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Jeruselem - because it was played at my mothers funeral Wild West Hero - ELO (odd one that like) Wish you were here - Pink Floyd

Dunno, I fancied a change from the cow and at the time we were talking about what we watched as kids when we got home from school.

I aint got kids, so Im not sure how Id react. Im not against smacking (light smack, not thrashing ). As a kid, I used to get the odd smack, just enough to let me know Id gone over that line. Worst I got was probably at school. In first school I was smacked on the hand with a ruler for having untody hand writing. Yes and she hit the hand I wrote with ... In High school a particular teacher used to get you up in front of class and embarrass you as well as hitting you with a ruler, usually on the hand, while the rest of the class pissed themselves.

Well I like both, more do eat alot more white meat than red. While I understand alot of veggies dont eat meat on moral grounds (such as wor lass), I still find the concept of "southern fried quorn nuggets" amusing. Mind, while there are some awful veggie concepts (sorry, Ive tried quorn and a couple of things arnt ok - most are just really not), there are some cracking dishes as well. Spicey bean burgers and veg risotto are canny like. As for eating fish, well, Jesus said is was ok didnt he? surely a bloke in sandals (oh and the son of God) cant be wrong Mind, Im sure he drew the line at welks (willicks? I dunno, them horrid bogie like things) as well like.

Wor lass was Veggie-ish (no honest!) until she watched some prog recently where they slaughtered a pig, now she is all veggie (all veggie? aye brussles for eyes an that). Its a nightmare. Cooking a stirfry we now have to do my meat in a different pan etc and I wont eat her lumps of whatever its meant to be (Quorn?). On that, why do they make Quorn things to look like meat and taste like meat? Does that not go against part of the idea?

Roger Waters - Pro's and cons of Hitchiking

Ohh I dunno, Thick fuck is one that springs to mind, or quite simply "twat" as in "what a twat". This said, I do have a tendancy to call people a "freak".

I reckon it probably does pay. But 99% of the thicko's that are involved are making the money for someone else while they slum it on some dodgy council estate. Unless they are really clever, it will probably catch up with them in time. Then i guess you have to ask, it a stint inside worth it?

I was on the receiving end a bit, but only verbal. Again I had the problem of being a bit quiet. Never took a kicking though. Only think I had 2-3 fights in my whole schooling. Two I came off better, the other I kinda went "aya aya aya ok stop" and that was it

If its an XDA, then you just move them over to your phone and go through the menu to apply. I keep getting it mixed up though. Its something like mp3's are ringtones while mpa or something is used for alerts. If you have one that you want to use as another, you have to convert it on your pc then upload as the right file type.

Id prob be up for it. Though not the 16th as thats my works neet out in Manc land. Easiest thing is prob for you to stick up a poll and go with the majority. You'll never keep everyone happy

Liar, I've heard the moans from across town....oooh, debit, aaahh credit, hmm stop it you naughty suspense account you! DOUBLE-ENTRY!!!!! See, topical and funny. Impressive.

Im all for it. The way I think of it is that if my lass was out on her own, and someone started harrassing her, I'd want the fuckers nailed. CCTV gives you a good chance of that happening. Then you have all the thieves etc that should have their hands chopped off but get away with a slap, that also can be caught. Dont get me started on that though

Aye, if someone is tailgating me, I'll sometimes move over, and sometimes slow down to the exact speed limit and not budge. Depends how I feel. If they drop back and accelarate to make a point, or worse yet flash lights at me, then Ill not budge, or slow down further. Have been known to once pull handbreak on to the transit had to screech and swerve. Bastards then stopped infront of me where 3-4 of them got out of the transit I just reversed and drove away again. I drive a fair bit, do 30000+ miles per year. I see all sorts of tossers driving. To slow in a motorway and tailgating on a motorway are what I see as the worst offences. What really boils my piss though is undertaking, HGVs overtaking at 1mph faster than who they are passing, and as above - someone flashing me to get past (unless its a copper then I'll usually give in).

Not at all. However, was pissing myself laughing at my mate (yes, it was my mate...). This lass he has been sleeping with was sending him pics from her phone. Up close pics. All Ill say is that she is well trimmed. Anyway, at the Wigan game he showed me the latest one she sent. Of her with nee kit on, on the bed, legs a kimbo. Then I asked what I thought was once simple question that he obviously hadnt considered. Who took the photo?

Hmm.... I live in a cul-de-sac you get no through traffic We have a canny park 2mins walk away (the one off whickham highway) I'm a 2min drive from the A1 / Team Valley Takes me 10min to drive into town or 10-30min to be in decent northumberland countryside.

Its all bollocks. Never read them. Like you say, dont like what the sun says? Go off what the star says instead.

Class.

Munching a handful of almonds at me desk. 35mins till lunch where I have a tuna salad in a tub made by wor lass. Gerrin..

Another one?? Geez.... Happy Birthday man

Hey was at a Muslim birthday party last night ..... Fuck me pass the parcel was quick..

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cool cheers! Now I just godda work out where the hell I know tat from. Unless its on sky and Ive watched it when flicking. Usually stopped by then like...

Hell yeah Kays, Brian Mills in particular.

I have woke up with a crane fly bouncing on my chest before like. Staring at me with its beedy little eyes...