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one hour out the "other way" ye donkey! 117468[/snapback] Meh, still bloody early <rubs eyes>

Funny, according to tings things end the last few posts were just after 5am .. Seems Im one hour out so it was just after four.... <goes looking for the comment about needing to get a life> Though I suppose columbo dont rest when he is on the case like...

Seriously, there isn't a font big enough to type how much of a bellend you're being. Can we stop giving him attention now and he might go away? No more replying to him. I've had the last word! 117150[/snapback] woah, chill out. im sorry to diss toontastics very own 'italian job'. il stop posting as its obvious you are all very protective over this plan. i realise now that im the one being immature here. ps. can i have her number so i can send her a picture of my cock as well please 117164[/snapback] <snip> 117171[/snapback] The height of Irony 117185[/snapback]

Nah, that would just be shit

Haway man Alex, are you seriously suggesting someone dresses up like that, cycles through Durham with an envelope and on passing the lass give it to her "Here you go love, message from God" and cylces off again?

Oi, do you mind? you're shattering my friday feeling. I think you were really looking for www.Lifeisnojoke.com/forum

and charge her a £100 for it so they'd be squits

Even better, put the envelope inside a dusty bin Or, dress up as one and say its in the bin. When she comes over you can hand the envelope to her.

She'll be well chuffed. she could ebay it to go to her "uni funds"

Or, go full cludoe with anagrams like Toon Tit Sac It Acts Toon One for Cath "Its No To Cat" Or Nac Tits Oot Ok, Ill stop ....

www.tastictoon.net ?

Cracking new album from him like.

Next, go here for supplies http://www.costumesinc.com/c117_g343/fake_...ume_beards.html so you look like this

Here ye gan, print a few of these off. Print on both sides mind

Good lad. Anyway, now one of you need to get a brown envelope. Hide it somewhere on the sat morning and tell her it there. Then take photo's of her when she goes to collect it (Say you'll drop it an 9am before meeting her at 10am). Make sure you take you donuts n coffee while you're on the stakeout! Prob her ex lad who wanted to get her pics around and make some vash out of it 116235[/snapback] Sounds like a voice of experience, this what you've been getting up to while you've not been posting JawD? 116245[/snapback] Erm, no, innocent me like too many episodes of Columbo.

Good lad. Anyway, now one of you need to get a brown envelope. Hide it somewhere on the sat morning and tell her it there. Then take photo's of her when she goes to collect it (Say you'll drop it an 9am before meeting her at 10am). Make sure you take you donuts n coffee while you're on the stakeout! Prob her ex lad who wanted to get her pics around and make some vash out of it

So you sent you're actual face? The internets here for a reason! Mind, you'd have prob sent David Hasslehoff or summit. Or Mr Bobbit....

What, so is that £100 or sex for four days? Hope she provides the grub along the way out of that £100.

Wouldnt that be entrapment kinda thingy?

A place where football fans from both sides of the region join together to celebrate their common love. Fecking Illiteracy.

Have to hold my hand up here then. I've managed before to miss the bog while sitting doon (having a piss). Oh aye its possible like Woke up with a pisshorn, realised Id have to sit down to piss (or jet oot the window), pushed now slightly deflated down into the bowl and after some encouragement and further deflation, started to piss. The stream was still angled to far up and hit the underside of the bog seat coming out the other side dribbling down onto my boxers. Left the bathroom naked and chucked boxers into the wash trying to convince wor lass what had just happened. Think she thought Id either pissed myself or had been for a wank This said, biggest prob I have is splash back from awful designed urinals. Maybe I shouldnt wait until the last minute like. Pressure ye kna. Reminded me of a cartoon I seen once with someones splash soaking two blokes either side. I tried to see if I could see this on the net and could only find this: What its supposed to do Ive seriously got no idea. Anti Piss Splash Guard

How the hell did I miss this one yesterday? Been pissing myself laughing (along with the rest of my office!). The poor lass. She wont realise how many people off here have prob sent the link to this thread to others they know and at some point, someone will know who she is. Maybe dont care, maybe she's got no mates, or lots Waiting for the next installment, got me popcorn ready

Just wait until the PC brigade find out that there is a nightclub that only admits genetically challanged people. Is that what they are called these days? you know, freaks?

Went to see Hostel. Over all the film is shite with a crap plot. I had the feeling is was made more for the sick effects and cringeworthyness than owt else. Worth seeing maybe on DVD but overall I wasnt impressed. If you compare it to Saw, similar genre, similar effects etc, but without the half decent story.

Pud you Bastard I know feck all about German (other than something like "Ein Gross Bier Bitter"), so Id been wondering about that article. Though I hadnt paid that much attention. Glad now else you'd have had me like a wee fishy. Some people need to lighten up though and admit if they'd been had. Bit like on Beadles About kinda. Watch out, Peaspuds about....