daveytait176

I drink and i get drunk but often it depends on what company i keep, if i am out with ma best mac then i dont need to get drunk to have a good time but on the other hand if i am out with the lads from work then i i get drunk as i dont enjoy some of the places they go out to.

He might have got the score right but not to sure if he knows how fixtures work, it should have been Newcastle 1-5 Birmingham after all we did play at st jame's didnt we

Of course i've missed ya daft bugger

Nah bathtime is at christmas

Nice one so its not just me going round the twist then? Though i do think i was on my way anyway

Is it normal to not sleep at night when you are looking forward to something that you've been waiting for for 3 and half months?

Toppers is bloody great, i love our pissed up convo's

Reet ok fish, See ya soon toppers and i'll look forward to the steak and chips

You can tell ya cooking ya smoke aslarm is gannin off

Stop or i will fire my full magazine at ya

nah its cos i've been hanging around with southern fairy's for the past 4 months lol

We fight wars to protect our own countries interests, i might hate going to other countries and doing shitty jobs for other people's wars but if it makes a difference for my country and the people that come from there then i am prepared to put my life on the line. Thats the problem with some people they just dont show any patriotism anymore.

soap what the fook is that

Whatever floats ya boat sammy but the only thing that goes near my arsehole is bog paper when i've just had a shit

Well of course my cock is a one way passage i dont stick stuff up my japs eye do i

Dodgy fooker

Fook that man, thats an exit hole not an entry!

Rimming to me is sticking ya cheesy knob in someones cup and rubbing up the side before making a cuppa

Well if i was at home i'd be going out we my bezzie mac on nye then on nyd we'd hit promise at sea for an all nighter but seen as i am thousands of miles away in cyprus i'll be going to the un police bar for a piss up instead. Not quite like the toon like but i aint going in to nicosia to be stared at like a forienger Oh wait a minute i am one of them over here aren't i Happy new year if i dont get on here before tomorrow night

Well being near muslim territory i expect a few disgruntled locals later on today like

Well i didnt know that i'm in cyprus but now that mention it, its a good excuse for a good knees up

Sam jacks is pretty good before the match like obvioulsy it will empty a bit when the match is or alternativley there's a few pubs in the gate which is near sam jacks, but further up the road there is the goose near eldon sqaure/gardens thats a canny boozer

It’s unfair. Look at the facts — Kenny Dalglish and Ruud Gullit both resigned, Sir Bobby Robson was here for five years and Graeme Souness, well let’s just say every Geordie in the world was telling me to sack him before I did. "Glenn’s job has never been on the line, not even after the Sheffield United defeat. Not once have I regretted appointing him. "He may be a Cockney but this is his spiritual home. I certainly don’t hear any complaints from fans about Glenn being in charge. "Yes, I once said I’d leave when the club won its first Cup under my chairmanship but well, the Intertoto doesn’t count. Anyway, it’s not even a cup, it’s glass! "Don’t get me wrong, I’m not decrying the competition, it’s been very good for us and we’re delighted and honoured to be its last survivors in the UEFA Cup but I think the fans knew what I meant. "Considering the injuries, Glenn has done a fantastic job. In fact, I doubt even Sir Alex Ferguson could have done a better one in the circumstances. "You can only go to war with what you’ve got and the truth is he’s gone into a lot of battles without his heavy artillery and he’s won quite a few of them. Now we’re starting to get a few back and you can see the difference. "We always knew it would be a difficult season. Losing Alan Shearer through retirement and then Michael Owen at the World Cup would have an adverse affect on any club in Europe. "But it didn’t end there. Shola Ameobi is out for the season, Kieron Dyer is only just back, Titus Bramble and Craig Moore have had their injury problems, Stephen Carr, Charles N’Zogbia . . . the list goes on. "I saw a Newcastle Crocks XI the other day and thought, 'that’s not a bad team'. It would win a hell of a lot more games than it lost. And yet Glenn rarely complains. "There’s a lot to look forward to in 2007. Michael will be back at some stage and goals are guaranteed from that young man. He’s only played 10 games and scored seven goals. If he scores at the same ratio, then think what a difference that will make. "I want to make it clear that I’m as committed to Newcastle as I’ve ever been. I’m desperate for success. "I’m Fred the fan first, chairman second. I first started watching Newcastle as a kid on the Gallowgate End and I’ll continue watching until the day I die. It’s my club — and I mean that not as a chairman, but in the way every fan says it’s his or her club." Ok i must admit he has come up with the money but as for the right manager i dont think so like

All those that have been out with me know how i drink, i like becks, budwieser, strongbow, vodka and if that fills me up then i might have a alco pop but by the time that happens i'm drunk as fook anyway

Has anyone got a link to show the game online?