Ted Maul

Southgate: "Robben is elegant when he runs" What a fucking poof that man is.

The new one is up.

Why didn't anyone inform me that they were good earlier?!

In the three or so years you've posted on here i've never understood a word. Please elaborate.

Agreed, Russell Brand is superb, I like him. My punch list: Dane Bowers Sven Goran Eriksson Cliff Richard Peter Andre Gordon Ramsay Michael Barrymore Paul Danan Shane Ritchie Hugh Grant Tim Henman 149381[/snapback] Take away Tiger 'Couldn't hurt a fly' Tim and you've got my Celeb hit list right there.

I'm not taking tips on how to play football from an Aussie! I always get the feeling with England that we will never get turned over, we will just play down to the oppositions level and manage to scrape a result. Sven needs to grow some balls and drop Crouch, Lampard and Beckham. They were all fucking useless today. Rooney, Carrick and Lennon could do a much better job than those three. 149369[/snapback] I've got to leap to the defence of Beckham, I think he's been one of the few to come out with any credit so far for me. 149374[/snapback] He's been awful in my book. Over hit every ball that he's had at his feet.

Russel Brand is a bit of a ledge in my books for the fact he does all of the above yet fucks Kate Moss! Oh, and Vernon Kay

I'm not taking tips on how to play football from an Aussie! I always get the feeling with England that we will never get turned over, we will just play down to the oppositions level and manage to scrape a result. Sven needs to grow some balls and drop Crouch, Lampard and Beckham. They were all fucking useless today. Rooney, Carrick and Lennon could do a much better job than those three.

2-1 to England. Another uninspiring performance, media call the team worse than shit until a few days before the Sweden game when they get built up again.

We're fucking awful apart from Given, Taylor, N'Zogbia, Solano and Owen (when he decides to play). We need two world class central midfielders as I have no faith in Emre to perform consistantly week in, week out, Parker is over rated and Faye is shit. I'd like to see a centre back in the Sol Campbell mould but with less of the mental problems come in alongside Taylor. Two decent full backs would be nice aswell. We need a long term partner for Owen that isn't Ameobi. Kuyt would be my first choice but failing that Ashton would do. We desperately need a good, young prospect or two who'd be happy sitting on the bench until Owen gets crocked again.

I just came looking for this thread to point out how hilarious the whole Ghana/James Garner bit was. I was crying with laughter. "Hello is that James Garner?" "No dis ees Gahna da country, I'm sick of getting calls for James Garner de Actor. Do not tink i ave got all day to take other peoples phone messages. I thought the Rockford files was shit! Goodbye!" 148861[/snapback] I thought it was great aswell

How much did Arsenal pay for him? He looks immense.

General concensus of the ITV pundits is that it should be a goal.

I agree with Andy Townsend for once - Schwazer was more preoccupied with pushing the midget Japs away with his elbow then grabbing the ball.

Gareth Southgate: "If this was an England match and that was given we'd be fuming" Erm, Gareth. If this was an England match we wouldn't be losing 1-0 to Japan Atleast Robinson can catch the ball.

Cannit even catch the ball. Nee way are the Aussies World Cup quality.

Who cares?

2-1 I'm actually happy to see Drogba score for once.

Gan to Liverpool and be a flop. Mark my words.

Any of them are better than Clive 'That Night in Munich' Tyldsley

I'd love to see Crooks and Lawrenson in a fight to the death. I couldn't choose who i'd want to survive though.

Could loads of Ecuadorians going for a wank at the same time really crash the server like?

What do I win in the sweepstake if they go all the way?

Howay Ecuador

Got far to go? 147081[/snapback] Got home just in time for the Costa Rica goal. 147138[/snapback] I missed them all 'cause I had to pick wor lass up from work