize but it seems they’re still just as deluded.

They have the fucking brass neck to accuse others of being deluded, meanwhile here they are comparing Jack Clarke to Vinicius Jr without any mention of the level of competition each play at

Imagine how fucking angry he was watching our lot stroll through their shite team. “Ah just aaahhyut them marra”

Aye Dubravka has made some decent stops the last few games but it doesn’t seem like the defence has a lot of confidence in him. He's very hesitant to leave his line which often causes us issues. Bruno was sensational today, in a game where the rest of the team looked a bit flat imo. I think Miley will eventually do really well in a deeper role in CM but he looked a bit raw there today (understandable given he’s a kid), the plus was Bruno playing further forward though.

Seems like the lad in LA is really invested in them What’s their obsession with random people from other places knowing they exist? Why would you give a flying fuck if a tour guide had heard of your club . “Ahhh me deliveroo driver saw my sunlin polo top and sez he’d seen aal of Netflix sheeewwwuh, an he hoped we made it to the championship as it seemed it would be a big deal for a clerb like sunlin, ah telt him that we’d already got promoted an he just shrugged and fucked off on his bike. Proper massive club us like”

For fuck sake man.

Considering Birmingham got both for essentially nothing, and the mackems paid £3m + % of next sale for a player that hasn’t really shown much…. I’d say Birmingham.

Liverpools ability to throw on £50m strikers until one of them manages to have an impact is unrivaled. We will still of course hear about how Klopp never has anything to spend.

Agreed, we’re building the club within the rules - it’s absolutely hampered us in the short term but we will eventually get past them whereas others will always struggle with them including the cunts who have made up rules to try and stifle us along the way. In general the rules should be scrapped imo, you can make huge losses while excluding a ton of other costs and the main punishment is in the form of fines so there’s clearly no actual desire to make clubs sustainable. On the other side of things any restriction based upon things like historic club revenue will always block teams out - which imo is the rules main intention - is it’s inherently unfair. I don’t really see any issue with the way things were prior to these shite rules, it hasn’t changed how the top clubs with money spend until this window basically (and they’re already light years ahead anyway) all it’s really done is stop others from capitalizing after a good year. But as Alex says fuck them tbh, they made the shite rules and we will navigate around them it’s just going to take another 2 years or so.

They’re all dreaming they’ll get Diallo on loan from Man U a bloke who helped them reach the dizzying heights of 6th place on goal difference last season. Tbf you can see why they’re all excited about their model, so far they’ve not sold anyone for any sort of profit, they’ve downgraded their manager, and are clinging to the hope that they’ll pay someone else to loan one of that clubs youth players to give them game time. From the outside looking in you’d say there’s absolutely no sign of any model, aside from the mackems usual of loaning other peoples players and putting all their hope into that loan player.

£100k

Maybe it’s because his brother plays for Sunderland? Nah can’t just be that he must be a MLF

Is their weekend really that wank they’re happy to spend it getting randomly wound up about a statue that’s been up about 10 year?

Honestly man just because it touched a blokes arm doesn’t make it a hand ball. He was whinging about something else that was never ever an issue last time we walked over his pathetic soft touch of a side wasn’t he?

Another in a long line of overrated managers who can’t seem to find any flaw with their own team and seem to be cheated out of every match. It usually helps if your team actually challenge the goalkeeper to make saves occasionally.

The commentator here is fucking shocking too, just went on one about Miley before saying “and of course he has a younger brother who is coming through the ranks in the academy” would that be the brother that’s 3 year older than Lewis?

I don’t get how any pundit can feel like Fulham have been hard done by. We’ve been sloppy and conceded a lot of possession but we look like scoring any time we attack while they couldn’t hit the target if the goal was twice the size.

Maidstone at home next round please… if we get through

As opposed to Fulham who are fucking rotten themselves? Tapping the ball about the halfway line before smacking the ball out of the stadium doesn’t win games.

Hahaha get the fuck in

What are Fulham on with these hand ball shouts

When would that have ever been given as a hand ball? His arm was down by his side, purely accidental and would have hit his body if his arm wasn’t there.

Good finish Murphy but offside

Bruno has to be mortal drunk like some of these passes