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Is he going to lift the lid on Gillespiegate? Bellamygate? I doubt it really, I won't be rushing to get it. I'll never understand the concept of autobiographies for people under 40.

Jose is hated in Barca now after his performance when he played them.

at least some of our coppers aren't stupid cunts with their heads in the sand http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7001768.stm hopefully this isnt' a lone voice. So you think that their numbers will not continue growing until they enforce their beliefs and laws on us ? When do you think they will stop doing this then I like curry. I like dope. you are a dope, stupid cunt

They're both shit. Hang your heads in shame and go to your rooms the lot of you.

at least some of our coppers aren't stupid cunts with their heads in the sand http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7001768.stm hopefully this isnt' a lone voice. So you think that their numbers will not continue growing until they enforce their beliefs and laws on us ? When do you think they will stop doing this then I like curry. I like dope. Apparently shock horror these filthy eatern europes have a different attitude (or should that be belief?) to growing dope. Send us more!

Owen touched the ball 14 times from memory of what the commentator said

As seen on Hackers (1995)

I noticed this at the weekend, parents start to change their estimation of travelling times. I got told it was a 25 minute walk through a park which was in reality more like 15, but the friend in question has had to walk at the pace of a 5 year old for a while now! Warps your brain

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/t...est/7001796.stm This was a nice touch I think

"bunny boiler" "eeek eeek eeek eeek" (making stabbing motions as well) "no" if she expects yes "yes" if she expects no "maybe" at any time "pub" "mates" "beer" "shag" (as opposed to something more romantic)

She should know that

What are you like 6 or something?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/5010172.stm I bet you can't complete it without lying

Skool report Shola Ameobi PE: Tries hard, falls over a lot, doesn't understand the offside rule. C minus.

??They're identical twins?? Could only watch with the sound off, video makes the cheeky girls look half decent

Nope, I have an annoying obsession about things like making noise at night. Another thing that pisses me off, somehow the dutch have invented a bog that can handle the biggest of shits easily (trust me on this one) and it wouldn't have woke a mouse, plus looked to use about half the water to boot.

The only thing I can think of is escape from the rear bar which is in the rock, if the front is ablaze; I can't remember the exact layout of the place. If not, the council want hanging for this. Also, I hate this creeping use of the word 'potential' when describing risk, I bet there's never been so much as a scratch from a rockfall there, because everyone uses the bloody lift! Arseholes

In the train of this thread I read that as Man Utd ...

thrusting deep or holding tight?

He's by far no crap player, but at the moment he has the look of a square peg for a round hole. We basically don't need him right now, although you never know with injuries. Thing is, I don't believe Sam thinks he has to play him just becasue he cost £6m or he's Ashley's favourite, I actually think Sam wants him to be doing something specific for the team, question is whether he's doint it or not right now. Sam's not likely to say if it's not working yet.

Carbon fibre irons are shit though

I did on Saturday, but by Sunday it was the usual uncertainty about what she wanted. I think I'll give her the standard "fuck her off till she comes crawling" routine, it's worked wonders in the past, just not sure if it's the right approach with us being such good friends to begin with. You my friend have hit the jackpot. You get to shag her then the next day she's not too sure what she wants and she leaves. You get to have sex without the girl wanting a relationship. I have spent my whole life looking for that and you've stumbled onto it and have no appreciation of the situation. Bastard. Aye but it's a pain in the arse having to get her pissed everytime I want to get my end away That's pretty much what you have to do in a relationship too though son...

The first case of someone being pulled was just recently I think. I would think you have to actually use it though, unless they expect everyone to disable autoconnecting

Always best not to tell the wife

I'm loving this thing about an American judge throwing out death dog evidence as no better than a flip of a coin. Also find it funny that Branson stumps up £100k for the McCanns, yet for his old adversary that missing explorer, he can only be arsed to fire up Google Earth and look at a few map squares. Anyway, by my reckoning, this McCann thing has not made national news only once in the last 2 weeks. What we need is a really big terrorist attack....