Ted Maul

You forgot to add, "then my parents send me to fat camp for 6 weeks" 156022[/snapback] So mean! But after the hols I'll be going on a diet and hitting the gym as usual. 156028[/snapback] But you wont be looking to get a better taste in music? 156055[/snapback] or films or jewellry or nationality for his bird 156073[/snapback] And David Icke, you're not one to take the piss out of me music tastes. 156093[/snapback] Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Genesis, Yes, The Who, Sigur Ros, A Perfect Circle, Queens of the Stone Age, The Libertines, Muse, Radiohead all pwn Cradle of Filth, Slipknot and any other no mark heavy metal band you like. Face it, I have brilliant taste in music whereas fans of your bands either harm themselves or have yet to get hair on their balls.

Did anyone else notice that all the ones Ricardo saved were pretty much in the middle. They weren't right down the throat of the 'keeper but they weren't tucked right in the bottom corner like a good penalty should be. If we've been practicing penalties nearly every day like Sven said then we certainly haven't been practising good enough.

Tell CrimsonFart that he's a prepubescent ponce.

Watch if you have good taste in music.

I can't see any point in us chasing Van Nistelrooy, Torres and Kuyt. Unless we throw some serious money down I doubt we'll have any chance of signing any of them and what's worse, I don't think we have any serious money.

You forgot to add, "then my parents send me to fat camp for 6 weeks" 156022[/snapback] So mean! But after the hols I'll be going on a diet and hitting the gym as usual. 156028[/snapback] But you wont be looking to get a better taste in music?

I prefer the term brown wings meself.

It's 6 days until I go on holiday, all of which are going to be filled with fuck all except lazing about.

I've just worked out that when someones name appears in italics at the bottom of the screen it means they're replying.

If my unhealthy obsession with Prog Rock music counts then yes, I have a hobbie.

Brock, buy a dictionary because your definition of the term cult was way off. I agree that Saw was a good film as was Spiderman (Not too keen on 2) but to say it was 'cult' is ridiculous. It's probably been the most popular, well reviewed horror film since the Scream franchise came to an end. If you want cult films look at Battle Royale, Plughead, Kung Pow, Dog Soldiers etc.

He put his hand up to signal a freekick and at no time before Ronaldo ran over did he look as if he was going to put his hand in his pocket.

Oh dear. Been on the piss?

Nobody on either side scored or provided an assist. What is your point?

No, get pissed.

I thought this was going to be a thread about CAKE. "You'll fart your guts out and cry all the water out of your body"

It's fooking scorching down here in the North East Going to get up to 30 degrees over the next few days. I cannit wait!

Get drunk and send him/her abusive texts.

Inbetween 7th-12th.

"And fucking Rooney's been fucking sent off for fuck all!"

J69 in a talk complete shite shocker!

Why afre debating? He was a complete nonce.

He's a claxon, end of.

It's just laziness if they don't shave all over tbh.

Typical thick arrogant mag cunt, you've hardly got any choice of a decent partnership for the start of the season. 154918[/snapback] Ahem, Luque and Ameobi. Fucking world class.