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A bit like

We'll not now much more until SJH says yay or nay I would've thought.

Fingers crossed.

Fat Fred will be on SSN tomorrow fuming!

I bet Steve's getting ready to have a posh wank at full time.

Whey, 2-1 Croats!

Don't start that You weren't good enough, simple as

What does this mean? Relegation?

Owen's injury spoilt the whole bloody night for me. My lass didn't do herself any favours like.... Me: Fuck, Owen's injured! Her: He's been shit anyway. Me: But he plays for Newcastle AND he's injured...AGAIN!!! Her: So, atleast Crouch can come on now. I like Crouch She claims to be a Newcastle fan aswell 151483[/snapback] She sounds a fucking idiot. No offence like 151855[/snapback] None taken, she's thick as mince. She thought the Swedes were from Switzerland and vice-versa. Once i'd corrected her she asks "Well where are the Swedish from then?" in the typical 'try to catch you out' woman voice

Owen's injury spoilt the whole bloody night for me. My lass didn't do herself any favours like.... Me: Fuck, Owen's injured! Her: He's been shit anyway. Me: But he plays for Newcastle AND he's injured...AGAIN!!! Her: So, atleast Crouch can come on now. I like Crouch She claims to be a Newcastle fan aswell 151483[/snapback] Forgive the candour, but when your missus is basically saying that Crouch is eye candy then you have to take a very long (or very short) look in the mirror. 151491[/snapback] Crouch is Brad Pitt compared to me, man

Based on the scan apparently. Fucked his cruciates and will be out for 5 months.

Jimbo, get the camera out!

Owen's injury spoilt the whole bloody night for me. My lass didn't do herself any favours like.... Me: Fuck, Owen's injured! Her: He's been shit anyway. Me: But he plays for Newcastle AND he's injured...AGAIN!!! Her: So, atleast Crouch can come on now. I like Crouch She claims to be a Newcastle fan aswell 151483[/snapback] Dump the bitch; it’s the only way that you will be able to get over this traumatic time. Move on. You can do better that her. 151492[/snapback] Could be the only way like. Although she dislikes Scott Parker just as much as me so all is forgiven.

Owen's injury spoilt the whole bloody night for me. My lass didn't do herself any favours like.... Me: Fuck, Owen's injured! Her: He's been shit anyway. Me: But he plays for Newcastle AND he's injured...AGAIN!!! Her: So, atleast Crouch can come on now. I like Crouch She claims to be a Newcastle fan aswell

Sir John Hall speaks.... "We’ve been approached before by people but haven’t taken anything forward. We’re in talks now but I cannot say anything more.” ....but doesn't give anything away.

Hargreaves and Gerrard have got to start in the centre against Ecuador. Lampard's 'shoot from anywhere' policy is getting right on my tits now.

and you could save money on skid-sheet and recycle by wiping your arse on the page when you've done ! 150733[/snapback] Fuck it! Why even bother doing the puzzle?

Left my phone lying on a glass alcove in my girlfriends porch. Somebody turned the light on underneath the glass and the back of my phone ended up melting. I can still use it like but it's a bit unsightly and the battery has started playing up.

So what are we dealing with here? Is it a group of people who are willing to invest time and money in the club or just an amateurish hedge fund that thinks they could make quite a bit of dosh when in actual fact, they can't.

The Beeb refer to it as an "American-backed consortium" so is it entirely possible that the takeover is being financed by members of the hedge fund yet has nothing to do with the actual hedge fund itself?

I don't believe that Fat Fred or Dougie are paticularly intrested in the footballing side of things either, only the dividends. I highly doubt anything will come out of this. If SJH wasn't willing to sell up to a British based investor last year, who probably had better intentions footballing wise than Polygon then I can't see him selling up now.

I think that was me n'all. 150497[/snapback] Twas, you bastid! Can't you tell a drunk post when you see one?

While we're on i'm a bit gutted my 'Scott Parker is a nonce' thread got deleted.

So is pooing on a strange loo for women the equivilant of stage fright when pissing for a man?